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riosluts · 05-05-2004, 09:16 PM

i found these somewhere on the web.

1) A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his
car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to
find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her
dead.

2) An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday
recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming
train. When asked about how he received the injuries, the lad
told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could
get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

true stories actually

Spunky · 05-05-2004, 09:19 PM

Your thread should read ..Some people are just fucking stupid

Kard63 · 05-05-2004, 09:24 PM

I can relate to number 1. I have a huge overhang on my garage and I park under there, rather than inside the garage. Well I got home one day just a minute after huge hail started falling from the sky and 4 cars were under it saving themselves from dings..... I got out of my car and started screaming bloody murder and slamming my fist on hoods.... mother fuckers. I'd liek to shoot them.

newsdude · 05-05-2004, 09:27 PM

Spunky1 is right. Stupid is a better word!

Odie · 05-05-2004, 09:30 PM

that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard!!

it's so typical tho..ppl are so angry and thoughtless..do they even stop to think of what they are doing???

BlackCrayon · 05-05-2004, 09:33 PM

lol post a link to this shit, sounds interesting

riosluts · 05-05-2004, 09:49 PM

here's more

Kentucky:
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a
chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they
pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene
and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine.
With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their
vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

or even this one

When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan,
refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man
threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber
called the police and was arrested.

Illicit · 05-05-2004, 09:58 PM

omg where did you find this shit !

riosluts · 05-05-2004, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
omg where did you find this shit !

some funny comedy website, i forgot the url though

DrBizzaro · 05-06-2004, 04:53 AM

It does get pretty crazy in the winter, in Chicago.
Southside, baby!

We have a free newspaper in the City, called "The Reader " that has a page called, "News of the Weird". It is dedicated to stories like this. Good stuff.

If your ever in the city, you can stop in one of 1000 places to pick up a Reader. (Music Stores, Bars Restraunts, etc..) They are usually sitting in a huge stack right by the door. It comes out every Thursday and is worth the read.

Edit: Just found they had their own site: News of the Weird

E.Kant · 05-06-2004, 04:56 AM

I wonder how stupid some people actually are ...

DR_PHIL · 05-06-2004, 04:57 AM

haaaaaa

dunefield · 05-06-2004, 04:59 AM

You'd be pretty pissed if someone took ya car spot after a hour of hard work...

RicardoB · 05-06-2004, 05:02 AM

#1 is understandable

StRoGE · 05-06-2004, 05:12 AM

The robber who called the cops is PRICELESS!
I wish I had been the cop who responded to that one. Gotta be a once in a lifetime call.

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riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	some people are messed up i found these somewhere on the web. 1) A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her dead. 2) An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked about how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. true stories actually __________________

05-05-2004, 09:49 PM	#7
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	here's more Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. or even this one When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. __________________

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05-06-2004, 04:53 AM	#10
DrBizzaro Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 108	It does get pretty crazy in the winter, in Chicago. Southside, baby! We have a free newspaper in the City, called "The Reader " that has a page called, "News of the Weird". It is dedicated to stories like this. Good stuff. If your ever in the city, you can stop in one of 1000 places to pick up a Reader. (Music Stores, Bars Restraunts, etc..) They are usually sitting in a huge stack right by the door. It comes out every Thursday and is worth the read. Edit: Just found they had their own site: News of the Weird __________________ -DrBizzaro Make BIG $ selling text links! Last edited by DrBizzaro; 05-06-2004 at 04:55 AM..

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