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BigG · 05-07-2004, 05:35 PM

Post your ?naughtiest? story so we can all enjoy!

I don?t have any good naughty stories but my friend does . . .

This friend of mine (she is 21 years old and is HOT) is living with her boyfriend and another roommate in a house. They had a party one night and a few guests ended up spending the night. One of the guests was a guy that my ?hot? friend had a crush on.

As the party wound down, everyone made there way to bed. My friend and her boyfriend went to their bedroom. The guests slept downstairs wherever they could find a comfortable spot.

At some point during the night, my HOT friend slipped out of bed (without waking her boyfriend) and made her way downstairs. The guy (she had a crush on) was still awake and saw her sneak into the kitchen . . . so he quietly got up and went to the kitchen with her.

They started kissing and she eventually started jerking him off. She knew she couldn?t get any of his ?jizz? on her (or in her) because her boyfriend would surely notice. She carefully began sucking him off but she was extra cautious so that she could be sure that she wouldn?t get any jizz on her. The guy ended up tossing his load onto the kitchen floor. It was dark so they weren?t exactly sure where his jizz went. They kissed some more and they both went back to sleep and were able to do this without waking anybody up.

The next day my ?hot? friend?s boyfriend woke up and made his way to the kitchen where he stepped in the jizz. He was pissed because there was jizz on his floor . . . he had no idea that his girlfriend was responsible for it. He assumed some other girl had some sort of sex in the kitchen that night and demanded that his girlfriend tell her friends to ?stop having random sex at their house.? Little did he know that his girlfriend was the one responsible! His girlfriend is so damn hot . . . and sneaky!!!

AndrewKanuck · 05-07-2004, 05:36 PM

I fucked your mom.

Babagirls · 05-07-2004, 05:38 PM

why do i have a feeling your trying to get some free sex storys to make money off of?

BigG · 05-07-2004, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
I fucked your mom.

DETAILS PLEASE!!! I NEED DETAILS!

Also, my mom is 84 years old so you probably had the time of your life!

BigG · 05-07-2004, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
why do i have a feeling your trying to get some free sex storys to make money off of?

If you read my story then you owe me $5. Please send immediately!!!

Also, please post your NAUGHTIEST story so I can sell it too!!!

BigG · 05-07-2004, 07:52 PM

COME ON!!! WHERE ARE YOUR STORIES???

I know this other girl who (while really messed up) called a local "singles" phone chat line and agreed to have sex with a guy for $100. She actually did it. She never admitted this to me, but she told one of her girlfriends who ended up telling me. THAT IS SO WRONG! But kind of sick HOT too!!!

P.S. She is freakin hot too!

BigG · 05-07-2004, 08:08 PM

I asked my friend what sort of "deed" did she do for $100. My friend didn't know. So, now I have to imagine what sort of sex act she did for the bargain price of $100. If you saw her, you would pay a lot more than that!!!!!!

webmaster x · 05-07-2004, 08:18 PM

I like the first story, that is really naughty!

AndrewKanuck · 05-07-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
DETAILS PLEASE!!! I NEED DETAILS!

Also, my mom is 84 years old so you probably had the time of your life!

It involved a lot of KY, I'd go further into details, but I'd like to keep my dinner down.

BigG · 05-07-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
It involved a lot of KY, I'd go further into details, but I'd like to keep my dinner down.

Ya, I understand. Most people don't realize that on person's mother can be somebody else's great grandmother.

Just tell me if you at least made the old bat "happy."

Dirty F · 05-07-2004, 08:28 PM

I met hooked with some friends last night and we got drunk and stuff. We played truth or dare and someone had his cam with him.

It was one fucked up night but we had fun, thats all that matters.

BigG · 05-07-2004, 08:32 PM

We played truth or dare and someone had his cam with him.
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OH COME ON!!! What sort of "truth" and what sort of "dare" was captured???

I'm sure that pic was just the beginning!!!! Tell us more!!!!!

Dirty F · 05-07-2004, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
I met hooked with some friends last night and we got drunk and stuff. We played truth or dare and someone had his cam with him.

It was one fucked up night but we had fun, thats all that matters.

Fuck i cant type.

BigG · 05-07-2004, 08:43 PM

Fuck i cant type.
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Don't worry . . . with that bat up your ass, everyone understands!

I also want you to record the audio when someone tears off that duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05-07-2004, 05:35 PM	#1
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	Post your ?naughty? story Post your ?naughtiest? story so we can all enjoy! I don?t have any good naughty stories but my friend does . . . This friend of mine (she is 21 years old and is HOT) is living with her boyfriend and another roommate in a house. They had a party one night and a few guests ended up spending the night. One of the guests was a guy that my ?hot? friend had a crush on. As the party wound down, everyone made there way to bed. My friend and her boyfriend went to their bedroom. The guests slept downstairs wherever they could find a comfortable spot. At some point during the night, my HOT friend slipped out of bed (without waking her boyfriend) and made her way downstairs. The guy (she had a crush on) was still awake and saw her sneak into the kitchen . . . so he quietly got up and went to the kitchen with her. They started kissing and she eventually started jerking him off. She knew she couldn?t get any of his ?jizz? on her (or in her) because her boyfriend would surely notice. She carefully began sucking him off but she was extra cautious so that she could be sure that she wouldn?t get any jizz on her. The guy ended up tossing his load onto the kitchen floor. It was dark so they weren?t exactly sure where his jizz went. They kissed some more and they both went back to sleep and were able to do this without waking anybody up. The next day my ?hot? friend?s boyfriend woke up and made his way to the kitchen where he stepped in the jizz. He was pissed because there was jizz on his floor . . . he had no idea that his girlfriend was responsible for it. He assumed some other girl had some sort of sex in the kitchen that night and demanded that his girlfriend tell her friends to ?stop having random sex at their house.? Little did he know that his girlfriend was the one responsible! His girlfriend is so damn hot . . . and sneaky!!!

05-07-2004, 05:36 PM	#2
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05-07-2004, 07:52 PM	#6
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	COME ON!!! WHERE ARE YOUR STORIES??? I know this other girl who (while really messed up) called a local "singles" phone chat line and agreed to have sex with a guy for $100. She actually did it. She never admitted this to me, but she told one of her girlfriends who ended up telling me. THAT IS SO WRONG! But kind of sick HOT too!!! P.S. She is freakin hot too!

05-07-2004, 08:08 PM	#7
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	I asked my friend what sort of "deed" did she do for $100. My friend didn't know. So, now I have to imagine what sort of sex act she did for the bargain price of $100. If you saw her, you would pay a lot more than that!!!!!!

05-07-2004, 08:28 PM	#11
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I met hooked with some friends last night and we got drunk and stuff. We played truth or dare and someone had his cam with him. It was one fucked up night but we had fun, thats all that matters.

05-07-2004, 08:32 PM	#12
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	We played truth or dare and someone had his cam with him. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ OH COME ON!!! What sort of "truth" and what sort of "dare" was captured??? I'm sure that pic was just the beginning!!!! Tell us more!!!!!

05-07-2004, 08:43 PM	#14
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	Fuck i cant type. **************** Don't worry . . . with that bat up your ass, everyone understands! I also want you to record the audio when someone tears off that duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!