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Col!n · 04-30-2004, 04:52 PM

Douglas Aigen
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the fat, crack smoking, stinky bastard

1. Born and raised in Suffern, NY
2. Never had children or a wife (likes to tell people he did and that they were killed by a drunk driver)
3. His family is afraid of him
4. Worked off and on as a trucker and a house painter
5. Experienced at driving tractor trailers
6. May suffer from depression
7. Police say he has a crack habit and must steal to survive
8. Has gained weight since going on the run
9. Has bad body odor problems
10. Likes to attend AA meetings, but is not an alcoholic
11. Likes to eat ice-cream
12. May be seeking odd jobs
13. Camera shy
14. Has poor hygiene
15. Wears sweat pants because he can't fit into pants
16. Is completely bald, even on the sides
17. May have a goatee
18. Always wears a Michigan baseball cap backwards
19. Works hard during the week, disappears on the weekends
20. Likes to eat a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter in one sitting
21. Cops say that when he smokes crack, he gets very paranoid
22. May be seeking sympathy, telling lies about his family being killed and that he's an orphan from OK
23. Likes to watch comedy movies, his favorite movie is "Me, Myself & Irene"
24. Has an enzyme problem that he sometimes has to go to the hospital for
25. May be traveling to West Palm Beach, FL (specifically Riviera Beach)

04-30-2004, 04:52 PM	#1
Col!n Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 63	Ha they caught Douglas Aigen Douglas Aigen <img src="http://amw.com/site/thisweek/A/AigenDouglas/img6.jpg"> <br> the fat, crack smoking, stinky bastard 1. Born and raised in Suffern, NY 2. Never had children or a wife (likes to tell people he did and that they were killed by a drunk driver) 3. His family is afraid of him 4. Worked off and on as a trucker and a house painter 5. Experienced at driving tractor trailers 6. May suffer from depression 7. Police say he has a crack habit and must steal to survive 8. Has gained weight since going on the run 9. Has bad body odor problems 10. Likes to attend AA meetings, but is not an alcoholic 11. Likes to eat ice-cream 12. May be seeking odd jobs 13. Camera shy 14. Has poor hygiene 15. Wears sweat pants because he can't fit into pants 16. Is completely bald, even on the sides 17. May have a goatee 18. Always wears a Michigan baseball cap backwards 19. Works hard during the week, disappears on the weekends 20. Likes to eat a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter in one sitting 21. Cops say that when he smokes crack, he gets very paranoid 22. May be seeking sympathy, telling lies about his family being killed and that he's an orphan from OK 23. Likes to watch comedy movies, his favorite movie is "Me, Myself & Irene" 24. Has an enzyme problem that he sometimes has to go to the hospital for 25. May be traveling to West Palm Beach, FL (specifically Riviera Beach) __________________ <font color="orange">- <font color="white">SEARCH ENGINE TRAFFIC<font color="orange"> - <font color="white">-- <font color="orange">Many Niches Available <font color="orange">-- <font color="white">Contact: <font color="yellow" size="-2" face="verdana"> [email protected]