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bcooter 05-04-2004 09:34 PM
adolf
wilber
jesus- if they arent hispanic


my buddy's middle name is Nuebert. that would be a crappy name.

xxxoutsourcing 05-04-2004 09:39 PM
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angus

TonyL 05-04-2004 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Holly
I know no one will believe this, but I swear to god on a stack of bibles it's true.

My grandparents' best friends' last name is Head. They have one son named Barry. He married a woman named Jean and they had a daughter. For health reasons, they knew this would be the only child they could have, so they decided to name her after both of them. They took their first name initials. Just the letters- she doesn't have any full first or middle names. Just those two damn letters.

So her name is BJ Head.

I'll one up ya. This is true as well. Our librarian back in high school was named Mrs. Head and her husbands name was Richard. You put it together.

-Tony

SureFire 05-04-2004 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Holly
I know no one will believe this, but I swear to god on a stack of bibles it's true.

My grandparents' best friends' last name is Head. They have one son named Barry. He married a woman named Jean and they had a daughter. For health reasons, they knew this would be the only child they could have, so they decided to name her after both of them. They took their first name initials. Just the letters- she doesn't have any full first or middle names. Just those two damn letters.


So her name is BJ Head.

No shit.

She's about 23 or 24 now and I've always wondered how they could have possibly done something like that to her. Could they *really* not know what that meant???
Damn, I thought otto was bad. At least they could of given her a real name like Elizabeth Jessica Head and just call her BJ...:(

dunefield 05-04-2004 09:44 PM
Harold & Belvidere

VicMartin 05-04-2004 10:12 PM
Hubert

Boogie3 05-04-2004 10:13 PM
My son's name is Scorpio

SykkBoy 05-04-2004 10:16 PM
In highschool, one of my best friend's name was Harley Davidson Bingenheimer...

tootie 05-04-2004 10:17 PM
A friend of mine had a cousin named Buttercup Petals Murphy. And my husband said he knew a chick that had twins and she named them Oranjelo and Lemonjelo (pronounced or-ON-jel-oh and leh-MON-jel-oh). Yep, you guessed it. After Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. :helpme

tootie 05-04-2004 10:18 PM
Oh yeah, and my grandparent's neighbor is named Richard Head, and YES, everyone calls him Dick. It's even listed in the phone book as Head, Dick.

SureFire 05-04-2004 10:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Boogie3
My son's name is Scorpio
Why would you give you son that name?

neewwman 05-04-2004 10:44 PM
I went to third grade with a kid named Winston Churchill and he was already scarred.


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