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dougeetx · 05-03-2004, 03:49 PM

Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.".

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even ? nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive.?.

Downtime · 05-03-2004, 03:51 PM

So does the ice-cream truck driver get manslaughter charges?

princess · 05-03-2004, 03:53 PM

LOL! that's a good one..

erehwon · 05-03-2004, 05:02 PM

bizmak · 05-03-2004, 07:04 PM

LOL good one

Illicit · 05-03-2004, 08:06 PM

funny

Furious_Male · 05-03-2004, 08:10 PM

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wdsguy · 05-03-2004, 09:49 PM

reynold · 05-03-2004, 11:55 PM

I was touched at the start of the story... but the ending rocked it! LOL

05-03-2004, 03:49 PM	#1
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