Help with bad neighbor.

[TurboAngel]

Well the neighbor that lives below us has decided to be an asshole. He printed up a letter from the town we live in telling me I had to move my car.


I took the letter up to the Town Hall to ask about it, well the first words out of the clerks mouth was " That's not are letter head".
Then she told me the person who signed it was out of town for the last 2 week's and the signature was fraudulent.



The neighbor was the only person who gave a shit where my car was parked because he wanted to plant a garden where my car was parked.

Anyone have anything good I can do to this guy? I want to make his life as miserable as possible. Any ideas on how I can do this? I would love your input.

[nathan_f]

well the whole signature thing could get them in trouble no?

[TurboAngel]

You would think so but the guy's still on vacation and the cop's didn't seem to care. That's the worst part.

[RedMonkey]

Your still having problems with that neighbor? Been a while. Our assholes of a neighbor moved out last week, that 2 years of hell is gone now. We could always just beat his ass, or even better yet, lets hahahahaha him a fake court summons, for fraudulently, siging and hahahahahahahahaing a city official, thanks to photoshop, its all easy, I used to make diplomas, easy stuff, letters, lol.

[MattO]

Take the oppertunity to salt and dump roundup on that spot, just in case they get to try to plant something there

[TurboAngel]

Well lastnight he came up with the bright idea that his kids should throw tennis ball's at the ceiling. It was sooooo annoying.

[TheFrog]

hahahahaha one back saying "Shut the fuck up" and leave your car there

[ThePornPusher]

Originally posted by TurboAngel
Well lastnight he came up with the bright idea that his kids should throw tennis ball's at the ceiling. It was sooooo annoying.

Never been a better time to blast your favorite cd.

[Illicit]

let him plant his garden, then park you car there again

[TurboAngel]

Well you can bet your bottom dollar he won't have a garden.

[PurrrsianPussyKat]

This isn't going to be the suggestion you want to hear.. but MOVE!

We lived next to a horrible old woman for 2 years. All it did was stress us out. We bought our own home and moved and it's been absolute heaven without that nasty old bitch spitting on our grill and scratching our car. She didn't like it much when we put video cameras up to film her doing those things, but it sure came in handy when we started getting letters from her lawyer saying we were harrassing HER! Started off with how he was going to haul our ass in front of a judge to explain why we like to harrass little old women and then as soon as he heard we had video, he was like, "I'll talk to her and see if I can get her to calm down."

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Originally posted by ajpiii
let him plant his garden, then park you car there again

best idea yet..lol

when they start throwing tennis balls.. just crank up the music and put on some boots and dance...stomp..lol

[bcooter]

I like that Idea, get a 50lb bag of salt, and dump it all over the spot he wants a garden. then run a little water on it, so its not too obvious.

[stevecore]

someone already mentioned salting the spot, but why not just spend the money to pave it over?

are you parking on your front lawn? why does he want to build a garden on your property??

[CrazyNakedChick]

ugh, this is why i moved to the country.

i have to assume you are renting? i would certainly take this up with the landlord especially now that noise has become an issue.

make note of the name of the specific chick you talked to at the Town Hall that said the sig was a fraud, and find out what the landlord has to say about parking spaces (first and foremost).

you never know, the asshole downstairs might have complaints against him from other tenants and they might be looking for enough cause to boot him - nobody wants problem tenants.

hahahahahahahaha everything to the "T", video tape what you can. i would hate to see a post from you about your car being damaged etc.

[torrey]

This is gonna come down to you exposing this person as a fraud to all your neighbors and the official whos signature was forged.

Expose the truth about this little situation, Im sure pissed off neighbor guy will be forced to shut his trap.

[CrazyNakedChick]

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
ugh, this is why i moved to the country.

i have to assume you are renting? i would certainly take this up with the landlord especially now that noise has become an issue.

make note of the name of the specific chick you talked to at the Town Hall that said the sig was a fraud, and find out what the landlord has to say about parking spaces (first and foremost).

you never know, the asshole downstairs might have complaints against him from other tenants and they might be looking for enough cause to boot him - nobody wants problem tenants.

hahahahahaha everything to the "T", video tape what you can. i would hate to see a post from you about your car being damaged etc.

edit: d-o-c-u-m-e-n-t is obviously a banned word, haha.

[malakajoe]

Easy solution. Contact the person whose signature was faked....and then contact the local district attorney.

Illegal to forge signatures, especially government officials.

[dirtyone]

If you really want to ruin his life I would suggest the following...

****

Check your newspaper's police blotter for a major theft that's occurred in his neighborhood. Call the police station from a pay phone. "Hello, I want to make an annonymous call about the theft the othe. Uh, I know who the guy is and he's been stealing ever since I've known him. I'm just starting to feel sorry for the people he's ripping off and want you to stop him but I don't want him to know who I am or he'll beat me up." Sound really whiney and nervous, "His name is *** **** and he lives at ******. He keeps all the stuff he steals either hidden in his closet or hooked up in his room and most of it all still has the serial numbers on them..." You get the idea. The police will want to move in on this horrible criminal and will probably get a search warrant so they can look for evidence.

***

This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.
You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for him. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)
On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to him. After that, call up all the taxicabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping.
Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on his street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on his street at about 9:45 am.
As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that his house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion.

The time-honored tradition of giving him a subscription to every magazine that was ever made. Go to your library and rip out those little subscription cards out of each one. If a librarian asks you what the hell your doing tell her to go piss up a flagpole and continue your task.
Now take this big stack of cards home and fill them all out in his name and send them in. Almost every one of the cards will already have the postage paid for so you won't have to worry about the cost of stamps.
He'll get a couple issues of each magazine until they get pissed off that he's not paying for them and stop his subscription. For a few months after that they'll harrass him about paying for the magazines he ordered but he won't get into any kind of trouble because of it.
Some magazines let you use a credit card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to his address.

***

Just like the police blotter deal, find someone who is a victim of a hit and run. Call the person or the police and make an annonymous report that you were there when it happened and you saw the license plate on the car. Give them his plate number

***

There's a million little tricks you can play on people with those mail forwarding cards you get at the post office. Here are some ideas.
o Forward all of his mail to London, England.
o Forward all of his grandparents mail to his house.
o Forward all of his mail to his place of employment. His boss will get really irked when he starts recieving mail there.
o Forward his best friend's mail to his home.
o Forward his mail to his school.
o Forward his mail to the police station.
o Forward his boss's mail to Asia.

***

Kill his lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect. Try writing words with paint thinner.

[zzgundamnzz]

Plant a forged notice about raising the rent. Put in a professional manner that if he doesn't like it he can leave.

Now he should be pissed.

Make an annonymous phone call at your nearest pay phone about a woman screaming, and loud noises tell them his address.

He's pissed but now he's going to open his door to cops with their guns drawn...

[Newton - XXXAmigoz]

There are a myriad of things to do if you are that way inclined, my personal favourite it to learn the violin, at home of course. I doubt as to whether the Town Hall would appreciate anyone sending out fake letters on their behalf, and taken this up the food chain there, would possibly bring court action on him and make him cease.

[TurboAngel]

I got a call from the landlord and every other word was FUCK, we live on the corner so we have to park 50 feet from the stop sign.

Turboface had his car towed, he was 35 feet from the stop sign. So there isn't anywhere for me to park other than where I am. It cost me $275 to get Turbofaces car out when it got towed so I'm not going to park where they can towe me.

[TurboAngel]

Originally posted by dirtyone
If you really want to ruin his life I would suggest the following...

****

Check your newspaper's police blotter for a major theft that's occurred in his neighborhood. Call the police station from a pay phone. "Hello, I want to make an annonymous call about the theft the othe. Uh, I know who the guy is and he's been stealing ever since I've known him. I'm just starting to feel sorry for the people he's ripping off and want you to stop him but I don't want him to know who I am or he'll beat me up." Sound really whiney and nervous, "His name is *** **** and he lives at ******. He keeps all the stuff he steals either hidden in his closet or hooked up in his room and most of it all still has the serial numbers on them..." You get the idea. The police will want to move in on this horrible criminal and will probably get a search warrant so they can look for evidence.

***
This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.
You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for him. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)
On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to him. After that, call up all the taxicabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping.
Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on his street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on his street at about 9:45 am.
As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that his house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion.

The time-honored tradition of giving him a subscription to every magazine that was ever made. Go to your library and rip out those little subscription cards out of each one. If a librarian asks you what the hell your doing tell her to go piss up a flagpole and continue your task.
Now take this big stack of cards home and fill them all out in his name and send them in. Almost every one of the cards will already have the postage paid for so you won't have to worry about the cost of stamps.
He'll get a couple issues of each magazine until they get pissed off that he's not paying for them and stop his subscription. For a few months after that they'll harrass him about paying for the magazines he ordered but he won't get into any kind of trouble because of it.
Some magazines let you use a credit card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to his address.

***

Just like the police blotter deal, find someone who is a victim of a hit and run. Call the person or the police and make an annonymous report that you were there when it happened and you saw the license plate on the car. Give them his plate number

***

There's a million little tricks you can play on people with those mail forwarding cards you get at the post office. Here are some ideas.
o Forward all of his mail to London, England.
o Forward all of his grandparents mail to his house.
o Forward all of his mail to his place of employment. His boss will get really irked when he starts recieving mail there.
o Forward his best friend's mail to his home.
o Forward his mail to his school.
o Forward his mail to the police station.
o Forward his boss's mail to Asia.

***

Kill his lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect. Try writing words with paint thinner.

Thank you!

[PrivateIvy]

Go find an OLD junker car for real cheap and park it there instead....then build up the hood with landscape timbers and plant some flowers



Ivy

[TurboAngel]

Thank you all for the input. I will be doing everything in this thread to him.

[Jedimaster]

start giving tap dance lessons in your apt

[steve90]

he forged a signature that should be enough to get him in trouble
also the entire letter that he made it to appear it came from city hall. that is also somthing he could get busted for

[steve90]

he forged a signature that should be enough to get him in trouble
also the entire letter that he made it to appear it came from city hall. that is also somthing he could get busted for

[Greg B]

Originally posted by TurboAngel
Well the neighbor that lives below us has decided to be an asshole. He printed up a letter from the town we live in telling me I had to move my car.


I took the letter up to the Town Hall to ask about it, well the first words out of the clerks mouth was " That's not are letter head".
Then she told me the person who signed it was out of town for the last 2 week's and the signature was fraudulent.



The neighbor was the only person who gave a shit where my car was parked because he wanted to plant a garden where my car was parked.

Anyone have anything good I can do to this guy? I want to make his life as miserable as possible. Any ideas on how I can do this? I would love your input.

Oooo! We're talking several felonies here! If you can prove your neighbor was the one that did it. That means prove it, not innuendo. Actually the cops HAVE to investigate.

Same thing happened to me with a tennant. She figuredshe'd fake the judge's signature on a court hahahahahahahaha. She got busted and got 6 years minimum. Now she's a broken wreck of a piece of shit. No one will hire her when she gets out and she's just plain fucked. You run into people like that now and then. Give em' enough rope is what I say.

Take the hahahahahahahaha, contact an attorney and follow through. This is a serious issue and it has to be addressed immediately. If the authorities don't move their asses they can be hit hard with several investigations and possible lawsuits as well.

Faking a court hahahahahahahaha is often serious shit. It depends on which hahahahahahahaha and how it was done.

Like I says, get an attorney asap so that 'you' won't be charged with faking that he faked a hahahahahahahaha. Have the attorney file the necessary motions to get the problem resolved. It's better than even money this jerk has a long history of fucked up behavior and if it's discovered that he does, it's his ass. He could end up doing jail/prison time and losing his kids to the court or spouse as well as having to pay you for various stress and rights infringement platforms.

Fuck him. He started the shit, you finish the shit.

[crockett]

wait till he leaves to go to work or what ever it is he dose... Then put some super glue in his locks.. should piss him off for awhile

[Greg B]

Yep, the official whose signature he forged can sue his balls off too.

You and the official should sit down and together sue this guy so hard he won't see a dime til his next life.

The clerks at the office can sue too as he made their lives miserable by making it look like they fucked up.

Pull a train on this piece of shit. If you need some help email/ICQ me.

If worse comes to worse use my favorite weapon in the meantime:

Yoko Ono music.

Get a CD of her album she made after John Lennon died which is the worst sounding shit ever created by mankind. Turn that shit on with no bass and max the treble. It would run rats out of a cheese factory.

If you have children make sure they're out of the room. It might stunt their growth.

[RicardoB]

This thread is officialy bookmarked.

I got some great ideas out of this for somebody on my hitlist

Thx guys ya made my weekend

[Napolean]

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