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StuartD 05-06-2004 10:56 PM

How much of a beating can a microprocessor take though?

I mean, if you're running on the thing, on pavement and stuff... that's a lot of knocking around it'll have to endure.

oh, and 50 so on and so forth yatta yatta :glugglug

sumphatpimp 05-06-2004 10:59 PM

so how many kids in the ghetto are going to kill one another over a pair of these things?

and what the hell do they need them for anyway? they ride everywhere they go, they don't run or walk.

some kid gets shot over this crap the people who made them ought to go to jail too.

Rictor 05-06-2004 11:13 PM

Those are pretty pimp. I'll wait and get them after they're obsolete. :P

Rictor 05-06-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
so how many kids in the ghetto are going to kill one another over a pair of these things?

and what the hell do they need them for anyway? they ride everywhere they go, they don't run or walk.

some kid gets shot over this crap the people who made them ought to go to jail too.

So when morons shoot each other over money or a car who should go to jail? Idiots are going to rob each other no matter what. It might be gold chains or it might be my little pony dolls, whatever happens to be in an expensive.

nap 05-06-2004 11:45 PM

adidas makes damn good running shoes, way better than nike and the price I read on was 250 on msnbc. i will give the shoe a try, why not?
nike air bubble - shit for running.
nike shox - less crap than the air bubble. reebok dmx (remember the air flow?) - pops after a few months.
adidas running shoes are only second to new balance when it comes to performance. if they can improve on what they have created already then its worth the price tag, especially if it can do what is promised.

justfreemovies 05-06-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
What a clever idea.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...shoe_pd104.jpg

The latest Adidas shoe, called '1', is shown here in Portland, Ore., Thursday, May 6, 2004, during its' introduction at the company's U.S. headquarters. The shoe is equipped with a microprocessor capable of making five million calculations per second to adjust heel cushioning. It can turn firm for off-road, trail running and then soften up when it hits the pavement.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...shoe_pd107.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...shoe_pd105.jpg

i want a pair, do they come in black?

woj 05-07-2004 12:20 AM

kinda cool, but they should have done something much cooler with the idea...
like built in GPS and hook up the computer or something along those lines..

webmaster x 05-07-2004 12:33 AM

People... you'll never know what's
running on their minds. Great invention though.

reynold 05-07-2004 01:26 AM

Amazing!

Kicker 05-07-2004 02:04 AM

Cool but Il like NIKE:Graucho

BigVlad 05-07-2004 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Most of the PC's in the space shuttle run on 1980's IBM equipment.
KRL are you actually sure about that ?
this coment sounds really interesting!

Alex Xe 05-07-2004 04:41 AM

ha :) funny shit

kowntafit 05-07-2004 06:07 AM

No offence but that seems pretty rediculous.

Its a shoe with gears in it. WTF? They don't look too special.
It will be a good new marketing feature. Air isn't cool enough any more.

stephanie m. 05-07-2004 06:35 AM

Fucking cool. I was hoping flying cars would come around first though.

Rick Latona 05-07-2004 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Indeed. Useless innovation #2 for tonight.

The shoe will cost $400 and will break within a month. Stupid fuckin gimmicks.

You may be right about this shoe breaking easilly but the idea is still solid. I personally think its brilliant and I can't wait until they master the art.

Tania 05-07-2004 06:41 AM

nice :winkwink:

mpulse 05-07-2004 08:15 AM

Cool...I saw something on CNBC yesterday saying that they're going for about $250

Corleone 05-07-2004 08:21 AM

nice technic.. but ugly shoe

adamneve 05-07-2004 08:21 AM

looks great, i need a new pair of sneakers

XxXotic 05-07-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Most of the PC's in the space shuttle run on 1980's IBM equipment.
my moms boyfriend works for NASA and I can tell you this is completely untrue.

FrankWhite 05-07-2004 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Screw the computer shoes.. I want FLYING CARS!!!
very soon my friend.


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StRoGE 05-07-2004 08:40 AM

Just think of the "bling" factor!!!
Even Sobe could get laid wearing a pair of those shoes!
























Well.....maybe not.

KRL 05-08-2004 01:32 PM

My kid was just looking at pics of these sneakers and goes "so how do you log onto the Internet if you're jogging in them".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Firehorse 05-09-2004 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Screw the computer shoes.. I want FLYING CARS!!!
LOL me too! :1orglaugh

Firehorse 05-09-2004 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
my moms boyfriend works for NASA and I can tell you this is completely untrue.
Hey Chris, that's reassuring! :)

Firehorse 05-09-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
You may be right about this shoe breaking easilly but the idea is still solid. I personally think its brilliant and I can't wait until they master the art.
I agree Rick and when they do I look forward to trying a pair out. :thumbsup

TheFrog 05-09-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
crazy shit

gangbangjoe 05-09-2004 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
:1orglaugh microsoft is working on the bugs still in microshoeXP

expect a patch later this week :winkwink:


while running with your friend

" sorry dude lets have a break a have to reboot my shoes "

SS396chevelleSS 05-09-2004 09:04 AM

yeah, but can you get it wet?

SS396chevelleSS 05-09-2004 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
my moms boyfriend works for NASA and I can tell you this is completely untrue.
yeah. its older then that. They do use new shit, but the backbone is still the old shit

wielco 05-09-2004 09:07 AM

your the bomb with that shoes :rasta

H.I.G 05-09-2004 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Great my shoe crashed.
next thing ya know hahahahahahas XP will be coming out in snickers :1orglaugh

Adultlexicon 05-09-2004 09:47 AM

i cant find CTRL ALT DEL how am i supposed to reboot my sneakers

Swanks 05-11-2004 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
so how many kids in the ghetto are going to kill one another over a pair of these things?

and what the hell do they need them for anyway? they ride everywhere they go, they don't run or walk.

some kid gets shot over this crap the people who made them ought to go to jail too.

lmfao.. I could see that shit happening here. Then more gangstas make fast get aways via foot from the police thanks to microsoft..

pornJester 05-11-2004 04:16 AM

Doesn't matter if they actually work. People will just get them to be frivolous. :2 cents:

Arousal Design 05-11-2004 04:25 AM

i wonder how much those shoes cost. i wouldnt even wear them "off road".

Ironhorse 05-11-2004 04:39 AM

That fucker's gonna break, and then what? The left shoe will be soft and the right shoe will be hard as hell. This is another one of those 'cool ideas' that those whacky engineers didn't think through and will piss off their customers. Just watch..

johnbosh 05-11-2004 04:40 AM

wonder iof it really works and helps

born4porn 05-11-2004 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Great my shoe crashed.
the blue sole of death :1orglaugh

JamesK 05-11-2004 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
If its powered by Microsofts Sneakers XP you might be right.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Swanks 05-11-2004 05:04 AM

Then along comes the emulation options and hackers making linux mod versions and then we have super niggas hopping fences all throughout the ghettos of america.


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