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Elli 05-05-2004 04:06 PM

The worst car I have driven is my mom's old Hyndai Pony.. circa 1986 or so. It had trouble getting up the Alex Fraser Bridge, and it quickly lost third gear entirely. The warranty was pretty damn useless, as it turns out. I felt really bad for her because that was the first car she had ever bought for herself. :(

My own personal worst car was the 1978 Acadian (Chevette). Bright lemon yellow (because it cost more to change the colour). That thing went through about 3 starters and ignitions, and SQUEAKED TO DRIVE YOU MAD!! Batty, I tell you! the hatchback floor was metal, uncarpeted, and every single bump in the road caused the hinges and screws to set up a racket.
At least it was easy to break into and easy to find in the parking lot. Bought it for 800$, sold it for junk about 3 years later.

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-05-2004 04:14 PM

Its funny but the cars that lasted me the longest back in the days were the cars that had the worst oil leaks. I figured because I always a quart of oil everyday to drive it, it always had fresh oil, and those junky cars of mime lasted forever. Weird.

Jer 05-05-2004 05:16 PM

I never had a car.

On-top 05-05-2004 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
DId you ever put a dent in it, or is it true about what they say. Dent proof.
I've got a part time Saturn I'm driving now. You can mess up the hood. But you can kick the hell out of the doors, and never leave a mark.

mary34d 05-05-2004 06:43 PM

does chevro-legs count

Napolean 05-05-2004 06:51 PM

this past year heres what ive drove

92 pontiac sunbird, owned it for 2 years then it got a cracked head and eventually threw a rod

88 mazda 323.. 1 weeks after buying it the transmissions started to go, no reverse, no drive.. had to drive it in second

its now sitting in a church parking lot, stalls whenever it goes from 1st gear to 2nd

88 hyandai excel.. 5 speed, running good.. but no chance of passing e-check.. im going to have to return it :(

now looking for another car so i can continue working at my part time job

Mr Pheer 05-05-2004 06:53 PM

1963 Ford Falcon

Had vacuum operated windshield wipers and a 2 speed transmission, that wouldnt shift into 2nd gear till it was around 55mph, then it shifted so hard it almost broke my neck

I sure was glad to get rid of it

BV 05-05-2004 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
1963 Ford Falcon

Had vacuum operated windshield wipers and a 2 speed transmission, that wouldnt shift into 2nd gear till it was around 55mph, then it shifted so hard it almost broke my neck

I sure was glad to get rid of it

Dam I didn't know 63's had vacuum operated wipers?

I had a 52 F-250 with an overhead vacuum operated wiper and later replaced it with one of those electric ones from JC Witney.

Later on I spun out on a dirt road and hit a tel pole and the fucking wiper motor put a hole in my forhead.

The Joys of being young dumb and full of cum. :)

:glugglug

TechNtentions 05-05-2004 07:03 PM

The one i sold to you was in pretty bad shape :glugglug

riosluts 05-05-2004 07:10 PM

i didnt have any bad ones, but this one guy i knew had a Yugo. And one day when the engine overheated, his spare tire MELTED because it was mounted infront of the engine.

sicone 05-05-2004 07:21 PM

I had a 64 Impala, it had sme potential when it was first purchased. But I think the car was doomed from he factory. Nothing but problems. It was put to rest when the car was shot at and a few blluets destroyed the engine.

On-top 05-05-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
I had a 52 F-250 with an overhead vacuum operated wiper and later replaced it with one of those electric ones from JC Witney.

Later on I spun out on a dirt road and hit a tel pole and the fucking wiper motor put a hole in my forhead.


:glugglug

JC Whitney! An american classic... :thumbsup

Illicit 05-05-2004 07:37 PM

1980 toyota tercel corolla... blue, with the springs cut, and it has a bumper sticker that said I love Jesus in spanish. Also had one of those crown air fresheners on the dash... I was pimpin :Graucho


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