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Worst movie ever! ---comic book collector guy
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hahaha LOL,
seriously they fucken rawk glad to see they will be on for another 4 years http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr..._id=1000501615 |
"here's to alcohol... the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." --homer
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One of my favorites from Homer:
"I am so smart, I am so smart....S-M-R-T, I mean: S-M-A-R-T! " Purple Haze |
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That and Saxamaphone.. Saxamaphooone.. hahha |
To start, press any key.
"Aww... where's the ANY key? I see ESC, CATARL and PIGUP but no ANY key! Woo... all this computer hacking is making me thirsty! I think I'll order a Tab. Oop.. no time for that.. the computer's starting!" "Your fingers are too fat to dial the number you've attempted. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash your palm against the dialpad now" "Insteading of chewing gum, chew bacon! Instead of using bread, use poptarts!" "I know! You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!" "Hehe... did you go to Upstairs Hollywood Medical College too boy?" "Kids, I'd like you to meet your granpa Murphy!" "We already have 6 granpas!" "He's a great jazz musician!" "Aww... they all are" "Ohh ohh... ya see the kids, they listen to the rap music... it gives them the braiiin damage. With the hipping and the hopping and the bipping and the bopping... And they don't know what the jazz... is all about! You see, jazz is like a Jell-O pudding pop.. No, wait... It's like the Kodak film... No, wait... It's like the New Coke... It'll be around forever... euhehehe..." "You don't win friends with salad!" "No bacon?" "No!" "No ham?" "No!" "No pork?" "Daaad... they all come from the same animal!" "Oh suuuure Lisa.. a magical, wonderful animal!" |
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
"Embiggens? I'd never heard that word til I moved to Springfield" "I don't why... It's a perfectly cromulent word!" "Silly customer... you cannot hurt a Twinkie!" "Moonpie... what a world to be living in!" "Apu... gimme some of that new beer with candy floating in it. I think it's called Skittlebrau." "Such a product does not exist. You must have dreamed it." "Oh... well then give me a 6 pack and some Skittles!" |
"D'oh"
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50 All time best Simpsons Quotes :glugglug
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:1orglaugh :thumbsup keep em comming!
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Ralphie: "My cat's breath smells of cat pooh"
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Homer: Wait! With ten thousand dollars we could be millionaries! We could buy all kinds of useful things... like love!
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"My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it."
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"There's too many ugly people in your neighborhood! ACK! look at that one!" - Grandpa simpson
"Oh, sure, grandpa. You and your stories. The nurses are stealing my money. The boy broke my teeth" |
Bart explains the difference between Radioactive Man and Radiation Dude:
The differences are subtle, yet many. For example, Radioactive Man's catch phrase is "up and atom!" with "at 'em" spelled A-T-O-M in a delicious pun, while Radiation Dude has a similar, yet lamer phrase... "up and let's go" |
Homer - " Lisa I dont want to alarm you, but there may be a boogy man or boogy men in the house!"
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Moe: "...and now, back to da wall"
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"My cats breath smells like cat food" - Ralph
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Shelbyville Kid: Wait a minute, If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you in school? Bart: I don't go to school. Shelbyville Kid: Okay, what's two plus two? Bart: Five... Shelbyville Kid: Ah, story checks out... Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months. |
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hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa </nelson> Big B |
Ralph Wiggum:
Daddy this tomato tastes like grandma! Daddy, your stomach is crying! Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! Chief Wiggum: No you've got the wrong number, this is 9...1.........2. Barney - Hi Homer, thanks for inviting me to your barbecue. Homer - Oh Barney, you brought a whole beer keg! Barney - Yeah! Where can I fill it up? Homer - Ohmygod... Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them! |
It was a great time with the Simpsons. Miss it a bit.
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Listen buddy your car was like that when i got here, and as for your grandmother she shouldn't have been mouthing off like that
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Realy nice Simpsons rocks:thumbsup
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"You choo choo choose me...and there's a picture of a train"
"my cats breath smells like cat food". |
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(Lisa has entered a competition)
Lisa: If I win, I'll bring home a brand new protractor Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm :1orglaugh |
the lawyer, on his buisness card:
"Free consultation, no upfront fees" then he makes changes: "Free consultation?no! upfront fees." :1orglaugh |
"Im not NOT licking frogs" - Homer...
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