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C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-14-2004, 07:15 AM

This one made me giggle this morning so I thought I would share..

"Death Bed Confession

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand in the weak light, tears running down her face. Her praying woke him from his slumber. He looked up, pale lips moving slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother."

"I know sweet one" whispered Becky, "now let the poison work."

goBigtime · 05-14-2004, 07:22 AM

nice one

EviLGuY · 05-14-2004, 09:26 AM

LOL.. serves him right.

DR_PHIL · 05-14-2004, 09:29 AM

TurboAngel · 05-14-2004, 09:46 AM

LMFAO!

RicardoB · 05-14-2004, 09:46 AM

Old but still good for a giggle or two

05-14-2004, 07:15 AM	#1
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	Death bed confession This one made me giggle this morning so I thought I would share.. "Death Bed Confession Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand in the weak light, tears running down her face. Her praying woke him from his slumber. He looked up, pale lips moving slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother." "I know sweet one" whispered Becky, "now let the poison work."

05-14-2004, 09:46 AM	#6
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05-14-2004, 07:22 AM	#2
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	nice one

05-14-2004, 09:26 AM	#3
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	LOL.. serves him right.

05-14-2004, 09:29 AM	#4
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05-14-2004, 09:46 AM	#5
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	LMFAO!