Would you piss on your hands every day? - GoFuckYourself.com

Babel · 05-07-2004, 06:33 AM

to give you an edge at baseball?

Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1793091
3rd paragraph form bottom

SpaceAce · 05-07-2004, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
to give you an edge at baseball?

Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1793091
3rd paragraph form bottom

For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

fiftyfingers · 05-07-2004, 06:41 AM

So when he does it, I wonder if he pees in the sink all over his hands or does it outside.

Babel · 05-07-2004, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

Gives a new meaning to the Pee Wee league does'nt it?

Tania · 05-07-2004, 07:20 AM

no never

jhauser · 05-07-2004, 07:24 AM

I heard that on the news yesterday. No thanks I will pass on that.

Blinky · 05-07-2004, 07:30 AM

Everyone has their price. Like someone said, for what they pay sports players these days, I know I would.

Gross, but who cares ?

AnalProbe · 05-07-2004, 07:31 AM

Also heard piss gives you healthy looking, shiny hair.

If you like , I piss on your hands, and you can run them through your hair.

StRoGE · 05-07-2004, 08:50 AM

I dont even want to know what he uses his other bodily secretions for.....

LadyMischief · 05-07-2004, 08:57 AM

Would want to be the next guy to use the bat.,..

FlyingIguana · 05-07-2004, 08:58 AM

remind me not to shake his hand...

Ron2k1 · 05-07-2004, 09:02 AM

yummy yummy the smell of fresh urine

LauraLee · 05-07-2004, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

cheers

body · 05-07-2004, 09:03 AM

If I get a shitload of money, sure LOL

TheFrog · 05-07-2004, 09:03 AM

ewww

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-07-2004, 09:05 AM

pissing on your feet kills athletes foot fungus

SykkBoy · 05-07-2004, 09:06 AM

note to self: don't shake hands with Moises Alou

WPProphet · 05-07-2004, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
note to self: don't shake hands with Moises Alou

funny!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firehorse · 05-07-2004, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
Gives a new meaning to the Pee Wee league does'nt it?

LOL there's no need to take the piss out of it!

emthree · 05-07-2004, 12:47 PM

I piss on my hands almost daily, know what it's like going to the bathroom in a pitch-black room in the night?

Babagirls · 05-07-2004, 12:48 PM

pee while your taking a shower - thats how some female celebs keep their feet soft

bizmak · 05-07-2004, 01:23 PM

no way grose

bluff · 05-07-2004, 01:27 PM

nothing wrong with some urine. I urinate on my hands every day. Male fysiological midstream urine is by definition sterile and a good antibacterial substance when lacking alcohol or something like that

stev0 · 05-07-2004, 01:30 PM

yea yea... it's just a little pee.

But i'd still rather just wear the damn batting gloves.

SykkBoy · 05-07-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
nothing wrong with some urine. I urinate on my hands every day. Male fysiological midstream urine is by definition sterile and a good antibacterial substance when lacking alcohol or something like that

yup
if you're in the middle of nowhere and your buddy falls and breaks his leg or has a wound you need to fix, best way to sterilize your hands is by pissing on them...

the reason you have to wash them before handling food,etc. is that oxygen increases the toxicity of the urine...

bluff · 05-07-2004, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
the reason you have to wash them before handling food,etc. is that oxygen increases the toxicity of the urine...

how exactly does that work? What's the chemical equation?

born4porn · 05-07-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
Also heard piss gives you healthy looking, shiny hair.

If you like , I piss on your hands, and you can run them through your hair.

how much do you charge for this and do you accept paypal?

TweetyBird · 05-07-2004, 02:29 PM

hehe

born4porn · 05-07-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
note to self: don't shake hands with Moises Alou

brizzad · 05-07-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
For what they pay baseball players these days, I'd piss in my own mouth.

SpaceAce

for a mlb salary, i'd let spaceace piss in my mouth

reynold · 05-07-2004, 06:45 PM

Count me out!

silent moan · 05-07-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
to give you an edge at baseball?

Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1793091
3rd paragraph form bottom

thanks God i am not a baceball player so I don't need to do that

webmaster x · 05-07-2004, 07:58 PM

I don't think I need to do that, I'm not a baseball
player, you know.

newsdude · 05-08-2004, 01:11 AM

Would you shake hands with someone you know who does this?

Mr. Marks · 05-08-2004, 02:57 AM

I'm not gonna piss in my hand, not now not ever.

gangbangjoe · 05-08-2004, 03:00 AM

nice thread

depends of what kind of baseball - pro ( $$$$$$ )

EviLGuY · 05-08-2004, 03:47 AM

Sure why not? It's just piss.

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Babel Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,457	Would you piss on your hands every day? to give you an edge at baseball? Alou says the secret to hitting without batting gloves is to harden your hands and prevent calluses. One of his methods might win someone the prize money on the TV show, "Fear Factor." He urinates on his hands. That's the honest truth. Alou said he isn't sure where he learned this distasteful folk medicine, but it wasn't from his famous father. And it works for Moises. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1793091 3rd paragraph form bottom __________________

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