annoying the neighbor from hell

play John Denver on our outdoor speakers 24/7

Set his car alarm off at inconvenient hours.

dog shit + paper bag + fire = win/win situation.

My neighbors annoy me without trying. Just act like an inbred redneck.

Here's what the bitch did to me.She stopped the water long enough for the investigation by the county water then started up again today.

I think I turn goth

burn her house down, then say you wish you had some water to help her put it out.

If she's being a bitch just to get to you, just wait for a convenient time, say after she's just gotten home from grocery shopping. Have your hose ready. When she gets out of (or into) the car, let her have it. And make sure you run the hose for a minute before you do it, so that the water is its coldest.

Then, when she comes at you flailing and screaming like she's going to kill you, keep a steady blast of water at her face. No one can charge into freezing cold water and last. Not even me when I Was 10.

I was thinking melody of bitch songs was more appropriate . LOL

LOL...

Gotta keep it legal

Does she have a mail slot in her door?

If so, when she has left for the day .. Late at night, or best when she's gone on vacation, place her hose through her own mail slot. Turn on hose. Laugh your ass off.

I live in the country. I have over 4 acres and she has more.
We are far enough apart that she should not be pulling shit.

Get your yellow pages out and start making appointments with contractors, plumbers, TV repairmen, lawn care, etc, etc, etc. to their house at exactly 11:00AM until you figure you have about 50 people showing up. Do the same thing for 1:00 PM, 3PM, and so on. Do this 3 times a week for a few months. While you're at it stop at your local nursery and pay cash to have a dump truck of manure dumped in their driveway. Do it often, they will eventually move.

Place an add in the local paper, advertising an open party at her address.

Now we're talking.

The bitch is in bankruptcy and foreclosed on the place. She had some old guys invest and pay for it. Says she still owns the place.
She has not paid so many people in the county that doing appts may not work..

Classic

LOL! OMG thats awesome

if shes doing things that lead to the death of your horse, you can sue her ass.... theyll get her on all kinds of charges. animal cruelty, destruction of private property, harassment, etc, etc...

by makeing party non stop wit strong muisic you wil annoying your neiqhbo

i , too, have neighbors from hell

its 2 OLD ass people (sister and brother). They are seriously, like 80 yrs old and the WORLDS MOST BITCH-IEST PEOPLE! They bitch and yell about EVERYTHING! The mail, the weather, their car, the rent, etc etc etc

the woman especially hates it when i turn on the radio (low volume acutally). so she'll pound on the walls and stomp on the floor like a god damn cattle stapeid. so, i usually blast (rap) music really loud for a few hours and leave the apartment.

as far as your case, i liked the water-hose idea PenisFace had

keep it legal, and have fun with it!

seriously, talk to the authorities.

flooding a field like that is fuckin insane. whats wrong with people.

wait til she leaves and break in and plug all the drains and turn on all the water

either that or turn on the gas and wait for her to come home and light up a cig

Here are some FREE low-budget advices how to play games with neighbours:


1. move outside the town and call 911 telling that your neightbour's house is on fire. ask them to take at least 3 fire engines since the fire is big

2. Ask your firend or anybody else you can find/hire to call a house-painter company and tell them you want to make a present for your buddy and re-paint the house in red and yellow cirles. Make sure you will set a date when these guys arrive at the moment the neightbours are out of their house for day or better -- two.

3. call an irrigation-service company to place an order for airplane irrigation for the neighbour's territory, telling that you are growing a rare sort of rice. Ask them to make 3-round flights 3 times a day, 7 days a week. Place an anonymous prepayment, of course. You can repeat this with a fertilization as well.

4. Call 911 and give them your neighbour's car number claiming you've just witnessed how that car was hi-jacked. The car should be stopped in a rude manner by policemens after. You can also tell that this car has hit a man on road (that's rude)

5. Send a spam mentioning you provide a 24h sexual services/sell cocain (cheap!) mentioning the neighbour's phone number. (that's rude, don't do this).

6. Call all real-estate companies you may ever find and tell them that you want to sell/rent your house really cheap OR that you want to rent a flat/house. Of course you would be wise enough to give your neighbour's phone/address. All real-estate companies are hard to get rid of, so they should be calling daily providing some new variants.

7. Call 50-60+ (the more the better) air-conditioning companies and ask them you're interested in setting up one at your house. Pick a model you like and make an appointment with their service staff to perform measurements at the neighbour's address at the specified time/date. Make appointments start at 10:00am and with a 5 minutes increment for each the other ones. Be as anonymous as you can, tell them that you don't have a phone at your home and that you're calling out of the street (for ex)

8. ... tired typing

Destroy her plants!

play with your breasts while you icq me, that'll fix her.

We have 80 acres surrounded by land that is owned by the paper companies. All of it is totally peaceful, with the exception of 1/2 an acre that was previously deeded to a handyman by the former owner. This guy has made our lives a living hell because we refuse to pay his extortionate price to buy his property.
He has a burned out trailer on the propertry, left as an eyesore just to irritate us. He has had both my mother & brother arrested for imaginary threats. He does everything he can to cause trouble.

We ended up building a 12 foot fence around his tiny 1/2 acre, and of course spraypainting nasty messages on the side that can be viewed by him. Essentially we blocked him in entirely with the exception of the access to the place that the law says we must afford him. We also planted bamboo all along the fenceline. The stuff grows like weeds and is slowly taking over his land.

that is a great one

Get some gasoline and get up on her roof. Give it a good dousing then jump off and throw a torch up there. She won't like it very much and will probably move

It is a civil dispute so the cops won't get involved. I am probably going to have to contact an attorney but I will have a hard time proving colt died from flooding cause the vet does not want to get into the issue although he stated WHAT did not break the colt's leg.

I don't remember the name of the department but there are invesigators specifically about livestock / farm animals. I do believe it's federal. I know if a cow dies here there is an investigation. Fucking with farm animals is a huge deal.

HAHA Revenge is a BITCH! There are soooo many things you could do to get even. Play your music loud, steal their paper in the morning, poop on their lawn lol. Or maybe a civil conversation would work but whats the fun in that?

hmm, sounds like fun.

i have some ghettos ass people living below me.


they leave their garbage out on our lawn all week long..it gets spread arounbd by animals...and since i cant stand living in a shithole, i end up cleaning it up.

they are unfortunate to not have been home when i have been doing that. I tend to not deal with morons very effectively. So i might end up shoving the garbage down the guys face while his fat bitch gf watches....oops


i mean...i will have to explain to them that no one likes garbage all over the place, and they are not being neighbourly