How Carrying around a $100 Bill can Save you Money!

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    How Carrying around a $100 Bill can Save you Money!

    All I had on me yesterday was a $100 bill and my credit cards. Armed with just that, I got everything for free yesterday. I'll explain.

    At work someone was going out to get us lunch so she took our orders and asked for the cash. I placed my order and handed her the $100 bill. She asked if that was the lowest I had and I said yes. She said forget about it, she would take care of it.

    1 Free Lunch.

    Later on in the evening someone was running to the store to pick up snacks, drinks, etc. I asked for a large coffee, bag of chips, a large bottled water, and a protein bar. I handed him the $100 bill and he did the same thing, he said he would take care of it.

    1 Free Snack and Drinks

    At dinner that night a friend of mine came in from Ft. Lauderdale and we went out to dinner at Hooters. Our total bill came out to $55.00 between 4 of us. I told everyone that all I had was a $100 bill so they gave all their money to me so I could pay the total with my $100 bill. They all gave more money than needed and I paid the bill. Left the girl a $20 tip and still ended up with $8 over.

    1 Free Dinner at Hooters plus $8.

    But my plan was spoiled because my $100 bill was now broken. But for what it's worth, I not only got everything for free yesterday for having the most amount of money but I made $8 on the deal! I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!
  • NickPapageorgio
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 8323

    #2
    I love going into a gas station and handing the ditzy bitch a ten for 5 bux gas and a pack of smokes and she hands me back 12 dollars. Gotta love it...

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    • TheMob?
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 8584

      #3
      I'll have to try that!

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      • kowntafit
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 4667

        #4
        I've had that happen to me before. Too bad you lost it. I'll sell you another one if you want.

        This is where my next million is coming from!

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          • May 2002
          • 19422

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          • eddie-executive
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 2061

            #6
            $100 bills cause me nothing but problems. Went to the supermarket yesterday got like $18 worth of stuff cashier didn't have change for it, a supermarket dosen't have change? She said your job must pay well, i said yeah i guess you can say that
            Ordered a pizza from papa johns and got there and the guy said sorry we arent allowed to change a $100 bill. I said thats all i have and he said just this one time, i can get in trouble.
            Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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            • emthree
              Dialer Kingpin
              • Jun 2003
              • 10816

              #7
              Stop being cheap, we'll see what happens when it becomes your turn to be the one buying

              Sell Patches & Pills

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              • Materialist
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 739

                #8

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                • Rob
                  I'm a great bowler.
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 13310

                  #9
                  Originally posted by emthree
                  Stop being cheap, we'll see what happens when it becomes your turn to be the one buying
                  I'm never cheap! I'm usually the one paying for everything when I go out so it was a welcome relief. I am the furthest from cheap you could imagine!

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                  • TheFrog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4095

                    #10
                    Originally posted by emthree
                    Stop being cheap, we'll see what happens when it becomes your turn to be the one buying
                    so true

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                    • axelcat
                      Adult Locals
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 25450

                      #11
                      So true

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