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04-30-2004, 09:56 AM
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Haters & Trolls SUCK!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 9,275
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Female Masturbation Synonyms
Found these - thought they were funny - discuss:
PS: Happy 2000 posts for me! --------------- 3 Point Shot A night in with the girls Airing the orchid Applying lip gloss Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Automatic pilot Banging the box Bashing the gash Basting the tuna Basting your turkey Bathing the kitty Beating around the bush Beating the Beaver Brushing the beaver Brushing your afro Buffing the bead Buffing the Weasel Burying the knuckle Butterin' the muffin Buttering your bagel Carpet bumping Cat got tongue Checking for depth Checking for squirrels Checking for the jackpot Checking my oil Checking the foxhole Checking the muffler Checking the oil Checking the pulse Checking the status of the I/O port Circling the knoll Clam bake for one Cleaning between the camel's toes Cleaning my fur coat Cleaning the kitchen Cleaning your fingers Clit-o-Rama Clitters Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Coaxing the turtle out of her shell Coming into your own Copping a clam Creamin' Creamin' the pie hahahaha cuddling hahahaha rubbing Defrosting the freezer Dialing the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging a trench Digging for gold Digging for my keys Digging in Digging the cream Digitizing Dipping Dipping for ice cream Diving for pearls Diving for pennies Doing my nails Doing something for my chapped lips Doing the sweet slide Doing the two-finger slot rumba Doing the two-finger ballet Doing the two-finger salute Doing your nails Doodling the noodle Double knuckling Double-clicking your mouse Dousing the digits Draining your tuna Drilling for fish Drilling for oil Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists) Drinking from the furry cup Driving Ms. Daisy Dunking your doughnut Dusting the endtable Engaging in safe sex Entering the forest Entering the ring of fire Erasing the problem Excavating the Tunnel of Love Exploring the bush Fanning the fur Feeding the bearded clam Feeding the cat Feeding the pony Feeding your slot Feeling your funnel Fiddling the bean Filling the pink taco Filling your niche Finding yourself Finger bang Finger blasting Finger dipping Finger fucking Finger pie Finger-pole the hole Fingerbating Fingering Fingering something out Fingerpainting Finishing the job Fishing Fishing for cumpliments Fishing for mackerel Flash flood Flickin' the bean Flicking the switch Flicking the tic tac Flipping the light switch repeatedly Flitting your clit Flossing the cat Fluffing the kitty Fluffing the muff Frigging Fucking without complications Gagging my meat hole Gagging the clam Gagging the lips of love Genital manipulation Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion Getting a date with slick mittens Getting a lube job Getting a stain out of my carpet Getting a stinky pinky Getting mud for my turtle Getting the last pickle out of the jar Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster Getting to know yourself Gilding the lily Going around the corner Going deep sea diving Going fishing Going mining Going solo Going to and from the Batcave Greasing your hips Gristle rub Groping the grotto Gusset typing Hand tossing the tuna salad Harpooning your tang Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers Having ladyfingers and cream Having sex with someone you love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to heaven Hitchhiking under the Big Top Hitting the slit Hitting the spot Honing the stone Hula-hooping Indoor fishing Itching the ditch Jabberwocking Jennying off Jiggling your jenny Jilling off JocelynEldering Jostling the Elder Juicing it up Juicing Lucy Killing off Letting your fingers do the walking Levy break limbo Licking my lips (for us contortionists) "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)" Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat Making a mini Eiffel Tower Making kitty purr Making my lips swell Making soup Making the little man sing Making your own gravy Manual override Menage a moi Mistressbate Muffin buffin' Nail polish remover Nulling the void Nursing a hatchet wound Opening the bottom drawer Paddling the finger canoe Paddling the pink canoe Pampering the pussy Parting my meat curtain Parting the Red Sea Patting the panky Pearl fishing Peeling the peach Perusing the Yellow Pages Petting Snoopy Petting the kitty Petting the little man in the canoe Petting the petunia Petting the pussy Petting the pussy cat Petting your bunny Petting your kitty Playing couch hockey for one Playing on the cricket green Playing poker Playing solitaire Playing the banjo Playing the beaver Playing the box Playing the clitar Playing the hairy guitar Playing the little Dutch boy Playing the silent trombone Playing the slots Playing with the man in the boat Playing with your pineapple Pluggin the leak Plunging the drain Plunging the happy hole Pokin' the pucker Poking the pudding Polishing the nugget Polishing the peanut Polishing the wedding ring Polishing your pearl Preheating the oven Priming the pump "Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)" Pushing the button Pussy poking Pussy soccer Putting out the fire Putting the dot in .org Reading braille Reading the map of Tazmania Ride the glide until the tide Riding the bed post Riding the cotton pony Riding the unicycle Riding the waterslide Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon Ringing your bell Rocking the boat Rollin the ol' bean Rolling the dough Rolling the marble Romancing thy own Rubbin Hood Rubbin' the nubbin Rubbing the donut Rubbing the red pussycat Rubbing the stub Salting the beef curtains Scoring the hoop Scraping the cheese off the taco Scratching the patch Scratching where it itches "Searching for Ms. ""G""" Seasoning your fish Secret vice Sending Muffin Morse Code Sexercising Shaking hands with Mr. Paul Shaking the dew off the lily Shebopping Shining the diamond Shooting hoops Shooting the rapids Shucking the fresh water clam Shucking the oyster Slappin' the crack Slapping slit Slapping Susie Slapping the flap Slapping the mackerel Slapping the meat curtain Slapping the skunk guts Slicing pie Sliding down the chute Sliding into home Slob the knob Snatching Soaking in Palmolive Soaking the whisker biscuit Softening the peach Spanking the spot Spanking your puppy on the nose Spearing the bearded clam Spelunking Spelunking in the hairy caves Spelunking in the mystery cave Splashing in the sea Squeezing the peach Steaming the oyster Sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm Stiffening my upper lip Stinky pinky Stirring it up Stirring the honey pot Stirring the pudding Stirring the sauce Stirring the soup Stoking the furnace Stroking the box Strumming Strumming the banjo Strumming the big open C Surfing the channel Surfing the Slippery Sea Surfing the web Sweeping the chimney Swimming in the crimson lake Swimming in the Pu-Tang River Swimming in the Red Sea Takin' it to tuna town Taking a dip Taking a dip in the lake Taking advantage of yourself Taking the German u-boat into port Tapping the tuna Teasing the kitty Teasing the little man in the canoe Teasing the tuna Teasing the tuna taco Tending your own garden Testing the plumbing Testing your waters The disappearing finger trick The girly gusher The magical disappearing finger trick The ole feel n' squeal The other monthly visitor The two-fingered tango The virgin's release Tickling the kitty Tickling the pearl Tickling the taco Tickling your fancy Tiptoe through the TwoLips Toggling the bit Tossing the pink salad Touching your tigeress Touching your tuna Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island) Tracing the vertical smile Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Twiddling your twat Twinkling the little star Twirlin' the pearl Two-finger taco tango Two-finger typing Unclogging the drain Visiting Niagra Falls Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons Visiting your safety deposit box Wading in the Bermuda Triangle Walking Downtown Washing my hands Washing your fingers Waxing the canoe Waxing the milk duds Weaving the carpet Whipping your cream Whipping your nest White knuckling Working in the garden Working out at the Y Wrinkling fingers |
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04-30-2004, 09:59 AM
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
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most of those werent made up by woman..thats for sure
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04-30-2004, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I can see the Ocean from here...
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