Get Busted In Porn Business

[FunForOne]

Imagine:

Your somewhat new in the porn business, and desire a little bit of privacy.

Then you find yourself standing in line at the bank with a handful of checks. Most of them small and from companies that have a generic "INC." name that can and have been explained away as consulting fees.

Your next in line and the friendly teller who recognizes you and calls you by name to say Good morning XXXXX, I'll be with you in a minute.

Suddenly you realize, one of the checks in your hand is from a porn company that has decided not to hide the name of their company on their checks. Your deposit slip is already filled out!

What do you do?


True Story, believe it or not!

[SetTheWorldonFire]

contact the program owners and ask to change the checks to another name.

[zentz]

i would just cash it out, i dont care

[MattO]

Who gives a rat's ass what the teller thinks? A dude at my bank loves when I give him a Flynt check with Larry's sig stamp on it.

[cspdinc]

if your embarrassed that much to be associated with porn in the real world then your in the wrong bussiness.

Christ, its like these BFs the content girls drag home , next thng you know its I can't do this or I CANT DO THAT, cause BF says "what will people think!" (hes afraid they will think hes a wuss letting "his woman" out to fuck other guys..)

never, I REPEAT NEVER be ashamed of what you do. Its work plain and simple.

god .... I hate bush and company.......

[FunForOne]

You bet it was deposited, not rich here, need all the money in the bank I can get.



Just thought this was funny and probably something most people here went through at one point in time.

[JDog]

I myself, don't really care. Everybody I know, knows that I'm in the porn biz. I could give a shit of who knows! If you're not proud of the industry you're in, get out!

jDoG

[Paul Waters]

Hey,

you never know, the teller may know some nice hotties looking for someone to model for....

[Phoenix]

banks here dont seem to care at all.

[sean416]

ya man, I wouldnt give two shits. If it was really that big of a deal just go to a different branch and that way you wont see anybody you know.

[cool1]

Doesn't matter what name they put on the check as long as my name is there and I can cash it.

[TheJimmy]

a few years back my accountant got a real laugh out of some of the names of the companys....he ESPECIALLY liked rawlikesushi ;)

[Thong Sniper]

i usually deposit at the ATM anyway, but who cares? it's not like you're paying for the porn

[alias]

cash it you pussy

cuz now you're a

[stev0]

yeah, dont be a pussy.. just cash it. Sell porn and be proud

[adjektiv]

Originally posted by cspdinc
if your embarrassed that much to be associated with porn in the real world then your in the wrong bussiness.

Christ, its like these BFs the content girls drag home , next thng you know its I can't do this or I CANT DO THAT, cause BF says "what will people think!" (hes afraid they will think hes a wuss letting "his woman" out to fuck other guys..)

never, I REPEAT NEVER be ashamed of what you do. Its work plain and simple.

god .... I hate bush and company.......

It is all Bush's fault!!!

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I do not really give a fuck what the check say's on it.

The bitch is getting cashed.

[TheFrog]

Doesnt bother me , they can go fuck themselves if they dont like it

[FunForOne]

Originally posted by AlienQ
I do not really give a fuck what the check say's on it.

The bitch is getting cashed.

Agreed!

[Jace]

who gives a fuck, if your doing things right that check is probably more than that girl makes in 6 months....so who cares?

i LOVE it when I go into a bank and the company is a fducked up porn sounding name, and the memo has my affiliate id...

i actually changed my id in one sponsor cause i wanted the memo on the check to say fucknugget

[Oracle Porn]

Originally posted by zentz
i would just cash it out, i dont care

[cosis]

LOL u big pussy, id cash proudly, id even point out the name if they didnt notice

[TheLegacy]

why do you think that porn isnt an honest living?

This goes back to "does your family know?" - mine does as does my friends, I am not ashamed at all and if they dont like what I do then what kind of friend is that????

If the bank doesnt want my money, then I will go to another one - they have no rules as to not cashing checks and guess what????? They can easily find out the sources of those checks - they arent idiots

Tellers are probably jealous of you since one pay cycle is probably more than they see in a year - so lighten up - soon that hottie behind the counter your drooling for will be content.

[Peter Romero]

Originally posted by MattO
Who gives a rat's ass what the teller thinks? A dude at my bank loves when I give him a Flynt check with Larry's sig stamp on it.

What he said. My pharmacist, 2 doctors, and the manager of my bank all asked me to make movies for them that they invest in. And, it makes it real easy for the models to cash thier checks when the tellers at the bank know exactly what I do.

[Observing]

You might as well stop caring now man and be proud of what you do instead. If you plan to be in this business for a long and still think you'll manage to keep it a secret to your bank that you are dealing with porn you are being frightfully naive, and like others said; Who the hell cares?!
I am proud of making a great living off porn and believe me the tellers at your bank would be too if they were making bank (haha?). I know a few tellers at my bank often try to get a hint of how this whole business works, fuck em, cash your checks and go get laid!

[hydro]

money before hoes

[Firehorse]

I would cash it.

[CumSensei]

Wire?

[EviLGuY]

Originally posted by FunForOne
Imagine:

Your somewhat new in the porn business, and desire a little bit of privacy.

Then you find yourself standing in line at the bank with a handful of checks. Most of them small and from companies that have a generic "INC." name that can and have been explained away as consulting fees.

Your next in line and the friendly teller who recognizes you and calls you by name to say Good morning XXXXX, I'll be with you in a minute.

Suddenly you realize, one of the checks in your hand is from a porn company that has decided not to hide the name of their company on their checks. Your deposit slip is already filled out!

What do you do?


True Story, believe it or not!

Quit now.. we are already stocked up on self hating pussies around here.

[zzgundamnzz]

Use the ATM Machine next time to deposit your CHECKS. Plus theres never a line

[Jive]

Originally posted by Observing
You might as well stop caring now man and be proud of what you do instead. If you plan to be in this business for a long and still think you'll manage to keep it a secret to your bank that you are dealing with porn you are being frightfully naive, and like others said; Who the hell cares?!
I am proud of making a great living off porn and believe me the tellers at your bank would be too if they were making bank (haha?). I know a few tellers at my bank often try to get a hint of how this whole business works, fuck em, cash your checks and go get laid!

1) I was shocked to here you actually got a check outta Flynt I didn't know they were still paying?

2) a high 90% of sponsors are shaving the fuck outta the common
webmaster such as myself, so I sold half of my names because of the lack of programs online now adays that are paying the ones that are paying it is very little.

3) this speech you have posted sounds like your a newbie? If you are, watch yourself your earnings might go downhill fairly quickly
this adult/porno biz has certainly made life uncertain theses days if it were a few years ago things would have been different?

"alot of webmasters like myself are trying to get out of the business gradually over time. I'm seeing all the worthless sponsors that are coming out online just to be a shave portal "

*Good Luck* next time you have any checks in your hand from any sponsors! I'll tell you something I live in canada and there isn't one here that plays fairly anymore, they just want
freetraffic but there not getting it from me...

[PetMyKitty]

i get wires!

[besterman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FunForOne
[B]Imagine:



Suddenly you realize, one of the checks in your hand is from a porn company that has decided not to hide the name of their company on their checks. Your deposit slip is already filled out!

What do you do?
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Being discrete is a good thing. I disagree 100% with all this advice in this thread to flaunt your affiliation with adult. It just makes good sense in this business or any other. Privacy is a good thing, boasting and saying more than you have to can get you in trouble, try to constrain your enthusiasm.

That said, the best way to do the check thing is to use generic names. If the company uses an explicit name, ask for direct WIRES. If that is not possible, then use bank by mail which is processed in a very wholesale manner.

[steve90]

I'd cash it anyways. who cares what some person that rembered you from high school thinks. besides that most likely it wont bother them a bit



why do you cash your checks at the teller any ways ? you can fill out an envelope and despite them in the ATM

[Xplicit]

While im not scared to say I work in the adult industry, it still bothers me when companies put their porn names on their checks.

Maybe I just like walking into a bank knowing I can at least pretend to work in a respectable industry.

LOL either way, porn or not, I know the teller wishes they had an account balance like I do

[RicardoB]

Originally posted by zentz
i would just cash it out, i dont care

Correct if it is honest money made who cares what the company is called.

I remember cashing stiffycash cheques.

Loads of fun

[Jive]

Originally posted by PetMyKitty
i get wires!

I can't find a company I can stay long term with seeing most of them are shady and start the shave job pretty quickly these days

it took 4 months for dirtydollar to pay me after he got a few warnings from my lawyer..and I promoted this turkey for 3 years.

he killed the bond between us as busines partners so did other companies like dollarmachine is now nothing more than a 'bubblegum machine' another one that tried to fuck me over after me again promoting them for years. these and alot of other sponsors just are out to fuck you period!..

(( it's like all the xmas tree's are blinking during holiday season with out the presents underneath..))

if you know whois paying fairly now adays post it then I can get my money wired to me too?

[bufferover]

If you want more privacy get the commission earned by sponsors via epassporte or paypal

[FunForOne]

Thanks for all the advice, but it was just really meant to be humorous.

At one point in time most people I believe attempted to keep their affiliations a secret for one reason or another, maybe not privacy, but maybe your weren't quite successful yet. Just thought this might bring fond memories of a similiar situation for some of you. It was just funny, I all at once realized I am about to hand this nice lady a check with a porn company on it, no turning back now.


A lot of you are saying how proud you are to give them that check because it is more than they make in a year.

I agree, if that were the case, I would have a photographer there snapping pictures of me cashing the check Just like the lotto winning ceremony. I would have had the sponser send me a 4' x 6' check like on happy gilmore.

But, this particular case was a check for under $100. I had larger ones, but this one was just from a program I didn't even know I had a check coming. I just grabbed the checks and headed to the bank. I didn't expect the balloons and confeti to fall from the ceiling.

[Herb Kornfield]

I once had a check sent to me for work from a construction firm here in PA called " superior erections" ... the old guy that owned it was totally in the dark about the double meaning til the accountant we had mentioned it to him

[Observing]

Hehe I've been in this business for a little over 2 years and I have only experienced getting paid when GloBill went under. Btw Jive, that post are you sure you wanted to quote me there, I don't promote any larry flynt sites!

[FunForOne]

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
I once had a check sent to me for work from a construction firm here in PA called " superior erections" ... the old guy that owned it was totally in the dark about the double meaning til the accountant we had mentioned it to him

now thats funny. How did that conversation go?

It might be a little different for a guy to cash a check that says superior erection.

[FunForOne]

Of course the check got deposited.


Every here the story of the guy standing over the urinal and starring. All of the sudden he pulls a quater out of his pocket and throws it in.

There was a nickle already in there.

His logic, I'm not going to stick my hand in there for 5 cents but I will for 30 cents!

[bizmak]

just cash in and don't give a fuck what they are thinking

[BlingDaddy]

I cash it and ask the teller if she'd like a better paying job..... LMAO

[jimmyf]

I don't give a fuck, what they call me or who knows what my business in.

[StRoGE]

I gave the teller the whole "internet marketing" excuse when I was 16-18 but now I dont really care. If they ask what the checks are for I just look at them and say "Does it matter?".
Money is money, who gives a fuck