FLASHCA$H Hal in Tijuana Jail (pic)

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  • Halcyon
    Spread The Pink!
    • Dec 2002
    • 8609

    #1

    FLASHCA$H Hal in Tijuana Jail (pic)

    Welll, not exactly. But I wanted to share this excerpt and pic from the next FLASHCA$H Toolkit:

    I am in San Diego for the Cybernet Expo.

    Well, Actually, I?m in Tijuana.
    Or, more accurately, in a Tijuana jail.

    Its not so bad, actually.
    At first I was scared, but ever since I became Carlos? bitch, the other inmates pretty much leave me alone. I get all the cigarettes I want and even the guards give me my space. Sure, Carlos can be rough on the outside, but beneath that 392 lb exterior is a big old teddy bear. He treats me right and always says things to make me feel pretty. He calls me his ?rosa bonita.?
    *swoon*
    Alas, they are supposed to let me out in a few minutes. That means I?ll be able to get back to the Cybernet Expo and share a drink or two with all the cool adult webmaster folks. If you see me, say hello! Just don?t mention Carlos?it?s too soon?and my heart just hurts too much.


    full newsletter:
    http://www.pornposse.com/flashcash/toolkits/92.htm


    See many of you at the show!
    HAL on TEDx:
  • bringer
    i have man boobies
    • Jul 2003
    • 13082

    #2
    cover your stink hole
    that guy is looking at you funny
    333-765-551

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    • FilthyRob
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 6741

      #3
      It was nice meeting you at the Wegcash party a couple of weeks ago. I will say hi when I see you this week.

      FilthyRob
      AKA - Clubsexy

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      • CDSmith
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Looks like that guy has his pecker wrapped up in a magazine just like a big cigarette and wants you to smoke it.
        Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

        ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

        Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
        ICQ me at: 31024634

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        • Halcyon
          Spread The Pink!
          • Dec 2002
          • 8609

          #5
          Originally posted by FilthyRob
          It was nice meeting you at the Wegcash party a couple of weeks ago. I will say hi when I see you this week.

          FilthyRob
          Excellent! See you soon!
          HAL on TEDx:

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Hey meester..you have a tight sphincter?

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            • trogdor
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 817

              #7
              does your asshole hurt rite now?

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              • Halcyon
                Spread The Pink!
                • Dec 2002
                • 8609

                #8
                Originally posted by trogdor
                does your asshole hurt rite now?
                No, Carlos was very gentle.
                HAL on TEDx:

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                • TweetyBird
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8532

                  #9
                  Originally posted by spunky1
                  Hey meester..you have a tight sphincter?
                  sig for sale.
                  ICQ :338213644

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                  • CDSmith
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2001
                    • 51460

                    #10
                    Man those eyebrows of yours are freakin me out man.
                    Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                    ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                    Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                    ICQ me at: 31024634

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                    • reynold
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 51271

                      #11
                      How many friends/lovers have you made so far?

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                      • Halcyon
                        Spread The Pink!
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 8609

                        #12
                        Originally posted by reynold
                        How many friends/lovers have you made so far?
                        In prison? Just Carlos.

                        In the world? I would have to express number as a percentage of the whole.
                        HAL on TEDx:

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                        • hova
                          Traffillionaire
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22430

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bringer
                          cover your stink hole
                          that guy is looking at you funny
                          hehe
                          http://traffillions.com/

                          Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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                          • Halcyon
                            Spread The Pink!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 8609

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bringer

                            that guy is looking at you funny
                            Funny? You obviously don't recognize the gaze of love.



                            "Why do birds sing so gay, lovers await the jail break of day..."
                            HAL on TEDx:

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