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  • bluff
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2004
    • 6253

    #1

    Blinded by the light

    Blinded by the Light

    [Chorus]: Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night (fading)

    Madman dummers bummers,
    Indians in the summer,
    With a teenager diplomat
    And the dumps with the mumps
    As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat

    With a boulder my shoulder,
    feeling kinda older,
    I tripped the merry-go-round
    With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
    the calliope crashed to the ground
    (pickup)
    the calliope crashed to the ground

    (chorus)

    Some silicon sister with a manager mister
    told me I go what it takes.
    I'll run you on sonny to something strong
    play the song with the funky break

    And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the
    weather charts see if it was safe outside
    And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly
    and asked me if i needed a ride
    (pickup)
    asked me if i needed a ride


    (chorus)

    Bridge: She got down but she never got tired
    She's gonna make it to the night
    She's gonna make it through the night


    (break with soul-stirring solo)

    Oh momma that's where the fun is
    But momma that's where the fun is
    Momma always told me not to look
    in the eye's on the sun
    But momma that's where the fun is

    (chop sticks variation)

    So brimstone-baritone, anti-cyclone Rolling Stone
    Preacher from the East,
    says dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone
    thats what they expect at least

    It's a new grown chaperon standing in the corner
    watching the young girls dance
    and some fresh sown moonstone messing with his frozen zone,
    only reminding him of romance
    (pickup)
    and the calliope crashed to the ground

    (Chorus)

    (Chorus and First Verse)

    Now Scott with the sling-shot finally found a tender spot
    and throws his lover in the sand
    and some blood-shot forget-me-not
    said Daddy's within earshot, save the buck-shot, turn up the band

    (repeat Verse 2 "Silicon sister with a manager....")
    (bridge)
  • =^..^=
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    • Jan 2002
    • 6935

    #2
    I must be psychic
    i started signing it before the thread loaded
    #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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    • bluff
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2004
      • 6253

      #3
      Originally posted by =^..^=
      I must be psychic
      i started signing it before the thread loaded
      I've been looping it all day...

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      • eroswebmaster
        March 1st, 2003
        • Jul 2001
        • 20295

        #4
        it's a great song...probably one of the more debateable songs when it comes to lyrics....I've heard people sing revved up like a deuce as wrapped up like a douche...LOL

        Bruce Springsteen must have been way too fucking high when he wrote that one.
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        • bluff
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2004
          • 6253

          #5
          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
          it's a great song...probably one of the more debateable songs when it comes to lyrics....I've heard people sing revved up like a deuce as wrapped up like a douche...LOL

          Bruce Springsteen must have been way too fucking high when he wrote that one.
          yeah. btw this version is by Manfred Mann, which is a lot better in my humble opinion.

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          • eroswebmaster
            March 1st, 2003
            • Jul 2001
            • 20295

            #6
            Originally posted by bluff
            yeah. btw this version is by Manfred Mann, which is a lot better in my humble opinion.
            Of course...but it's still written by The Boss.
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            • bluff
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2004
              • 6253

              #7
              LOL, "(break with soul-stirring solo)"

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              • bluff
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2004
                • 6253

                #8
                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                Of course...but it's still written by The Boss.
                :-)

                but parts of the text have been cut out.

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                • bopha
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                  • Sep 2002
                  • 1882

                  #9
                  Love that but "I came for you" is equally as stirring.

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                  • zentz
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                    • Nov 2003
                    • 8062

                    #10
                    why i cant find it on winmx ?
                    Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

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                    • =^..^=
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 6935

                      #11
                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                      I've heard people sing revved up like a deuce as wrapped up like a douche...LOL

                      I've heard peopel sing that too!
                      way fuckign funny

                      if you can ever get hold of it theres a great book called "excuse me while I kiss this guy" and it's got the words people THINK they are hearing in famous songs
                      funny as hell
                      #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                      • eroswebmaster
                        March 1st, 2003
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 20295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by zentz
                        why i cant find it on winmx ?
                        I have it I'll upload it.
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                        • eroswebmaster
                          March 1st, 2003
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 20295

                          #13
                          Originally posted by =^..^=
                          I've heard peopel sing that too!
                          way fuckign funny

                          if you can ever get hold of it theres a great book called "excuse me while I kiss this guy" and it's got the words people THINK they are hearing in famous songs
                          funny as hell
                          LOL kiss this guy that's another...I used to have this friend who would sing..."I'm hot blooded chicken of the sea!"

                          LOL for months he would argue that it was that line instead of check it and see.
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                          • =^..^=
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                            • Jan 2002
                            • 6935

                            #14
                            Theres a song here in Aus that is famous and the real words are:
                            cheap wine and a 3 day growth

                            I almost pissed myself laughing whrn some guy rang the radio station asking why the song was about "cheap wine and a 3 legged goat"
                            #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                            • eroswebmaster
                              March 1st, 2003
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 20295

                              #15
                              Originally posted by =^..^=
                              Theres a song here in Aus that is famous and the real words are:
                              cheap wine and a 3 day growth

                              I almost pissed myself laughing whrn some guy rang the radio station asking why the song was about "cheap wine and a 3 legged goat"
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                              • eroswebmaster
                                March 1st, 2003
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 20295

                                #16
                                Blinded By The Light MP3 - Manfred Mann Version
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                                • bluff
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6253

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                  Blinded By The Light MP3 - Manfred Mann Version
                                  thanks

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                                  • bopha
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 1882

                                    #18
                                    "Owner of a grocery cart" -Yes.


                                    My fav is the cross eyed bear from Alanis Morrissette's "You oughta know"

                                    "And I'm here to remind you
                                    Of the mess you left when you went away
                                    It's not fair to deny me
                                    Of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me
                                    You, you, you oughta know"

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                                    • =^..^=
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 6935

                                      #19
                                      Check out some of these other ones theres some hella funny "mis heard" shit in there:

                                      http://www.fun-with-words.com/mala_mondegreens.html

                                      "Donuts make my brown eyes blue."
                                      "Don't it make my brown eyes blue."

                                      #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                      • eroswebmaster
                                        March 1st, 2003
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 20295

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by =^..^=
                                        Check out some of these other ones theres some hella funny "mis heard" shit in there:

                                        http://www.fun-with-words.com/mala_mondegreens.html

                                        "Donuts make my brown eyes blue."
                                        "Don't it make my brown eyes blue."

                                        LOL should be:
                                        "Donuts make my ass fat."
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                                        • angeleyes
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                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 3584

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                          it's a great song...probably one of the more debateable songs when it comes to lyrics....I've heard people sing revved up like a deuce as wrapped up like a douche...LOL

                                          Bruce Springsteen must have been way too fucking high when he wrote that one.
                                          haha, I used to do the same thing as a kid. I also thought that "dirty deeds and they don't do em cheap" was Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief.
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                                          • angeleyes
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 3584

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by =^..^=
                                            I've heard peopel sing that too!
                                            way fuckign funny

                                            if you can ever get hold of it theres a great book called "excuse me while I kiss this guy" and it's got the words people THINK they are hearing in famous songs
                                            funny as hell
                                            Hey kitty, www.kissthisguy.com is online too.
                                            Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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                                            • =^..^=
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 6935

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by angeleyes
                                              Hey kitty, www.kissthisguy.com is online too.
                                              DUH KITTY!

                                              ..funny though - i googled it and this website didnt rank on page 1
                                              #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                              • angeleyes
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 3584

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by =^..^=
                                                DUH KITTY!

                                                ..funny though - i googled it and this website didnt rank on page 1
                                                This is my favorite from the site:

                                                The real lyrics were:
                                                Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

                                                But I misheard them as:
                                                Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

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                                                • =^..^=
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 6935

                                                  #25
                                                  I am cryign over here I havent laughed this hard in years:

                                                  Robert Palmer:
                                                  might as well face it you a dick with a glove.

                                                  the submitter says he thought it was a song about Michael jackson
                                                  #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                  • angeleyes
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 3584

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm dying over here too kitty, check out this one:

                                                    Song: Long Way To The Top
                                                    Artist: AC/DC


                                                    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                                    The real lyrics were:
                                                    its a long way to the top
                                                    if you wanna rock and roll

                                                    But I misheard them as:
                                                    dont worry 'bout the cops
                                                    if you only smoked a bowl


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                                                    • eroswebmaster
                                                      March 1st, 2003
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 20295

                                                      #27
                                                      The real lyrics were:
                                                      Dancing Queen
                                                      young and sweet
                                                      only seventeen

                                                      But I misheard them as:
                                                      Dancing Queen
                                                      eat a bean
                                                      off the tambourine
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                                                      • eroswebmaster
                                                        March 1st, 2003
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 20295

                                                        #28
                                                        The real lyrics were:
                                                        Would you exchange
                                                        a walk-on part in the war
                                                        for the lead role in a cage

                                                        But I misheard them as:
                                                        Would you exchange
                                                        a welcome part in the war
                                                        for a negro in a cage
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                                                        • =^..^=
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 6935

                                                          #29
                                                          OMG i thought my husband was the only person who sang this:

                                                          The real lyrics were:
                                                          This is the dawning of the age of aquarius.

                                                          But I misheard them as:
                                                          This is the morning of the age of the hairy arse.


                                                          #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                          • angeleyes
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 3584

                                                            #30
                                                            Ok, last one.... I can't help it, I haven't laughed this hard in ages


                                                            Song: Centerfold
                                                            Artist: J. Geils Band


                                                            --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                                            The real lyrics were:
                                                            My Angel is a Centerfold

                                                            But I misheard them as:
                                                            My Anus is the center hole
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                                                            • Manowar
                                                              jellyfish  
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 71528

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by zentz
                                                              why i cant find it on winmx ?
                                                              get iTunes and download it from there, legally

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