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05-08-2004, 03:20 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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!!!!!!!!! joke !!!!!!!!!
Top Ten Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Penis For A Day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And, the number one thing women would do if they woke up with a penis... 1. Repeat number 9.
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05-08-2004, 03:22 PM
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05-08-2004, 03:22 PM
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05-08-2004, 03:22 PM
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Omaha Hi/Lo
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que?
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05-08-2004, 03:23 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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05-08-2004, 03:23 PM
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March 1st, 2003
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05-08-2004, 03:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-08-2004, 03:24 PM
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LOL
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05-08-2004, 03:26 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That's good one
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05-08-2004, 03:26 PM
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My guess is they would try to suck it first.
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05-08-2004, 03:27 PM
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Yeah that's about it.
The first thing I would do is get that blowjob for sure, I want to know if it feels that different ...  Peeing agaist a tree would be a good second..  |
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05-08-2004, 03:39 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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05-08-2004, 03:56 PM
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wtf ?
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nice
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