You Know What Would Be Really Cool?

[Buff]

I think it would be really cool if, when I got angry, a blue ball of energy would begin swirling around my right fist and I could punch someone/something, or aim at someone/something, and just blast the shit out of him/her/it like a shotgun going off point blank. When I hit people in the chest as things stand (heart-punching them, I call it), sure I knock the wind out of them, but I don't propel them backwards through the air 30 feet with a thunderclap explosion of blue energy. I should have this power. It's really not too much to ask. Sometimes I concentrate really hard and visualize the blue energy forming around my clenched fist, but when I open my eyes -- well, it just doesn't materialize.

If I had this ability, I assure you I would use it to serve my own selfish purposes; and I mean to tell you that I would abuse this power to no end. Here's an example of how I visualize the exercise of this power might transpire:

Let's just say I'm chilling with some friends in a bar and some guy walks by and accidently bumps into me. Since I don't budge when he makes contact, he takes the full force of the collision. He probably doesn't like that, so he tells me, "Watch it, buddy, or you'll get hurt."

At this point, I put a bland, bored expression on my face and reply, "Please. I would cripple your candy ass, you fucking git. Now move along, because I'm talking to my friends here."

And so he'd probably say something else which I would sneer at, and then I would tell him to check himself before he wrecks himself. He'd probably start getting all swelled-chested and tell me something using foul language, at which point I'd explain that he's the illegitimate child of the union of two lesser-developed primates, obviously siblings, that his female parent was rarther promiscuous and liked sailors, that his sister liked it in the ass when all my friends and I gang-banged her, and that his boyfriend was getting nervous because I look really dangerous.

At which point, hopefull, he would take a swing at me.

So I uppercut him with a blazing blue-energy uppercut and there's this loud "KABLOOIE!" and he is lifted off his feet and flies backwards, crashing through a table or something.

Did you visualize that?
Pretty cool, huh?

Now that I think about it, the blue energy should also act like electricity upon contact with a foreign body if I want it to, such that his hair would fry a little bit and stand straight up after I hit him. Not so much current as to electrocute someone, but enough to shock the crap out of him. And it should be kind of a metallic blue color, not too bright, except when I focus it, at which point it gets blindingly bright. And I should probable roar or something when the blue energy ball is forming around my fist.

[strats]

in 2000, after sleeping for 30 minute increments once a week, (no drugs) I experienced some pretty odd phonemonea, (definetly of which cant be reproduced intentionally) which include generating huge amounts of electricity. I would be doing something and touch a piece of metal that was agrounded and zap ! boom! zzzzzt

Its possiby, very unlikely for a normal person on earth to have those powers. heres a picture of a woman with this type of power (and trust me, no normal people are allowed to have this, only 'leet').

[Buff]

I get the same thing everytime I go to Vegas.

[SS396chevelleSS]

Originally posted by Buff
I get the same thing everytime I go to Vegas.

Herpes?

[ocho-ocho]

hope i have some powers too...to get in another place in just
one BLINK, and hopefully to be in VEGAS where u guys usually
go...but ohh, im on the other side of the world! hope to have a power to get US Visa or any from the other side of the world

[DR_PHIL]

i would like to have gas like that

[Buff]

Originally posted by DR_PHIL
i would like to have gas like that

Do you run Desert Combat on that dedicated server?