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05-17-2004, 12:33 PM
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Vrume Mark
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Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads:
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish....................... 49 Adventurous....................... Slept with everyone Athletic....................... No tits Average looking....................... Ugly Beautiful....................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile....................... Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure....................... On medication Feminist....................... Fat Free spirit....................... .Junkie Friendship first....................... .Former slut Fun....................... Annoying New-Age....................... Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned....................... No BJs Open-minded....................... Desperate Outgoing....................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate....................... Sloppy drunk Professional....................... Bitch Voluptuous....................... Very Fat Large frame....................... Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate....................... Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay |
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05-17-2004, 12:34 PM
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05-17-2004, 12:36 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Too true.
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05-17-2004, 12:37 PM
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"Assassins"
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Haha nice.
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05-17-2004, 12:39 PM
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05-17-2004, 12:40 PM
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that's hilarious 'cause it's sooo true LOL
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05-17-2004, 12:41 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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hahahaha
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05-17-2004, 12:41 PM
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too funny
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05-17-2004, 01:20 PM
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05-17-2004, 01:22 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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the head on the nail has been hit
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05-17-2004, 01:24 PM
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05-17-2004, 01:26 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Hehe funny
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