:glugglug 50 Hits

Damn you...:1orglaugh

you listened....everyday...if I remember.....ill send you a photo

bigger things to do than radio right now dick stretcher....it was weird the minute you started calling people who know alot more about the gig than you a liar......

keep the views coming kook......I'm here for an hour or so more


you keep posting....you seem to wanto put some spin in your favor.....bring it on turd

my radio show will be back tomorrow if I wanted......how many dick stretchers did you sell today smarty pants......

http://www.fastsize.com/images/img1_01.gif

Something ya really need:)

I've referred alot of business to these guys. Since your feeling so insecure about your position in life and your "Big" things vision ya might wanna make up for your "Short" commings:1orglaugh

600K Uniques per day...

I am still looking for realistic figures...

The Hun Uniques Today for example: 405,920

Your saying Howard Sterns Website gets more traffic Than the Hun on a daily basis?

Cough cough Bullshit.

~2 millions / day:glugglug

AlienQ, please pull the head out of your ass.

Take me up on this ....and put your money where your big mouth is tough guy....you are on a roll right....

how about this tycoon....come down to our office in Downtown Los Angeles and we can

1. log in and show you just to prove a point......

2. Do it on the radio show...that you think was unplugged

3. Price out what we can do to update that circa 1995 web site it looks like you did in 8th grade computer science....

*cough* owned

I am good looking

Or we can take a look at World Sex comming in at
1,253,880 For the day.

600K Still does not add up when put in contrast to websites that are highly affluent in the busiest most sought out material's relating to sex on the internet.

come on down mouth....

:1orglaugh

I'll make you a star

What Data Center?
Fuckit...
I'll go.

Obviously ya seen my site ya got the name and number man.
Call me in the morning.

"Price out what we can do to update that circa 1995 web site it looks like you did in 8th grade computer science...."

Howard Sterns site.
I will be more than glad to price quote a redesign:1orglaugh

Im on a plane to NY tomorrow Let's make it monday when i return...it will be a hoot......


Words cannot express what a fucking retard you are going to like like in just a matter of days.....I beg you to come down here and see what a real operation looks like.

You seem to think I have no clue what i am talking about....i was waaaaay off track when we had to load balance between five monster could run most companies servers......

we have no idea what we are talking about when we have some of the biggest names on the internet dropping jaws at the numbers....

I know lets all believe some 4th rate I have nothing but my jaded opinion because I have to watch other succeed webmaster....
forget the guy I'm calling out has brokered deals with Hustler, Holio< Penthouse, Cybererotica, CyberAge, Club magazine, GM Video, Letal Hardcore, Reel Profits, RJB, Jettis, WebQuest, IGallery,Falcon Foto, Playa Solutions, etc.....

Let us discard the fact we are lining up the first exclusive original 300 titles of party video that gave Joe Francis his start....it has no bearing we have consulted for ABC......we have thrown some of the most memorable parties in the industry.....none of that even matters i am some nobody righ guy.....

you are the one in the drivers seat right.....

all you are doing right now is providing amazing entertainment for some names in the industry that would make you well up who are on their sides laughing right here in my office........

the client gets what the client asks for .....you wouldnt be working from the house still if you figured that one out


oh and its the data center we own hot rod.....not an office with a T-1

a data center....

"we have no idea what we are talking about when we have some of the biggest names on the internet dropping jaws at the numbers...."

If the biggest jaw's are dropping on your claims then it shouldnt be a surprise to you that I am picking up my own jaw on the claim of your numbers.

Don't insult my intelligence, in my due course I have learned that many "Big" named companies are nothing more than a collective of dumbass neophytes.

Set it up for Monday I will have you sit down with Kevin and then I can make you look like a dork and watch you completely ruin yoiurself on the air.......

sounds like fun....you arent hurting me punk......dont you see that all you are doing is making yourself look like a jealous fool.....I would beg of you to stop but you seem to think you are some caped crusader....trust me guy.....you are walking into the lions den....yes I see you used the word neophyte we all think you are a real smarty pants now.....I am sorry some companies do better than you.....it gives you no reason to open your mouth to look like a complete fool.

I said Monday....come down...really!

willing to bet sex.com has more webmaster traffic, ergo more Alexa users

whats up baddog!

Whats there to be Jeolous about?

I can give to fucks who has Howard Stern as a Client, someones goto do it.:1orglaugh

I am just disagreeing with your 600K per day claim.

Don't make the mistake that I would wish to walk in your shoes:1orglaugh

You can have your success *sniff sniff*

and your fancy clients *sniff sniff*

I never liked this biz anyway.......because i really wanted to be Captain USA!!!!

http://shiftyeye.com/images/madness/Captains/chaos.jpg

:1orglaugh

omg i have to stop we are dying over here......:1orglaugh

fucking peeing .....i am here with to guys that have been in this gig for years.....about the time you built that site (LOLOLLOLOLO we had to edit that in sorry) and we have decided we have not had this much fun since the old ynot days......

Says the dude that can't even have a working link in his sig.:1orglaugh

Don't tell us ya forgot how to draw a link to website, ya might make Howard nervous.

good comeback.......:1orglaugh

trust me i do not need a working link to make ends meet Shakespire.....the Shakespire for those ring side has my man splitting on his side!!!!

LOLOLOLOL:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Even better ( Mr. S) gets credit for this ....

why dont you let me run a dick stretcher banner and you can fix that broke ass site:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

idiot

Are you that convinced I am broke man?

same oh, same oh . . . . . I kind of wish this thread had not been started though as I was going to be contacting you about some biz, and now I am afraid the cost just skyrocketed :(

OMG Sleazy we are in tears...you would be having a blast!

Sleazy finally someone bit the bait...

Your a little late here man...

This thread is still going strong I see.

The numbers for uniques seem to be changing in every post. :)

.. not like it really matters. Pretty stupid thing to get worked up about.

for you as a ring side guy just hit me up you have been awesome with our whole crew....let me know and you get the hook up......you know that

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A thread is not a thread without Sleazy's classic "Idiot" post :Graucho

Well see...
These guys think Hits matter.
Then finally drag out 600K uniques perday.

Which is still a crock of shit claim.

dude...really ever been in the parking lot when two kids throw down and one just wont stay down.........

trust me.....you are not winning this....

I think that this is pretty funny . . . . are you implying that porn sites have the highest traffic on the Internet? Just wondering

:1orglaugh exactly!

i think i'm misunderstaning you jim.

600k a week uniques?
that's 80-175K a day - ok - i get that - uniques

but 24,000,000 hits from 600k uniques - that's INCREDIBLY active viewers - HUGLY active. it's 50 page loads per viewer????????


or am i missing something?

All Howard has to say is check out my site new shit on there

and then BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

No sah, thaz not what I am saying.
However...

Howard Stern is of an adult nature often enough and well supposedly this is an adult webmaster board comprised mostly of underage kids that call them selves adult webmasters.
And the occasional disrespectful child mentality power whores...
So to best closely relate Adult traffic comes to mind of course to spark some sorta relative comparison.

the number I posted was hits for a week the 24 million....seriously I would send you a screen snap
the stickyness is crazy.......people are leaving the site and reading an article...MOST articles on the site it would appear and then coming back which accounts for the low number of uniques compared to hits.....I'm not making this shit up bro no kidding....it has blown us all away.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jim your aol on?

Maybe we can talk when you return. I wanted to discuss your encoding and ContentShopper, and I was interested in ad space on the Sterm website. I talked to Stern's guy about advertising on the radio, but apparently this FCC stuff has made them a little leary.

this is true

ok Mark here just corrected me its 500k uniques a week not 600 HUUUUUGE diff

and the number for the week for hits is 24 million....come on down spelling bee and lets see you talk shit to real numbers.......

the number are now in front of me im looking I will be happy to to staple them to your will work for spell check sign

I think we can work that out....did you buy a dick stretcher tonight too?????

:1orglaugh

yeah fire away....

dude...... 8 million is not .5% of 12 billion.

no disrespect jim, i'm just looking at what i see and commenting

i'm not denying the total hits - bandwidth would confirm that. you have no reason to lie there. I believe that totally.

i'm just thinking your system either for counting uniques may be a little skewed or your system for counting total hits is actually counting image loads - an AVERAGE of 50 page views for surfer is enormous and unheard of- but if every image on the page is counted as a page load then a page with 20 images loaded 3 times would look like 50.


i have stats like that on my servers -it's counting every image a gallery loads as a page load cause a gallery has over 20 images on it. makes for enormous numbers but you need to find a stat that says html page loads for a more accurate number of real total hits.

Voila....

Was that so hard?
From 600K a day folks to 500K a week.