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:glugglug Who is this Hans?

That guy was a riot. He kept telling me how great I am... how could I disagree? :winkwink:

He says he'll be in San Diego. We'll have to see what happens next!

He struck me as a German version of Steve Martin's Wild and Crazy Guy act....and equally as entertaining. So who registered hanscam.com?

Hey Mike..

I wanted to introduce Hans to John Morgan on the bus..

That would of been a wonderful and quick realationship.

Jay actually tried to facilitate that, but Hans' lucky streak continued and he once again had no problems. He is truely charmed.

got the pleasure to hang out with Hans at the compound for a few hours, saw him hitting on chicks left and right... if i girl wouldn't talk to him he would give her the hand like she was a nobody- he definately was the life of the party

Hans greatests moments, damn......

For what I could figure out:

Hans:

Dutch, used to be a programmer for several dutch Dialer companies.

I asked him what he did and he told me: ADULT!!!!
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Can you specify yourself buddy, what kind of adult business?
and he told me: EVERYTHING!!!!
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The time he wasn't drunk he was actually a nice guy!

Thanks Hans for the great laughs though :thumbsup

Drugs make you look old.

I sale thehans.com :thumbsup

i am not sure if i get this "joke" or not lol
but then again i wasnt in atlanta
he looks like the swedish,scandinavian or whatever pop idol winner
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Dude rolled down at noon on Saturday and said two girls had just left his room and he was drunk.

Unreal to say the least.

"Can you put a lot of whiskey in that whiskey cola please?"

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We need to take this guy south of the border. That'll be comedy.

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A comedy of errors most likely ;)

I thought for sure Hans was going to get knifed Ray Lewis style Friday night. He kept going up to girls with dates and dancing with them.

He just kept going and going.

Sorry for the bad lighting

This is Mike's girlfriend going down to dance with him, and then he chased her away. LMAO!!!

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DH

i miss him allready:(

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When he told Jacexxx and I that he did not like going to webmaster shows in The Netherlands because they always annoy him by asking him what he does and Jace stood up and yelled, "That's what I wanna know too man!"

I almost died of laughter.

Damn. :1orglaugh

Rest assured, this is not the end of Hans.

Yes, well, none of you have had the emails from him.

Stop trying to make us jealous. :(

Please Share!

haha this guy made me laugh for sure.


he did the badge thing to me, he had the knack for leaving the scene just before someone popped him...lol

i saw more then a few people get all flustered and mad....loved it

i love how everyone is posing with him..lol

looks like lensman is bowing down to him, but i imagine it was more like..listen..just stay the ^&* away from me..lol

I am only guessing, but I think Lensman liked The Hans! :)

Dude had a charm about him!

He may have had a "charm" but dude almost lost some teeth when he pushed me out of the way to see a girl's tat I was admiring. I don't give a damn WHO you think you are, you don't go around pushing people. :feels-hot

He walked up to me looked at my badge and say..
HAHA.. you are paying me monthly !!

Still have no idea who he is : (

Yea, he ticked off a few people. I am a pretty laid back guy though, not the punch throwing type, so I didn't mind so much. Lensman came over and was kidding with the dude, best I remember.

Man, the kid did make me laugh though. And actually, he was pretty nice. I met a few people I probably never would have if it wasn't for him :)

Still no one really knows what he does, he obviously had a bankroll coming from somewhere!

maybe he is hans van der stuhl...

Not unless you can prove you are the real "Kimmykim", sorry.

Hans the big Playah!

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DH just told me about the HANS:

He bangs. he bangs.. for sure!!! Hope he is in San Diego

First of all im not happy how this picture of the friend did come here on internet, SO REMOVE IT.

second of all i didt go away because i didt want to pay the bill, i needed to go to the toilet, but it was overflushed thats why i did go back to the hotel.

give me your paypal and i will send you money you own, i did wanted to pay you BUT IT WASNT NEEDED. then dont say that and fuck around here now about that, you are a lieyer here.

i did meet alot of people, and did party much yeah but im trying todo serious buissines too, and i didt lie about anything.

but i dont like the pictures here from the friend. and i know the person who did had them, theres only 1 who did see those pictures on the notebook and thats kimmykim, so kimmykim if you read this get them away.

im not posting your holiday pictures with another guy without PERMISSION.

i did like you too, i did had a good conversation and would post this pic maybe sometimes here, but everyone is only fooling around.

but ps it was nice to meet you.

He obviously learned how to speak negro.

Confucy!!! We found your brother thats going to KILL Kevin Mitnick on site. Hes got to be your brother...hes telling people what to do just like is sistah!!!

Hey now, don't associate Hans with Confucy - Han's is a good guy and we like him!

Hans, the pictures are down. I didn't post them to make for or anything, was just trying to give everyone a round image of how much fun you have when you are on Holiday. My appologies.

As for talking about you running out on the bill, that was posted before we ever really knew who you were. Trust me, now that we know you better, I'll by you Hooters lunch ANYTIME!

Hans,

no one actually thinks that you did not want to pay the bill, it was all kidding around. We joked with you in Atlanta about it.

Most everyone I spoke with likes you. This thread was in support of you. I posted that "I LIKE YOU" as did many of the others in this thread.

Had I not posted this thread, the only ones you would have had going for you were not nice. This thread benefited you.

If you remember, it was people from this thread that got you back into the bar when you were thrown out. It was also these same people that stuck up for you on other occasions.

Maybe you could be happy that people took you in as a friend. If that helps.

That being said, I can safely say, if you are upset, I and everyone else is really sorry.

I actually got Han's card from him in his one and only and very brief moment of lucidity.

He described himself an Dutch Playboy of noble birth, direct line from the Queen.

He was raised in Africa where one of his father's companies was setting up a textiles plant; subsequently kidnapped and held for ransom by one of the less reputable but influential crime syndicates.

During the two years the Overlord who ran the syndicate noticed his uncanny abilities immediately and took him as his son. Twice noble in one life, does anyone but Hans get this lucky?

The story got a little mirky after that point, the booze and whatever else had caught up with him. The most I got out of it is he is a phantom figure in EU traffic, runs several Adult related business, does some LoanSharking, waste management, etc.

I got his number if anyone wants it.

I was glad to meet you too hans, and notice that I didn't tell anyone who you were either :)

The pics are back up Hans. Glad you finally know we love ya! Can't wait to see you in San Diego. I've shot you an email, get back to me when you are back home.

wow... this hans guy sounds awesome!

He is a lot of fun actually :)

Im back home from jamaica, just to inform you guys, will post some info later on when im back at home.

sitting at my brothers place now.

I miss Hans.

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