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AaronM · 05-04-2004, 02:39 PM

I got back into town last night and had a few voice mails waiting. I returned the calls and set up a booty call with one of the girls.

That's all good....BUT.......Today I got a call from another chick who wants to get together before I leave for Atlanta in the morning.

This is what sucks......ANYTIME I have 2 booty calls set up, they both end up cancelling or somehting comes up and I have to cancel. It's a bad idea for me to schedule a second before the first is complete....Especially when they are for the same day.

To make things even worse.......I ran into a 3rd one at the mall today and she said she would like to call me and get together later tonight.

What does all this mean?

I'm not getting laid tonight.

I could try to pull the ultimate pimp move and get 2 or 3 of them together at the same time but to be honest...That's not really my thang these days.

Of course I will try to salvage at least one of them but this pattern has proven impossible to break in the past.

Digipimp · 05-04-2004, 02:40 PM

yup only in rare instances with the proper moon alignment can you pull off more than one in the same day. it almost always fucks up and the chicks don't get too excited about having another when you have to cancel on them, rush them or whatever else you have to do to pull it all off.

GigaChris · 05-04-2004, 02:41 PM

Life must be tuff

punker barbie · 05-04-2004, 02:42 PM

all i can say is "Pimpin aint Easy"

Illicit · 05-04-2004, 02:42 PM

I think the only way around it is to start sharing the extras with your friends...

boldy · 05-04-2004, 02:42 PM

one reason I never listen to my voicemails

Angie · 05-04-2004, 02:43 PM

Send your cast offs to Paul, or even better give them to Scott

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaChris
Life must be tuff

My sex drive is through the rood today and the odds are...I am not getting any. So yeah...Life is rough.

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2004, 02:43 PM

i have the same problems

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
I think the only way around it is to start sharing the extras with your friends...

Ask TheSpaceBulldog about that....He got the "extras" on many occasions when he was living with me.

KaLi · 05-04-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
My sex drive is through the rood today and the odds are...I am not getting any. So yeah...Life is rough.

Must be fun.

DR_PHIL · 05-04-2004, 02:47 PM

must perfect your system!

ronbotx · 05-04-2004, 02:48 PM

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by ronbotx

Hey cocksucker.....You got something to say?

boardersweetie · 05-04-2004, 02:53 PM

sounds real rough...

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2004, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Hey cocksucker.....You got something to say?

Yeah my dick is cute

Elli · 05-04-2004, 02:53 PM

Dang, three booty calls in one day? That's a little extravagant. Decadent, even.

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Dang, three booty calls in one day? That's a little extravagant. Decadent, even.

3 = 0 Elli.

You should make it 4.

Wanna come over and cuddle tonight?

Elli · 05-04-2004, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
3 = 0 Elli.

You should make it 4.

Wanna come over and fuck tonight?

Silly Aaron, the hockey game is on tonight. No sex during playoff games.

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Silly Aaron, the hockey game is on tonight. No sex during playoff games.

Playing hard to get huh?

OK...I can play that game as well.

LexiLexxx · 05-04-2004, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
yup only in rare instances with the proper moon alignment can you pull off more than one in the same day. it almost always fucks up and the chicks don't get too excited about having another when you have to cancel on them, rush them or whatever else you have to do to pull it all off.

It's the red moon tonight!

Elli · 05-04-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Playing hard to get huh?

OK...I can play that game as well.

You are wasting valuable time when you should be getting your lovely ducks in a row. ;)

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
You are wasting valuable time when you should be getting your lovely ducks in a row. ;)

I'm still hoping for that 4th booty call for tonight. That's why we are also chatting on ICQ...I am just being sneeky about it.

Elli · 05-04-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I'm still hoping for that 4th booty call for tonight. That's why we are also chatting on ICQ...I am just being sneeky about it.

You think I haven't caught on to your tricks, but I have. I'm not some cheap booty call who needs a man to help her while away her afternoon between getting her nails done and yoga class.

Digipimp · 05-04-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by LexiLexxx

It's the red moon tonight!

well alright then, i guess we'll have to talk later won't we

Goose · 05-04-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
all i can say is "Pimpin aint Easy"

word

Ross · 05-04-2004, 03:24 PM

Fuck them all, take some pics and sell it on the internet. I heard there's a market for porn these days

MetaformX · 05-04-2004, 03:26 PM

Pornographers do not get laid in real life...who are we kidding

fiftyfingers · 05-04-2004, 03:26 PM

You should get them all together at the same time!

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
You think I haven't caught on to your tricks, but I have. I'm not some cheap booty call who needs a man to help her while away her afternoon between getting her nails done and yoga class.

I know...You have a bit of class....

So......I'll see you at 10:30

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by fiftyfingers
You should get them all together at the same time!

I'm 30 years old and have been shooting porn for a long time.

Been there, done that.

bizmak · 05-04-2004, 03:32 PM

nice problem to have

brand0n · 05-04-2004, 03:34 PM

dude, just leave now. save yourself the fuckin pain in the dick this is going to be. when you get back, you can set them up for 1 per day and everything will be good to go

AaronM · 05-04-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
dude, just leave now. save yourself the fuckin pain in the dick this is going to be. when you get back, you can set them up for 1 per day and everything will be good to go

My first one is due in about 30 minutes.

Let's see what happens here.

Jer · 05-04-2004, 03:40 PM

Good luck!

Elli · 05-04-2004, 04:30 PM

I want a full report of how many and how close together you were able to manage. I'm sure other guys want to know what is and isn't attainable.

jonesy · 05-04-2004, 04:34 PM

next time bring more money and use one escort service.

lilj · 05-04-2004, 04:36 PM

LOL .. You got a lot to learn lol "You just cant seem to play the game "keep up" lol .

AMADude · 05-04-2004, 04:38 PM

Anxiously awaiting...

V_RocKs · 05-04-2004, 04:43 PM

Same as when you get a bitch and your going steady and getting call after call and then when you don't have a bitch you are on no ones list and can't find pussy even with catnip tied to your neck...

AaronM · 05-05-2004, 05:45 AM

2 out of 3 ain't half bad.

I'm off to Atlanta.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-05-2004, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
2 out of 3 ain't half bad.

I'm off to Atlanta.

not bad at all... have fun in Atlanta, hope to say hi at the Seattle Pajama party...bring some fuzzy slippers

TurboAngel · 05-05-2004, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
2 out of 3 ain't half bad.

I'm off to Atlanta.

I had faith in ya!

05-04-2004, 02:39 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I hate it when this happens. I got back into town last night and had a few voice mails waiting. I returned the calls and set up a booty call with one of the girls. That's all good....BUT.......Today I got a call from another chick who wants to get together before I leave for Atlanta in the morning. This is what sucks......ANYTIME I have 2 booty calls set up, they both end up cancelling or somehting comes up and I have to cancel. It's a bad idea for me to schedule a second before the first is complete....Especially when they are for the same day. To make things even worse.......I ran into a 3rd one at the mall today and she said she would like to call me and get together later tonight. What does all this mean? I'm not getting laid tonight. I could try to pull the ultimate pimp move and get 2 or 3 of them together at the same time but to be honest...That's not really my thang these days. Of course I will try to salvage at least one of them but this pattern has proven impossible to break in the past.

05-04-2004, 02:40 PM	#2
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	yup only in rare instances with the proper moon alignment can you pull off more than one in the same day. it almost always fucks up and the chicks don't get too excited about having another when you have to cancel on them, rush them or whatever else you have to do to pull it all off. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

05-04-2004, 02:41 PM	#3
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Angie Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In The Sun Posts: 460	Send your cast offs to Paul, or even better give them to Scott

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i have the same problems

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Dang, three booty calls in one day? That's a little extravagant. Decadent, even. __________________ email: [email protected]

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05-04-2004, 03:32 PM	#32
bizmak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,014	nice problem to have

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05-04-2004, 03:40 PM	#35
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Good luck!

05-04-2004, 04:30 PM	#36
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I want a full report of how many and how close together you were able to manage. I'm sure other guys want to know what is and isn't attainable. __________________ email: [email protected]

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05-04-2004, 04:38 PM	#39
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05-04-2004, 04:43 PM	#40
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	Same as when you get a bitch and your going steady and getting call after call and then when you don't have a bitch you are on no ones list and can't find pussy even with catnip tied to your neck...

05-05-2004, 05:45 AM	#41
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	2 out of 3 ain't half bad. I'm off to Atlanta.