Weirdest fucking spam I ever got!

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  • chupachups
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 6576
    #1

    Weirdest fucking spam I ever got!

    RE: You are about to become an ordained minister
    Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
    As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

    Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

    Want to open a church?
    Check out Ministry in a Box

    Press here to find out how



    DUH?
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986
      #2
      Congrats Pastor

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        • BMI Lace
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2004
          • 16116
          #3
          I think i got that too...

          Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours

          As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

          Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
          Visit Correctional Facilities

          Want to start your own church?

          Press here to find out how

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            • doober
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 6984
              #4
              where can i buy chupachups in canada?

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                • chupachups
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 6576
                  #5
                  Originally posted by doober
                  where can i buy chupachups in canada?

                  chupachups.ca

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                    • doober
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 6984
                      #6
                      seriously tho, my friend gave me a couple and i need to find a box lol...im fuckign addicted!

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                        • DreamCumTrue
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 2985
                          #7
                          yum chocolate vanilla rocks

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                            • chupachups
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 6576
                              #8
                              Originally posted by doober
                              seriously tho, my friend gave me a couple and i need to find a box lol...im fuckign addicted!
                              hmm.. no idea actually

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                                • doober
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 6984
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
                                  yum chocolate vanilla rocks


                                  http://www.chupachups.com/

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                                    • EviLGuY
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 12745
                                      #10
                                      You can get that shit online for free.. I did it in like 1999. You can print out a little card and everything.

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                                        • Xplicit
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 3558
                                          #11
                                          Whats funny is I hear its actually true. These people come up with bullshit churches and then give away the licenses or whatever.

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                                            • Lykos
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 31032
                                              #12
                                              Damn,i still havenm't got one like that

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                                                • kmanrox
                                                  aka K-Man
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 29295
                                                  #13
                                                  i'd be struck down by a bolt of lightning if i even opened an email like that....
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                                                    • JDog
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 7453
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Chupachups
                                                      Want to open a church?
                                                      Check out Ministry in a Box
                                                      How many boxes will it contain, I can't imagine fitting many people in one box!

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                                                        • Blinky
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 268
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by doober
                                                          seriously tho, my friend gave me a couple and i need to find a box lol...im fuckign addicted!
                                                          I've actually got a box of chupa chups right here.

                                                          To cut a long story short, fundraiser gone bad, I now have a box of 100 chupa chups (20 bags of 5 chupa chups each.) sitting right here.. mixed flavours.

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                                                            • marcu5
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 1485
                                                              #16
                                                              Hmmm, Anyone have a link to that? I bet the affilate program on that gets alot of signups

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                                                                • Mishi
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 1054
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I think I may actually take them up on that one. When I got married I paid my minister with a nice bottle of wine. I could use a nice bottle of wine...
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                                                                    • cayne
                                                                      My time is coming...
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 7476
                                                                      #18
                                                                      want to open a curch?
                                                                      that's really untypical spam...but the viagra shit is all over the net, they are searching something new
                                                                      If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                                                                        • James White
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 1405
                                                                          #19
                                                                          haha. good shit... er.. wait.. holy thread... good stuff
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