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CDSmith 05-15-2004 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX
Become one of them and talk about it, <font color="Yellow">demand it,</font> and you'll get more sex than the hearts and flowers 'wannabe' guys
Really.

Let's test out this theory right now....



Oh Elli..... :Graucho .... I DEMAND that you have sex with me right now. Please board a plane at your earliest convenience, I will of course pay for your air fare and pick you up at the airport, whereupon we will engage in wild aggressive sex for several hours, rest, rinse and repeat as necessary. Again, I am demanding this.

What do you say?

Elli 05-15-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Really.

Let's test out this theory right now....



Oh Elli..... :Graucho .... I DEMAND that you have sex with me right now. Please board a plane at your earliest convenience, I will of course pay for your air fare and pick you up at the airport, whereupon we will engage in wild aggressive sex for several hours, rest, rinse and repeat as necessary. Again, I am demanding this.

What do you say?

I'm not single. You're barking up the wrong tree. Plus, I find some scintillating conversation gets me in the mood first. PLUS, no way am I getting on a plane to have sex. I have a feeling I can find some a little closer. :Graucho

Thanks for thinking of me, though. :)

kelly 05-15-2004 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
I really wouldn't think that applies to all women. In fact, most of the women my age that I know would do the nasty first and buy the guy flowers the next morning.. :Graucho
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Soooooo true

bizmak 05-15-2004 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
thats because men fuck with their dicks and women fuck with their hearts.

to men its fucking
to women its "making love"

that's so NOT TRUE !!!

the whore the other day was making love allright.. with my $$$

CDSmith 05-15-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
I'm not single. You're barking up the wrong tree. Plus, I find some scintillating conversation gets me in the mood first. PLUS, no way am I getting on a plane to have sex. I have a feeling I can find some a little closer. :Graucho

Thanks for thinking of me, though. :)

And there you have it. The "Demand" theory stands in ruins :1orglaugh






<font size=-2>PS: I used you in the question because you were the last female that posted here (and also I find you hot, of course) (but you already knew that).</font>

qw12er 05-15-2004 01:30 PM

never forget this :

In a couple it's the man who wear the pants, but it's the woman who decide when you drop it ...

qwe 05-15-2004 01:34 PM

the hot types girls will always want something in return, they will not open legs just because the guy is good looking (but there are exceptions)..

Resolute 05-15-2004 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Creative
a few of you nailed the hammer on the head, for example:

Originally posted by Babagirls
thats because men fuck with their dicks and women fuck with their hearts.

to men its fucking
to women its "making love"


but girls also fuck with their brains, aka play games with unsuspecting males, they're all materalistic whores in the end

in their heads, if they're spreading their legs you better be spreading your wallet or forgetting your manhood

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh .. but TRUE !!

Elli 05-15-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
And there you have it. The "Demand" theory stands in ruins :1orglaugh






<font size=-2>PS: I used you in the question because you were the last female that posted here (and also I find you hot, of course) (but you already knew that).</font>

DAMN, even GFY has fine print these days!

:Graucho

Resolute 05-15-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
DAMN, even GFY has fine print these days!

:Graucho

Yerr but just not as much

Babel 05-15-2004 05:52 PM

50 loops to sex

Resolute 05-15-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
50 loops to sex
with a double backward somersault twist :1orglaugh

fro n gc 05-15-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Because women know they own us...

They're exploiting our need for sex :helpme

:thumbsup

Marcus Aurelius 05-15-2004 09:05 PM

From the movie MADE.


Vince Vaughan to bellhop: "hey man, you know where some guys like us could find a little action in this town?"

Bellhop: "you mean like...women?"

Vince: "Yeah I mean women, if I were gay I could get layed on the fucking subway!"


Its not word for word but its a great line from the movie MADE.

Resolute 05-16-2004 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
From the movie MADE.


Vince Vaughan to bellhop: "hey man, you know where some guys like us could find a little action in this town?"

Bellhop: "you mean like...women?"

Vince: "Yeah I mean women, if I were gay I could get layed on the fucking subway!"


Its not word for word but its a great line from the movie MADE.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Resolute 05-17-2004 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Because women know they own us...

They're exploiting our need for sex :helpme

yerr if you are straight !! They have NO power over Gay/Bi Males !!

Michaelious 05-17-2004 01:52 PM

this topic appears to have a bitter title...is somone not getting any? lol

PBucksLauren 05-17-2004 01:54 PM

Yes we all know fucking is fun! What is the point in doing it all in one night though? Isn't it fun to save things for later so that there is that mystery and desire. I already know the male population's response to my sentence, but this is how some females feel. :)

painintheass 05-17-2004 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Resolute
yerr if you are straight !! They have NO power over Gay/Bi Males !!
heheheheh
A leopard can`t change its spots but every once and awhile it can climb up a differnt tree.

I`m good friends with a gay male and I have fucked a couple of his gay friends.

All men and I mean all men. When they feel the need they will go for the available orface.

Wait a minute. I just thought of something. Following that logic I must be a gay male trapped in a woman`s body. Because when I feel the need......

Pain in the ass

Mr. Marks 05-17-2004 08:14 PM

Women differs when it comes to sex. Some women do it just for the sake of love and others just for the fun of doing it.


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