2004 Democrat Convention Schedule

2004 Democrat Convention Schedule

Day One:



6:00 PM Opening flag burning ceremony

6:10 PM Opening secular remarks in lieu of prayer by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

6:20 PM Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand

6:40 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

6:45 PM Seating of the delegates from Cuba and China

7:00 PM Tribute theme to France

7:10 PM Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund

7:25 PM Tribute Theme to Germany

7:35 PM Seminar on uses for aborted fetuses by Dr. Mengela

7:45 PM Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore

8:25 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:30 PM Terrorist appeasement workshop

9:00 PM Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:15 PM Tribute to the Iraqi insurgency by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

9:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:40 PM Re-enactment of the famous medal toss by John Kerry

9:50 PM Cameo appearance by Howard Dean (?Yeeeeeearrrrg!?)

10:00 PM Live abortion demonstration by NARAL

10:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:40 PM Pledge of allegiance to the UN

10:45 PM Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, trans-gendered and same sex)

11:00 PM Keynote address ? Supporting our soldiers by voting against pay raises, supplies & weapons

11:25 PM Maximizing welfare workshop

11:45 PM Free Saddam rally

12:15 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:25 AM Acceptance Speech by John Kerry

1:30 AM Hillary accepts a ride home from Ted Kennedy