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Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-05-2004, 01:37 PM

I had a pinto when I was 15, I even lowered it. (Man, what was I thinking)

DreamCumTrue · 05-05-2004, 01:38 PM

Ive only owned one car, a 92 cavalier, I love it, dont have any probs with it at all.

bufferover · 05-05-2004, 01:38 PM

Those old models from Zastava and Lada

TheFrog · 05-05-2004, 01:38 PM

Mazda Mx5

Jakke PNG · 05-05-2004, 01:38 PM

1979 Ford Taunus, spraypainted purple with pink interior made out of pink bed sheets. It fucking ruled.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-05-2004, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
1979 Ford Taunus, spraypainted purple with pink interior made out of pink bed sheets. It fucking ruled.

LOL

chAos · 05-05-2004, 01:40 PM

rusted out 79 toyota corona ...

dude this fucking thing had no brakes at all .. LOL .. i had to drive in circles to get it to stop .. LOL

Peaches · 05-05-2004, 01:44 PM

I had a Hyundai Sonanta. It was nice in that it had a large interior, V6, sunroof, power everything...but what a piece of CRAP. When I first bought it, it took them about 4 tries to fix it so it would go into 4th gear.

About 30 days after the warranty expired it fell apart. I fought so hard with Hyundai that I got everything fixed for free, but I would take it in, get it fixed, and it would practically break down again as I was leaving the dealership. The entire electrical system and AC were totally screwed up.

All my other cars have been fine. My current Exploder is a POS but I plan on trading it in right when the warranty expires

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-05-2004, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by chAos
rusted out 79 toyota corona ...

dude this fucking thing had no brakes at all .. LOL .. i had to drive in circles to get it to stop .. LOL

I hear ya, I also had a dodge dart, and the power stearing pump was broken off the frame, so I had to turn it back and forth to try to keep the car straight. Took me like 30 turns to make a U-Turn.

Lexxx · 05-05-2004, 01:47 PM

'91 Ford Tempo... was my first car. Worth about

NaughtyJenn · 05-05-2004, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I hear ya, I also had a dodge dart, and the power stearing pump was broken off the frame, so I had to turn it back and forth to try to keep the car straight. Took me like 30 turns to make a U-Turn.

lol how times have changed eh

NickPapageorgio · 05-05-2004, 01:47 PM

Renault encore. It would cut off about halfway through every corner and i would have to pop the clutch once I was through the corner. The last straw was pushing the fucker by myself uphill for almost a mile. I hope that damn thing has been recycled and made into garbage cans.

demented · 05-05-2004, 01:48 PM

92 buick regal. Lets see.. It only had 2nd gear - top speed was like 35mph. I drove it like that for a fucking year LOL, no brake lights, the power win dows didn't work - you had to pull them down BY HAND, wrecked in the front and passenger side door was all banged up. It was just a piece of shit. 230k miles on it before I sold it to a junk yard for $60 lol.

I also had a 89 dodge colt. The gas gauge and speedometer didn't work, so you had to guess how fast you was going and guess when your ass was about to run out of gas.

jscott · 05-05-2004, 01:49 PM

i pimped a saturn when i was 19

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-05-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by jscott
i pimped a saturn when i was 19

DId you ever put a dent in it, or is it true about what they say. Dent proof.

chAos · 05-05-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I hear ya, I also had a dodge dart, and the power stearing pump was broken off the frame, so I had to turn it back and forth to try to keep the car straight. Took me like 30 turns to make a U-Turn.

HAHAHAHAH.... the fucking steering wheel came off one time and i had no brakes so i just put on the seat belt held the wheel out the hahahahahaha for other drivers to see i could not steer and let the fucker halt up on a curb... i got out of it and walked away to never see that peice of shit again ...

Sheri Santiago · 05-05-2004, 02:04 PM

banana yellow 1970 nova
had an 8-track player, so everyone in high school called me 8-track...fuckers

chAos · 05-05-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Sheri Santiago
banana yellow 1970 nova
had an 8-track player, so everyone in high school called me 8-track...fuckers

hey when we going to hang out??

Babaganoosh · 05-05-2004, 02:06 PM

1988 Chevy Beretta GT.

What a turd.

baycouples · 05-05-2004, 02:08 PM

1995 Geo Metro

Gabriel · 05-05-2004, 02:19 PM

1984 BMW 320i Biggest POS ever.

first car was a hand me down 1965 Chevy Corvair ugly but surprisingly reliable.

Jimmer · 05-05-2004, 02:21 PM

Tempo and then I bought a topaz, what was I thinking?

ZeroFate · 05-05-2004, 02:22 PM

Im also in the tempo group. (I CURRENTLY own a 94 Mercury Topaz. IE: Tempo) Oh god this thing is an adventure to drive.

No power w.i.n.d.o.w.s. I get to pretend that Im He-Man by pushing the hahahahahahas down myself. The car WILL die unless I put it in part at red lights. Even then there is a 50/50 chance that I have to start it back up again before it hits green.

Thats about it...actually, it seems like I have it pretty good compared to a few others. Maybe I should go car shopping today....but im a cheap college kid!

abyss_al · 05-05-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I had a pinto when I was 15, I even lowered it. (Man, what was I thinking)

how's Art and Zareh doing? haven't been able to get a hold of Art

zzgundamnzz · 05-05-2004, 02:24 PM

The worst car I've ever had was my 89' Ford Taurus Station Wagon in Brown. It has 398,000 miles on it. A/C didn't work and its max speed was 85 even though it had a V6 engine

asuna · 05-05-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Jimmer
Tempo and then I bought a topaz, what was I thinking?

you weren't

aimeesweet · 05-05-2004, 02:29 PM

I had a 1993 teal grand am...or the teal mobile as I liked to call it. There was nothing incognito about that car and it died the day after I paid it off!!!

SlickRick · 05-05-2004, 02:29 PM

Pontiac Sunbird
what a real peice that was

Front left tire fell off with the brake intact.
Door was off hinge, Fell out while making a right turn and draged until the car stopped when it hit a tree.

Easton · 05-05-2004, 02:31 PM

i had a 1984 Mazda 626 as a winter beater many years ago

what a piece of shit it was, the heater didn't even work...

WPProphet · 05-05-2004, 02:41 PM

i had a 1992 daihatsu charade. What a piece!!!!! small and slow!!!

Axeman · 05-05-2004, 02:46 PM

76 Buick Centrury with bald tires and no trunk as the bottom had rusted out. Got it for $100 from a family friend then sold it a year later for $75! SOLID

herbal logic · 05-05-2004, 02:48 PM

honda civic del sol..... a true homobile. I needed car fast and it was all I could afford.

bignasty · 05-05-2004, 02:51 PM

i had a plymouth sundance that broke down every friday afternoon. after fixing it one week, i saw a fuel line leaking on the exhaust. I just shut the hood down and ran it till it burned, scared the hell out of this old fucker. After the fire was put out it still ran.

EviLGuY · 05-05-2004, 02:52 PM

My grandparents gave me their old Renault Alliance when I turned 16. OMFG that thing was in a class by itself.

It was such a crappy french piece of shit, mechanics even have special per hour rates to work on them (about 2x what they normally charge).

I probably spent about 3-4 grand on that car before I turned 18.

Vitasoy · 05-05-2004, 02:52 PM

old ass Geo Metro forgot the make, but what a pos!

smack · 05-05-2004, 02:52 PM

91 merucry sable that was rusted and had a bum transmission.

bizmak · 05-05-2004, 02:53 PM

DACIA 1310L I bet no one has even heard of it

TweetyBird · 05-05-2004, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by bizmak
DACIA 1310L I bet no one has even heard of it

indeed, lol

do you have any pics to show off ?

cayne · 05-05-2004, 03:06 PM

Toyoto Corolla 1.6
But not a bad car at all. Just worse inferior as a new BMW 116i

Sosa · 05-05-2004, 03:10 PM

just turned 16 and bought a 83 corolla for $100. Drove it for 2 months then sold it for $400

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-05-2004, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
old ass Geo Metro forgot the make, but what a pos!

Hey, those only had 3 cilinders right?

Babagirls · 05-05-2004, 03:11 PM

89 Pontiac Grand Am

bought it for $500 and 3 days later it died

AMADude · 05-05-2004, 03:11 PM

Subaru

My Pinto ran great.

J$tyle$ · 05-05-2004, 03:16 PM

1982 Honda Civic Hatchback

bought it with 103k miles on it for $2100 (back in '89)

2 weeks later I was hit from behind and the hatchback was SMASHED UP!

I drove around for the next couple years with the hatch attached by a hanger so everytime I went over a bump the thing would move up and down!

I drove that car until black smoke was coming out of it, and then paid someone to take it away from the front of my house!

LOL

cayne · 05-05-2004, 03:37 PM

Toyoto Corolla 1.6
But not a bad car at all. Just worse inferior as a new BMW 116i

Babagirls · 05-05-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J$tyle$
1982 Honda Civic Hatchback
I drove around for the next couple years with the hatch attached by a hanger so everytime I went over a bump the thing would move up and down!

I drove that car until black smoke was coming out of it

now THATS gangsta!!!!!

B-Eazy · 05-05-2004, 03:41 PM

I actually had a nice car to start with, a 97 eclipse GS shit was tight until i got into a head on crash.. IM an asshole

Herb Kornfield · 05-05-2004, 03:57 PM

1979 malibu 4 door that I bought for $500 in 1993, cost me about 2k to get up to working order and then the half of the car that was working died....

sold it for $300 and bought a 1986 Escort coupe.... what a fucking diaster that was to own....

Totally it in a wreck with a 76 Ford Granda... the insurance guy almost pissed himself laughing at the fact that the combined value of both cars was $100 in the condition they were in.

Bought new cars after that.......

JDog · 05-05-2004, 03:58 PM

It was a 85 Honda Civic Hatchback. But I fucked it up, and then finally blew the head gasket at 210,000 miles

Lasted a while.

jDoG

brizzad · 05-05-2004, 03:58 PM

ive only had..
89 cavalier
91 explorer
and now a 98 cavalier

i guess the 89 cavalier was the worst

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chAos Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: hell Posts: 1,348	rusted out 79 toyota corona ... dude this fucking thing had no brakes at all .. LOL .. i had to drive in circles to get it to stop .. LOL __________________ chAos Email Solutions - Traffic - Domains email: [email protected] skype: marketingguruchaos icq: 101955210

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NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Renault encore. It would cut off about halfway through every corner and i would have to pop the clutch once I was through the corner. The last straw was pushing the fucker by myself uphill for almost a mile. I hope that damn thing has been recycled and made into garbage cans. __________________

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	Ive only owned one car, a 92 cavalier, I love it, dont have any probs with it at all.

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bufferover Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,203	Those old models from Zastava and Lada

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TheFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 4,095	Mazda Mx5

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I had a Hyundai Sonanta. It was nice in that it had a large interior, V6, sunroof, power everything...but what a piece of CRAP. When I first bought it, it took them about 4 tries to fix it so it would go into 4th gear. About 30 days after the warranty expired it fell apart. I fought so hard with Hyundai that I got everything fixed for free, but I would take it in, get it fixed, and it would practically break down again as I was leaving the dealership. The entire electrical system and AC were totally screwed up. All my other cars have been fine. My current Exploder is a POS but I plan on trading it in right when the warranty expires

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Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	'91 Ford Tempo... was my first car. Worth about

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	92 buick regal. Lets see.. It only had 2nd gear - top speed was like 35mph. I drove it like that for a fucking year LOL, no brake lights, the power win dows didn't work - you had to pull them down BY HAND, wrecked in the front and passenger side door was all banged up. It was just a piece of shit. 230k miles on it before I sold it to a junk yard for $60 lol. I also had a 89 dodge colt. The gas gauge and speedometer didn't work, so you had to guess how fast you was going and guess when your ass was about to run out of gas.

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jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	i pimped a saturn when i was 19

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	1988 Chevy Beretta GT. What a turd. __________________ I like pie.

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Gabriel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: So*Cal Posts: 4,789	1984 BMW 320i Biggest POS ever. first car was a hand me down 1965 Chevy Corvair ugly but surprisingly reliable. __________________ ICQ#: 142295729

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ZeroFate Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: If you knew, you'd be dead. Posts: 257	Im also in the tempo group. (I CURRENTLY own a 94 Mercury Topaz. IE: Tempo) Oh god this thing is an adventure to drive. No power w.i.n.d.o.w.s. I get to pretend that Im He-Man by pushing the hahahahahahas down myself. The car WILL die unless I put it in part at red lights. Even then there is a 50/50 chance that I have to start it back up again before it hits green. Thats about it...actually, it seems like I have it pretty good compared to a few others. Maybe I should go car shopping today....but im a cheap college kid! __________________ I'm not a sig whore.....yet! Last edited by ZeroFate; 05-05-2004 at 02:25 PM..

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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	The worst car I've ever had was my 89' Ford Taurus Station Wagon in Brown. It has 398,000 miles on it. A/C didn't work and its max speed was 85 even though it had a V6 engine __________________

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aimeesweet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,917	I had a 1993 teal grand am...or the teal mobile as I liked to call it. There was nothing incognito about that car and it died the day after I paid it off!!!

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SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	Pontiac Sunbird what a real peice that was Front left tire fell off with the brake intact. Door was off hinge, Fell out while making a right turn and draged until the car stopped when it hit a tree.

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herbal logic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,172	honda civic del sol..... a true homobile. I needed car fast and it was all I could afford.

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bignasty Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: sc Posts: 1,421	i had a plymouth sundance that broke down every friday afternoon. after fixing it one week, i saw a fuel line leaking on the exhaust. I just shut the hood down and ran it till it burned, scared the hell out of this old fucker. After the fire was put out it still ran. __________________ '

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	My grandparents gave me their old Renault Alliance when I turned 16. OMFG that thing was in a class by itself. It was such a crappy french piece of shit, mechanics even have special per hour rates to work on them (about 2x what they normally charge). I probably spent about 3-4 grand on that car before I turned 18.

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cayne My time is coming... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Europe --- eMail: service(at)badasscompany.com --- ICQ: 60288510 Posts: 7,476	Toyoto Corolla 1.6 But not a bad car at all. Just worse inferior as a new BMW 116i __________________ If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	1982 Honda Civic Hatchback bought it with 103k miles on it for $2100 (back in '89) 2 weeks later I was hit from behind and the hatchback was SMASHED UP! I drove around for the next couple years with the hatch attached by a hanger so everytime I went over a bump the thing would move up and down! I drove that car until black smoke was coming out of it, and then paid someone to take it away from the front of my house! LOL

05-05-2004, 03:37 PM	#45
cayne My time is coming... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Europe --- eMail: service(at)badasscompany.com --- ICQ: 60288510 Posts: 7,476	Toyoto Corolla 1.6 But not a bad car at all. Just worse inferior as a new BMW 116i __________________ If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.