Would you accept a Takeout from a stripper? - GoFuckYourself.com

Quotealex · 05-04-2004, 06:39 PM

For those that are not in the know, a takeout is when when a stripper ask you to meet her outside the club. These strippers tend to be money hungry so you know the date going to you a hell of alot more money than other girls...Would you accept a takeout?

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 05-04-2004, 06:41 PM

nope... a stripper who offers a takeout has done it before.... therefore you know its been around... mind as well ask for some STD

psyko514 · 05-04-2004, 06:41 PM

How often do you go to strip clubs dude?
Every second post you make is about strip clubs or strippers.

Blaze · 05-04-2004, 06:42 PM

No way. Most strippers are either skanks, , or fucked up in some other way.

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2004, 06:43 PM

i always offer strippers "take ins" , that means that o offer them the chance to take in my dong in there mouth

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2004, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Blaze
No way. Most strippers are either skanks, , or fucked up in some other way.

All chicks are in general

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2004, 06:45 PM

How do i ask a stripper if she offers take outs?

How much does take outs go for?

Living For Today · 05-04-2004, 06:46 PM

Would never fuck a stripper.

Mikey_219Inc · 05-04-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
How often do you go to strip clubs dude?
Every second post you make is about strip clubs or strippers.

Quotealex · 05-04-2004, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
How do i ask a stripper if she offers take outs?

How much does take outs go for?

You don't ask them, they ask you out. Usually after a few visits and a few dances....

psyko514 · 05-04-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc

I'm not kidding either.

This dude lives in Montreal. It's not hard to get pussy for free unless you're missing your nose or your eyeball is hanging out of the socket.

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
You don't ask them, they ask you out. Usually after a few visits and a few dances....

Can u please give more info on "take outs"

Mikey_219Inc · 05-04-2004, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
I'm not kidding either.

This dude lives in Montreal. It's not hard to get pussy for free unless you're missing your nose or your eyeball is hanging out of the socket.

fuck i got the giggles - too much work. i think it works different in montreal mon ami ... ive been to my share of strip clubs in my life, and they never asked me for a "takeout" ... in fact ive never even heard the term - im assuming its a translation?

To answer the question - you must factor in the amount of drinks you have had, and if you wanna be careful, just grab a lime on the way out - get some lime juice on your hand (on the sly) and when you start fingering her - if she howls, kick her ass out of your car

Pornwolf · 05-04-2004, 06:58 PM

I've never had to pay a stripper for pussy. They always fuck for free.

Quotealex · 05-04-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
I'm not kidding either.

This dude lives in Montreal. It's not hard to get pussy for free unless you're missing your nose or your eyeball is hanging out of the socket.

Lol. It's not about getting free pussy from the average Jane.

Quotealex · 05-04-2004, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
Lol. It's not about getting free pussy from the average Jane.

It's about going to a strip club, preferably an upscale strip club, and bieng offered a takeout. What would you do or say to the stripper?

psyko514 · 05-04-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
It's about going to a strip club, preferably an upscale strip club, and bieng offered a takeout. What would you do or say to the stripper?

I've gone to strip clubs a total of maybe 7 times. I don't talk to the strippers. Usually, I just drink beer. I certainly don't go often enough to know the strippers name, or worse, for them to recognize me and offer me a "take out". And if they did offer it to me, I'd say no.

I don't have to pay for top notch pussy.

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2004, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Can u please give more info on "take outs"

Phoenix · 05-04-2004, 07:13 PM

i would stress that any stripper coming to see me brings some takeout...thai food, or a BLT, im not that picky

Quotealex · 05-04-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Can u please give more info on "take outs"

There not to explain really. It basically comes down to the stripper asking you out for "a date". Money is typically not discuss at first but you just know it is going to cost you

Mikey_219Inc · 05-04-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
There not to explain really. It basically comes down to the stripper asking you out for "a date". Money is typically not discuss at first but you just know it is going to cost you

its going to cost you allright - $100 in penicillin

je crois c'est pas pareil aux etats unis ... il n'y a rien du "takeout"

Hawkeye · 05-04-2004, 07:24 PM

At the ghetto strip clubs in Pomona, the bitches give blowjobs in the VIP room.

Some of them are hot, and don't even ask for an extra tip.

Quotealex · 05-04-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
its going to cost you allright - $100 in penicillin

je crois c'est pas pareil aux etats unis ... il n'y a rien du "takeout"

hehe. j'vois ca

Quotealex · 05-04-2004, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
At the ghetto strip clubs in Pomona, the bitches give blowjobs in the VIP room.

Some of them are hot, and don't even ask for an extra tip.

here also (but off the island) that do that in the booth for about $20 Canadian a song. But that's another topic.

EddiePulp · 05-04-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
i always offer strippers "take ins" , that means that o offer them the chance to take in my dong in there mouth

what is your take_in:take_out ratio ?

Illicit · 05-04-2004, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by EddiePulp
what is your take_in:take_out ratio ?

0:10,000

Quotealex · 05-05-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
0:10,000

Damn, you had that many lap/table dances from strippers!

maxdaname · 05-05-2004, 03:18 PM

Yo, you live in MTL, all the pussy is free!!
It's like an All You Can Eat Pussy Bar...

Rictor · 05-05-2004, 03:22 PM

I'd have to go to strip clubs first. I'd probably pass...sounds like a good way to get robbed by her boyfriend waiting outside.

zzgundamnzz · 05-05-2004, 03:24 PM

Depends on the girl. If she's hot yeah then sure why not...

chowda · 05-05-2004, 03:25 PM

maybe u should ask them to dine at the y? lolol

Ic3m4nZ · 05-05-2004, 03:36 PM

I would never say yes unless it's free. In Montreal and around you can find all kind of clubs and one night stands easily if you work hard so I'd never pay obviously.

Quotealex · 05-05-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Yo, you live in MTL, all the pussy is free!!
It's like an All You Can Eat Pussy Bar...

It isn't about getting free pussy from non-strippers or even paying it from escorts. It is all about being offered a takeout.

boardersweetie · 05-05-2004, 04:57 PM

I made out with my friend who was a stripper once. The guys loved it, we got all kinds of tips.

reynold · 05-05-2004, 05:10 PM

It really depends if the girl is hot or not.

newsdude · 05-06-2004, 12:27 AM

I'd have to think twice if she's offering. There must be something wrong somewhere.

psyko514 · 05-06-2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
It isn't about getting free pussy from non-strippers or even paying it from escorts. It is all about being offered a takeout.

Holy shit. Do you think you're special because they offered you a take out??

They only offered because they know you're a sucker who loves to spend his cash on real strippers.

They're not really interested in you, dude.

stev0 · 05-06-2004, 12:30 AM

i wouldn't touch a stripper with a 10 foot pole...

pure energy · 05-06-2004, 02:16 AM

I won't even think about it!

Mikey_219Inc · 05-06-2004, 03:08 AM

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Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute, no,
you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
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ADL Colin · 05-06-2004, 03:09 AM

Why else would someone go to a strip club if not to get laid?

ADL Colin · 05-06-2004, 03:11 AM

So in what cities are dancers most likely to offer "takeouts"? I find the girls in Miami and Tampa to be really slutty.

Jer · 05-06-2004, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
Holy shit. Do you think you're special because they offered you a take out??

They only offered because they know you're a sucker who loves to spend his cash on real strippers.

They're not really interested in you, dude.

RicardoB · 05-06-2004, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
How often do you go to strip clubs dude?
Every second post you make is about strip clubs or strippers.

He lives there

05-04-2004, 06:39 PM	#1
Quotealex Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Global Digerati Village Posts: 6,265	Would you accept a Takeout from a stripper? For those that are not in the know, a takeout is when when a stripper ask you to meet her outside the club. These strippers tend to be money hungry so you know the date going to you a hell of alot more money than other girls...Would you accept a takeout?

05-04-2004, 06:41 PM	#2
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Blaze Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 298	No way. Most strippers are either skanks, , or fucked up in some other way.

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Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	Would never fuck a stripper.

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Hawkeye Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,291	At the ghetto strip clubs in Pomona, the bitches give blowjobs in the VIP room. Some of them are hot, and don't even ask for an extra tip.

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maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	Yo, you live in MTL, all the pussy is free!! It's like an All You Can Eat Pussy Bar...

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I'd have to go to strip clubs first. I'd probably pass...sounds like a good way to get robbed by her boyfriend waiting outside.

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Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	I would never say yes unless it's free. In Montreal and around you can find all kind of clubs and one night stands easily if you work hard so I'd never pay obviously.

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boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	I made out with my friend who was a stripper once. The guys loved it, we got all kinds of tips.

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ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	So in what cities are dancers most likely to offer "takeouts"? I find the girls in Miami and Tampa to be really slutty. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"