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MetaformX · 05-10-2004, 12:34 AM

Serious question: Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 05-10-2004, 12:35 AM

this will be the best thead ever ... bookmarked

crackerboy · 05-10-2004, 12:35 AM

very serioes

crackerboy · 05-10-2004, 12:35 AM

but serioes i do belive he was thou

okny · 05-10-2004, 12:36 AM

Read the bible

James White · 05-10-2004, 12:36 AM

wow.. this thread will be amazing for quite some time to remember.... talk about the right place for this kind of post

arial · 05-10-2004, 12:37 AM

I doubt it.

pure energy · 05-10-2004, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
Serious question: Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

A very interesting post for the 5k! Congrats!

crackerboy · 05-10-2004, 12:39 AM

dont make me call my grandmother and ask haha

goBigtime · 05-10-2004, 12:40 AM

Depending on what your belief is in Jesus

... if he were God in Human form....

Wouldn't you want to know what your creation of "sex" was like first hand?

crackerboy · 05-10-2004, 12:40 AM

damn dident see that congrats mate

MetaformX · 05-10-2004, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by James White
wow.. this thread will be amazing for quite some time to remember.... talk about the right place for this kind of post

I watched the Passion tonight, and it got me thinking...Has anyone really addressed this? This post is not meant to mock" Jesus, so I hope no one takes offense.

And I would agree that maybe this is not the best place to explore this topic, but I am very curious as to if he really was a virgin. He was human, and we all know the effection he had for the prostitue he saved...What are the chances?

MetaformX · 05-10-2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by pure energy
A very interesting post for the 5k! Congrats!

Thanks. Although I don't put too much in post counts anymore, which is why I didnt make a big thread about reaching 5k. heh

okny · 05-10-2004, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
I watched the Passion tonight, and it got me thinking...Has anyone really addressed this? This post is not meant to mock" Jesus, so I hope no one takes offense.

And I would agree that maybe this is not the best place to explore this topic, but I am very curious as to if he really was a virgin. He was human, and we all know the effection he had for the prostitue he saved...What are the chances?

Well how old was he when he died? I'm sure he had to hit some chick up...

Jesus wasn't a playa he was controling the game

bizmak · 05-10-2004, 12:48 AM

absolutely NOT. I see that somewhere. Maybe in bible, i dont know

bufferover · 05-10-2004, 01:02 AM

I don't know but wrong place to ask that kind of question go ask the pope

woj · 05-10-2004, 01:07 AM

Why would you wonder that in the first place? It's not like you will get any concrete answer, and in the end does it even matter whether he was a virgin or not??

Joe Citizen · 05-10-2004, 01:10 AM

Outside of The Bible, which cannot be trusted, we know virtually nothing about Jesus Christ.

We don't even know for sure that he actually existed.

Tania · 05-10-2004, 01:19 AM

you are so fucking crazy to ask this question on (GFY)

Pornwolf · 05-10-2004, 01:21 AM

Jesus was pimpin bigtime. You see the kind of mind control he had on the hoes like Mary Magdeline. That's some Bishop Don Juan level stuff right there.

Paul Waters · 05-10-2004, 01:23 AM

Actually, he impregnated his mother Mary, conceiving himself, so he lost his virginity just before his conception.

Does that help?

reynold · 05-10-2004, 01:25 AM

What made you ask that question here?

SykkBoy · 05-10-2004, 01:35 AM

Jesus had a strong pimphand
King of Kings indeed

newsdude · 05-10-2004, 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by woj
Why would you wonder that in the first place? It's not like you will get any concrete answer, and in the end does it even matter whether he was a virgin or not??

Exactly! Would it have made a difference?

MetaformX · 05-10-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Outside of The Bible, which cannot be trusted, we know virtually nothing about Jesus Christ.

We don't even know for sure that he actually existed.

Who actually wrote the bible? I am still trying to decide if he really did exist, or it was all just a big myth that grew out of porportion.

TheLegacy · 05-10-2004, 11:43 AM

first you have to believe there was a jesus - and if he was God.

After that the answer is obvious. Jesus was promoting sex only in marriage, not outside of it. IN that case, Jesus would have to be married in order to have sex, and from the records, he wasnt.

So no Jesus did not have sex. His apostles (*some of whom were married) did.

The next question - did he rub one out?? Probably not since Jesus already discussed the fact of looking at women with lust in your eyes. But his natural body needs would allow that during his sleep time, nocturnal emissions would occur thereby he would have.

Even Jesus went poop too!! he was 100% man and 100% god.. can we figure it out?? NO... are we meant too?? NO.. if we could, then we could manipulate God, somethings our minds just cant understand, thats what makes him God.

Goose · 05-10-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
this will be the best thead ever ... bookmarked

questions that can move mountains ;)

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