Shittiest night ever. Help!

[Repetitive Monkey]

Hey guys:

Yesterday afternoon, a series of unlikely events stripped me of the money I had planned to use to flood your industry with more free porn. I am a poor college student, and while I am supposed to study hard for my finals tomorrow, my inability to build a TGP site right away is so frustrating for me that I will instead just relax in my chair and beg for free money on the internetten.

I have already gotten a job for the summer to replenish my money so that I can hurt your industry with another give-it-all-away TGP site, but reason X makes me come here to beg money from you any way.

I dont want to sound like a begger or anything, but i was just wondering if all of you could give your earned money to me for free so as to "help get me back on my feet," as it were. Anything and everything will be greatly appreciated, but everything would be better than anything.

Thank you everyone and i will do whatever it takes to return the favor. Never mind the fact that this account will never be used again as soon as I have drained as much money from you as I can, I will still return the favor for you in my head at some point by telling the mythological divinity "God" that you have been good little boys who give free money to people with unlikely stories.

Thank you so much. This truly is a nice online community. Thank you and know that Jesus will save you if you donate money to me. God bless.

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