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CuriousToyBoy2 · 05-14-2004, 09:11 PM

This is another one for the urban myth files.....

Aat Harvard University in October of last year in a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar?'

'That's correct,' responded the professor, going on to add statistical information.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?'

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books with out a word and walked out of class...and
never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question...

'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.''

doober · 05-14-2004, 09:13 PM

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Juicy D. Links · 05-14-2004, 09:13 PM

same thing happened to Headless

Oh Sheila · 05-14-2004, 09:15 PM

CuriousToyBoy2 · 05-14-2004, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
same thing happened to Headless

Ha ha ha

I should try and look her up to do you in Florida Guido.

newsdude · 05-14-2004, 10:01 PM

Classic!

pure energy · 05-15-2004, 12:49 AM

Sweet girl!

SMG · 05-15-2004, 12:53 AM

that would be funny

if I hadnt heard it a year ago :-P

Firehorse · 05-16-2004, 06:58 AM

I have heard it before, still very funny!

EviLGuY · 05-16-2004, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SMG
that would be funny if I hadnt heard it a year ago :-P

Yeah old but still good for a chuckle.

Manowar · 05-16-2004, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
same thing happened to Headless

TheFrog · 05-16-2004, 07:11 AM

great one

Focal · 05-16-2004, 09:01 AM

Great!
I think, that this oldman also knew the taste of sperm

Manowar · 05-16-2004, 09:03 AM

http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/salty.asp

Raf1 · 05-16-2004, 09:20 AM

05-14-2004, 09:11 PM	#1
CuriousToyBoy2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Land Downunder Posts: 707	Semen This is another one for the urban myth files..... Aat Harvard University in October of last year in a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar?' 'That's correct,' responded the professor, going on to add statistical information. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books with out a word and walked out of class...and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question... 'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.''

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