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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE [road rage?]
anyways... im driving to my friends house waiting at a light... i go but some truck fucking cuts me off and goes real slow... so i say fuck it, i pass him as anyone else would and then go back to the speedlimit... apperently he didnt like that, he turned on his brights and got real close to my ass.. im like what the fuck so i put my hand out the hahahahahaha with a friendly bird for him, he didnt like that either, and came up real fucking close to me... so i downshift to 2nd and fucking bolt... he follows me some how keeping up without a problem... so im gettin freaked out because to me this fucking loser wants to hit my car.... he was inches away before.... so im doing fucking 90some mph on a 2lane blvd with this fuck right on me.... so i hook a fucking few turns and this fucker is still with me... i decide that i am going to just ebreak and pull a hard 180° ... i do so and the fuck actually manages to pull one too!! i start bolting it and i realize the police station is only like 5mins away so i am just gunna book it to there, and i start going for it and he is about 5cars behind and he just fucking turns off to some road... gives up so to say... i was thinking about turning around and following his ass but i wasnt wanting to look for trouble...anyways, i dont remember anything about the truck, i was to worried about getting shot or ran off the road.... obviouslly this fuck wanted me hurt, no one keeps pushing when the kid you are chasing drifts a left turn at 60mph onto a sidestreet.. i also kept it in a low gearto ahve the RPMs screaming to make noise... maybe attract an officer... sadly any other time i book down a road a cop is there... but when i fucking need them they arnt..
now that its all over im starting to freak out because he had plenty of time to copy my plate , and my car is only 1 o 2 in the whore area... and the other is a very different color... anyways, just venting... i am planning on to start carrying a gun in my car... but im only 18 so i cant legally have a handgun.. err ![]() |
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Dude, You're a pussy
I'm 18 too & if anyone fucked with me like that I'd pull the e-brake in the middle of the road so they couldn't get by, pop the trunk, grab ol stompy (my bat) and sprint at them swinging it fast enough to give them brain damage on impact ![]() |
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Awesome driving skills!
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wow....where do you live?
people afraid to that shit here in LA...
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You should keep your finger inside the car if you don't want to get beaten up. Don't be such a victim.
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simple solution. pick up your cell phone call the cops tell them whats going on and your going to a public location roll up your hahahahahahas lock your doors park and wait for the cops... simple as that... no point in risking your neck pulling some stupid driving move that your barely skilled enough to do, or driving at insane speeds you could hurt someone else and yourself... he assults you hits your car etc... he's liable not you.... |
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no cell phone.. not letting my car get hit for some drunk redneck that could just hit and leave and just , i wouldnt drive like that fi the car wasnt modified not to, its a drift set car and i have been driving on a track like that for awhile, so the skills are there... |
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These types of incidents will lessen with age. Trust me.
![]() Don't fuck around with this kind of bullshit it's not worth it... Why let some fuckin' loser get under your skin like that? Crank your tunes and get to your destination safely. Ah, to be 18 again...LOL ![]()
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SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME TOO YESTERDAY, BUT I GOT A USED DETECTIVE CAR WITH LIGHTS AND SIREN AND SHIT STILL1!! ROFL
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I think that asshole is really looking for trouble.
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skillz are there good, car is to... nice.... the roads? the other drivers? its not the trackman I'm both track trained and military driving trained, use to do precision driving for film. public streets are always scarey..
he was right on your ass with high beams thats fine your turn to slow down to 10 mph let him go around you whats he goona do slam you from behind? there had to be a stop sign or stop light along the way, by speeding up you only encourged him to do the same... slowing down gradually he wouldn't have rearend you if he did and ran, well then use the skillz and and your car to keep up with him. cop would have caught you eventually.... and if there was that much money in the car why don't you have a cell phone? hell I have 3 want one? |
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i would have beat his ass with a tire iron.
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Hey Mirroc, Don't be such a badass... I was just saying that I'd tweak out and beat somebody senseless or die trying because I have more heart than ALL of you
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reason for no cell phone... im only 18 and insurence is rape and all the rest of the money goes to my car.. so i am pressed on money big time, so saving that 50 a month kinda helps.. being that i fill her up with 93 oct and its like 2.24 a gallon.. |
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what would have stopped him from shooting me.. and sean416: heheh... i guess being in the adult business you tend to say certain words more often, which then you get use to typing.... and when you goto type a different word.. umm.. heh.. you get it |
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It's not worth it to mess with this kind of people.
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My story is very similar, but worse..............
My and nappy are driving around at night in Kettering/Dayton, Ohio. We pull up next to a guy at a light and when it turns green he guns it and gets in front of us. (I'm driving btw, 1989 Ford f-150, my fathers. We were 17.) He slows down to 15mph so I gun it around him thinking his car is stalling. Apparently not, as soon as I got next to him, he guns it and is beside me on a 2 lane road, I'm in wrong lane the whole time. Finally, just up the way I break off into a K-Mart parking lot, he follows, and thats when I noticed another car, well a truck, following to. So I'm bolting around this parking lot and make my way back out, Nappy is on the cell phone with the police. After about 20 neighborhood streets, dodging parked cars, and taking corners at 60 in a truck, i finally end up in a park. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. I didn't know there was only 1 way in, and 1 way out. So I pull in, car follows, then the truck pulls broadside into the entrance, no way out. I jump the curb thinking i can get out another way, NOPE, small stream all the way around about 10 feet across. By this time we see the guy in the car, reaching into his glove box. were mudding in the outfield of a baseball field, then, the fucker t-bones us in the right side, I'm freaking out thinking hes going to open fire soon, so i gun it as hard as i can, take off behind the dugout, ditch the truck, jump the stream and me and nappy are now hiding in some trees waiting for the cops to come, all the while thinking these fucks are going to come shooting. Now, tell me those stories aren't similar? Turns out about 6 months later i find the car, call the detective on the case, and he doesnt even give 2 shits about it. The police first ACCUSED ME of just wrecking the truck, fabricating the whole story so i wouldnt get in trouble. Fuck that. ![]()
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How weird. I had the same sort of thing happen to me tonight. Some punk ass kid about 19 years old was right on my bumper for about 2 miles. I literally couldn't see his headlights. Right before I got ready to turn onto my street, I slammed on my brakes and scooted over to the other lane just in case. He then followed me to my house, pulled into my driveway, got out and started cussing me. I listened to it for a minute then I told him I was just gonna jot his tag # down real quick so I could call and let his mommy and daddy know what he was doing to the neighbors. He jumped in his truck and took off before I could walk to the back of it.
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I wanna know how a big ole truck keeps up with you so easy, whats your car?
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You should have taken it's plate number and report it to the authority.
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you should get one of those leeto james bond smoke screen/oil slick devices for your 240 jeff.
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I love to racism, bro!
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Yeah, You drop some good advice for people who are afraid of death and aren't afraid to be disrespected by scumbags
The bottom line is that our friend Jeff here shouldn't go around flipping the bird at people when night falls if he won't get out of his truck and do it to their face |
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Yeah, how about posting a pic in here?
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see what you don't get in your youthful ingnorance is that that entire attitude that causes situation Jeff and others go through.. the oh someone dissed me, or someone might think I am a coward for doing/not doing this. Fuck that... I"m not gonna let my pride get me killed or maimed to save my pride and being afraid of being called a coward. I spent A YEAR running from 1 fight from one instance you wanna call me a coward? great be my guest doesn't bother me none you don't regulate my life. Running from that fight hasn't stopped me from haveing a wonderful life, running from that fight didn't stop me from meeting a beautiful wife My wife but you know what that running from that fight did save me? My life, that same guy I ran from ended up being arrested for attempted murder and felony assault with a deadly weapon leaving someone paralyzed for life. there was no way I could have beat him I knew it, I avoided it charging into every battle just makes you stupid. my advice for jeff was nothing more then suggestion not condemnation. |
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oh yea and if you doubt that's my wife... look very closely at her arm, you'll see my name tattoed right there ( read from right to left)
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http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/592072 also i remember something that is pretty good news... to make sure is was following me i when into a turn lane at the one of the lights, sure enough he got behind me with his highbeams and got right up on my ass... i bailed on the turn lane and so did he.... here is the good news... that light i did it at... it has fucking cams ![]() so now im considering going to the department and giving them a time and the street and tell them to view the tape... they will clearly see that fuck riding my ass with his beams.... and the cams do have nice pictures, picking off his plate will not be hard at all ![]() |
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