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Old 04-28-2004, 01:25 PM   #1
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what is canada known for?

hey canadians, can u help me out.

gotta do a art project about canada and make up a unit of currency. so can you tell me some of the things that canada is popular for
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3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

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10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure
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Old 04-28-2004, 01:36 PM   #17
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We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios :P
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11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure

SSSSSssssshhhhhhhhh don't tell them about that... most don't know that. They don't teach that in the schools... Anyway I see they have rebuilt it... it looks very nice...
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i remember last year the King of BC or Vancouver or something (King or Lord or Duke or President or whatever the hell it is they have there), whos whole platform was based on being a hard ass strictly against drunk driving, etc, and blah blah blah, came to Maui on vacation and promptly got tossed in the drunk tank for DUI..... lol
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SSSSSssssshhhhhhhhh don't tell them about that... most don't know that. They don't teach that in the schools... Anyway I see they have rebuilt it... it looks very nice...
my bad :P back to work lol
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one of my favs is if ur going over seas travel agents tell you to wear the canadian flag on your backpack even if your american :P
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King of BC or Vancouver or something (King or Lord or Duke or President or whatever the hell it is they have there),
Its the Prince of BC actually... get your facts straight
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a few actors here and there as well :P

Alex Trebek
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poutine

the "Canadian arm" --- robotic arm on the space shuttle

Terre des Hommes in Montreal (is it still there?)

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Okanagan & Niagra fruit, and thus our wines from those regions

Crown Royal -- the nectar of the gods doth flow through Canada :D
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so can you tell me some of the things that canada is popular for
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Canadians consume more Kraft Dinner (aka Kraft Macaroni & Cheese) per capita than any other nationality on earth

just found that one... lol
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a few actors here and there as well :P

Alex Trebek
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Jim Carey
John Candy
Keanu Reeves
Leslie Nielson
Martin Short
Michael J Fox
Mike Myers
Neve Campbell
Pamela Anderson
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Fries with cheese and gravy It's really good but has some serious health risks involved in eating it
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wtf is poutine
Believe it or not, it is

French fries
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Some people substitute the cheese curds for mozza cheese.



Might sound gross to some, but it isn't. Actually pretty good.
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I'm paying $11.50 a PACK down at the 7-11 these days
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i remember they have very expensive cigarettes too
yeah.. but our smokes are stronger... your marlbor reds are like our du maurier lights lol
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just had one for lunch!
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I'm paying $11.50 a PACK down at the 7-11 these days
8.00-8.25 here... for a 25 pack

none of those american small packs :P
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yeah.. but our smokes are stronger... your marlbor reds are like our du maurier lights lol
Oh yeah and we sell 25 in a pack insted of 20
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yeah.. but our smokes are stronger... your marlbor reds are like our du maurier lights lol
not so sure that's a good thing.... I smoke Marb Ultra Lights, and I wouldn't smoke those if I could quit. The last thing I need or want is a stronger cigarette.
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"We invented the Zamboni!" Frank Zamboni was an Italian American living in, get this, SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA when he invented his famous ice resurfacing machine. Zambonis are made in his original Southern Californian factory to this day.


"We invented Basketball!" Actually the Mayans invented
Basketball over 1000 years ago. In their version of the game, the losers were BEHEADED. I am, of course, completely in favor of reviving this noble tradition in basketball. It would make it a far more honorable game than the cocaine-snorting hooker-fucking steroid-shooting money-grubbing shoe-endorsing crap that it has become, and no doubt, the TV ratings would eclipse the second coming of Christ at Britney Spears' live nude Half-time Show at the Superbowl where she has steamy lesbian sex with her own clone.


"We invented Baseball!" Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. You invented the padded baseball GLOVE. Using your logic, Professional Skateboarder Mike McGill did the first aerial 540 on a skateboard. Hence, Mike McGill invented the skateboard.


"We invented Five Pin Bowling!" Just because you couldn't afford all ten pins doesn't mean you INVENTED something.


"We invented Lacrosse!" If, by "invented," you mean "Stole from the Native Americans, who had been playing it for centuries before Europeans ever set foot in North America," then, sure! I guess you DID "invent" it.


"We invented Short Wave Radio" NO YOU DIDN'T. It was invented by an Italian named Guglielmo Marconi. Can you hear me now? Good.


"We invented Insulin!" How the hell can you say you invented something that the body produces naturally? Last time I checked, insulin was invented by the pancreas.


"We invented Velcro!" NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. It was invented by a Swiss guy named George de Mestral. Yes, yes. Of course, I'm sure Canadians invented the wheel, the internal combustion engine, the microchip, fire, the everlasting gobstopper, the sun, the moon and the stars.


"We invented the Telephone! Bell lived in Ontario in 1874 when he invented it." Alexander Graham Bell was born in Scotland, then moved to England, and later lived in Canada for LESS THAN ONE YEAR before moving to Boston - IN 1871. He was living in Boston for three whole years before the date that Canadians claim he invented the telephone in Canada. But let's slow down for a second. Bell DIDN'T INVENT the TELEPHONE. He merely STOLE the designs of Antonio Meucci, who was from Florence, Italy and invented the first telephone while living in Havana, Cuba in 1849. So BZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!


"We invented Cable TV!" NOPE It was invented in 1948 in Johnstown, Pennsylvania by John Walson to get TV to secluded houses in the mountains. Did the CBC tell you Cable was invented in Canada or something? Read 1984, please.


"We invented the ZIPPER!" So this is what it all boils down to. No wonder you're so proud. I definitely wouldn't want to live in a non-zipper inventing country. I mean... A guy's got to have standards, right? Oh! But Wait! I DO live in a zipper inventing country! The zipper was invented by the inventor of the sewing machine, Elias Howe, who was from Massachusetts, and it was further developed by Whitcomb Judson who was from Chicago. It was improved later by a Swede named Gideon Sundback. Oh well. I guess that's another Canadian claim to fame tossed in the fire.


"We invented Penicillin!" BZZZZT! BZZZZZT! BZZZZZZZZT! Sir Alexander Fleming was from the UK. Seriously.... why are you all such pathological liars? Do you think that telling people that your country invented the first antibiotic will help you score or something? Don't you have any REAL accomplishments? "Uhhh. Yes, we do! And uhh.... I drive a Porsche and I'm a Millionaire!"
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