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Old 05-01-2004, 08:11 PM   #1
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Alright, some of you may know that I'm temporarily located in Hungary and that I'm staying at a hostel...

Anyway, tonight I went out, together with some American 'kids'. We had a great time, went to a kick-ass club, I promised them to get them laid, anything having to do with getting laid being off-limits for me, as my better half is waiting for me at home. So, I showed the kids around, got'em drunk, showed them to a club, got'em on the dance floor... Finally, there were all these chicks ( you know Hungarian chicks are hot, don't ya?) rubbing their asses against their dicks, the works, anything that any 'normal' guy would understand as an invite to 'fuck me!' Anyhow, they ended up with all those chicks not being 'their type', while I was so pissed off at them, I was ready to wring their necks... I can understand ugly chicks not being their type, but these were fucking hot! Tonight, for the first time in a long while, I wished I wasn't married, so I could show them how you hook up with a hot chick... Not that it would've been hard in this particular situation, but still... I just can't believe they passed up an opportunity like that!!! And yes, I'm still pissed, it's just against male nature to do what they did!
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:13 PM   #2
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If they went dancing they are gay so of course chicks aren't their type.
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:15 PM   #3
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If they went dancing they are gay so of course chicks aren't their type.
Let me guess: you're a moron, right?
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:15 PM   #4
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dancing is the poor mans way of getting pussy
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:17 PM   #5
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dancing is the poor mans way of getting pussy
Let me guess: you're another moron, right?
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:19 PM   #6
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yes!
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:21 PM   #7
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yes!
There's a lot of virtue in being able to admit your shortcomings.
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:22 PM   #8
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Let me guess - your'e a flaming cocksmoker, right? Face it, any man that dances is a homosexual.
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:23 PM   #9
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Let me guess - your'e a flaming cocksmoker, right? Face it, any man that dances is a homosexual.
Thank you for proving my point.
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I think you are pissed because you couldn't fuck!
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Thank you for proving my point.
You're the one that is dancing with men that refuse pussy, not me. If that isn't gay then I don't know what is.
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now for the serious question.... give me one good reason for a guy to dance unless hes trying to get pussy....... to look cool?
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:31 PM   #14
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hostels are fun... the boys are so easy....
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I think you are pissed because you couldn't fuck!
You know, any reply from you isn't even worth being dignified with an answer. So, keep thinking, hope you can do that.
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:33 PM   #16
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You're the one that is dancing with men that refuse pussy, not me. If that isn't gay then I don't know what is.
Hate to admit it, but I think you have a point there.
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