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Old 04-28-2004, 02:05 PM   #51
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8.00-8.25 here... for a 25 pack

none of those american small packs :P
See now $8 a pack I could live with... at $11.50 I'm SERIOUSLY thinking about quitting... also Manitoba's no smoking anywhere law really sucks balls... not even in bars
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:06 PM   #52
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not so sure that's a good thing.... I smoke Marb Ultra Lights, and I wouldn't smoke those if I could quit. The last thing I need or want is a stronger cigarette.
so true.. i barley smoke but ajs down to almost 1 1/2 packs a day of the lights... big cut down for him..
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Old 04-28-2004, 02:07 PM   #53
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I am just posting this uncommon knowledge Just so you know I love canada


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"We invented the Zamboni!" Frank Zamboni was an Italian American living in, get this, SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA when he invented his famous ice resurfacing machine. Zambonis are made in his original Southern Californian factory to this day.


"We invented Basketball!" Actually the Mayans invented
Basketball over 1000 years ago. In their version of the game, the losers were BEHEADED. I am, of course, completely in favor of reviving this noble tradition in basketball. It would make it a far more honorable game than the cocaine-snorting hooker-fucking steroid-shooting money-grubbing shoe-endorsing crap that it has become, and no doubt, the TV ratings would eclipse the second coming of Christ at Britney Spears' live nude Half-time Show at the Superbowl where she has steamy lesbian sex with her own clone.


"We invented Baseball!" Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. You invented the padded baseball GLOVE. Using your logic, Professional Skateboarder Mike McGill did the first aerial 540 on a skateboard. Hence, Mike McGill invented the skateboard.


"We invented Five Pin Bowling!" Just because you couldn't afford all ten pins doesn't mean you INVENTED something.


"We invented Lacrosse!" If, by "invented," you mean "Stole from the Native Americans, who had been playing it for centuries before Europeans ever set foot in North America," then, sure! I guess you DID "invent" it.


"We invented Short Wave Radio" NO YOU DIDN'T. It was invented by an Italian named Guglielmo Marconi. Can you hear me now? Good.


"We invented Insulin!" How the hell can you say you invented something that the body produces naturally? Last time I checked, insulin was invented by the pancreas.


"We invented Velcro!" NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. It was invented by a Swiss guy named George de Mestral. Yes, yes. Of course, I'm sure Canadians invented the wheel, the internal combustion engine, the microchip, fire, the everlasting gobstopper, the sun, the moon and the stars.


"We invented the Telephone! Bell lived in Ontario in 1874 when he invented it." Alexander Graham Bell was born in Scotland, then moved to England, and later lived in Canada for LESS THAN ONE YEAR before moving to Boston - IN 1871. He was living in Boston for three whole years before the date that Canadians claim he invented the telephone in Canada. But let's slow down for a second. Bell DIDN'T INVENT the TELEPHONE. He merely STOLE the designs of Antonio Meucci, who was from Florence, Italy and invented the first telephone while living in Havana, Cuba in 1849. So BZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!


"We invented Cable TV!" NOPE It was invented in 1948 in Johnstown, Pennsylvania by John Walson to get TV to secluded houses in the mountains. Did the CBC tell you Cable was invented in Canada or something? Read 1984, please.


"We invented the ZIPPER!" So this is what it all boils down to. No wonder you're so proud. I definitely wouldn't want to live in a non-zipper inventing country. I mean... A guy's got to have standards, right? Oh! But Wait! I DO live in a zipper inventing country! The zipper was invented by the inventor of the sewing machine, Elias Howe, who was from Massachusetts, and it was further developed by Whitcomb Judson who was from Chicago. It was improved later by a Swede named Gideon Sundback. Oh well. I guess that's another Canadian claim to fame tossed in the fire.


"We invented Penicillin!" BZZZZT! BZZZZZT! BZZZZZZZZT! Sir Alexander Fleming was from the UK. Seriously.... why are you all such pathological liars? Do you think that telling people that your country invented the first antibiotic will help you score or something? Don't you have any REAL accomplishments? "Uhhh. Yes, we do! And uhh.... I drive a Porsche and I'm a Millionaire!"



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Old 04-28-2004, 02:08 PM   #54
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How about we DON'T about inder instead of idea
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Tanker, I believe the correct word they were going for with regard to insulin was "discovered", not invented. Hey, someone had to discover it, and develop it into something useful right? And I believe much of it comes from pigs rather than humans, that too had to be developed into a useable technique. All Canadians.


Other than that, your list is pretty much spot-on.

Then again, many US "inventors" actually came from Europe as well, so the same argument could be applied as well.



Give us the zamboni and we'll give you Graham Bell. Deal?
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Dude, you smoking some strong Canadian cigs today or what?
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LOL dont worry I love canada shit this winter was fun I got to learn all about hockey and Molsen and those awesome I am canadian commercials

canadian tire

Harveys is the best hamburger on the planet ( in a fast food place )

and Tim Hortons


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Old 04-28-2004, 02:29 PM   #60
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SSSSSssssshhhhhhhhh don't tell them about that... most don't know that. They don't teach that in the schools... Anyway I see they have rebuilt it... it looks very nice...

Again I am just fucking around I love you guys



"We burned down the White House during the War of 1812, and Americans couldn't even get close to Ottawa!" Check that date again? That's right. You haven't found anything else to shove in our faces in nearly TWO HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS. And let's get something straight. It wasn't EVEN the Canadians that burned the White House. It was the British. The Canadians fought alongside the British in the War of 1812, but it wasn't them who burned the White House. If you look anywhere online (other than an Anti-USA Canadian comebacks page) it ALWAYS says the British did it. And NO, being a British Colony doesn't make you British. As you're so fond of reminding the whole world every chance you get, "I am Canadian, Eh!" So, Canadian, no bragging rights for British accomplishments. That's like someone winning the Nobel Prize and having his CAT take credit for it. While you're digesting the fact that you can't take credit for burning down A particular building, consider the fact that WE BURNED THE WHOLE CITY OF TORONTO FIRST (York, the capital of Upper Canada at the time). The British burned Washington, including the White House in 1814. Also, you say that bit about us not being able to burn Ottawa as though it was even the capital of Canada during the War of 1812. Kingston was the capital of Canada at the time. Ottawa wasn't named the capital of Canada until 1857. I guess when you're uneducated enough to think Canada burned Washington D.C. you're uneducated enough to think Ottawa was always Canada's capital.
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tanker.. no roll up the rim for you!

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Grosse Ile, an island on the St-Lawrence river where they quarantined immigrants back in the early 1900's i believe.

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Old 04-28-2004, 02:38 PM   #64
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Part 1
Canadians could?ve had French cuisine, British culture, and American technology. Instead, they chose French technology, British cuisine, and American culture. Just think about that.

Canadians blame Americans for negative influences in their culture. Okay, let?s think about this; this is a country that wants to legalize pot. Not to mention, it?s a country founded by convicts of European governments. And they say those of us south of the border are a problem?

Part 2
Because you all not only suffer an inferiority complex, you also suffer an identity crisis. The Japanese agree...Canadians copy every American image, only they look cheap doing it.

For it being your "national pastime" you losers can't keep a decent team within your borders. Two sucky teams that moved to the US (the Nordiques and Jets) improved upon their relocation. The teams remaining in Canada are no longer contenders. Furthermore in a desperate attempt to save the CFL by increasing revenue they expanded into the US, where the league promptly died. Sorry we don't enjoy second rate losers.

If Terrorists bombed Ottawa would the rest of the world care? Does anyone even know Ottawa is in Canada?

Bryan Adams and Celine Dion...enough said

Allegiance to the QUEEN!...you're aware she has no real power right? What kind of faggot shit is that?

While sucking at any sport that takes real athletic talent the curling team does quite well(if you call that a sport).

America has been keeping your economy afloat for the past 20 years. If we hadn't then we'd be calling you Northern Mexico.

Canadians! The bastard children of the French!
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Interesting stuff.....


Canadian, Wilbur Rounding Franks invented the anti-gravity suit.
Canadian, Wilson Markle invented film colourization.
Canadian, John Joseph Wright invented the electric streetcar.
In 1957, the analytical plotter, a 3d map making system was invented by Canadian, Uno Vilho Helava.
In 1950, the heart pacemaker was invented by Canadian, Doctor John Hopps.
In 1941, the anti-gravity suit was invented by Canadian, Wilbur Rounding Franks.
In 1931, plexiglas or polymerized methyl methacrylate was invented by Canadian, William Chalmers.
The WalkieTalkie was invented by Canadian, Donald Hings in 1942.
The system for Standard Time was invented by Canadian, Sir Sanford Fleming in 1878.
During his lifetime, Elijah McCoy invented and sold 57 different kinds of devices and machine parts. Elijah earned the honor of being called "the real McCoy."


Very informative quiz: http://inventors.about.com/library/quiz/bl1canadaq.htm
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acrylics (Plexiglas/Perspex/Lucite) - William Chalmers
Actar 911 CPR Dummy - Dianne Croteau, Richard Brault and Jonathan Vinden
air-conditioned railway coach - Henry Ruttan (1858)
antigravity suit - Wilbur R. Franks (1940)
Balderdash - Laura Robinson and Paul Toyne (1984)
basketball - James Naismith (1892)
batteryless radio (AC radio tube) - Edward Samuel Rogers Sr. (1925)
bovril
butter substitute
Canadarm - SPAR and the National Aeronautical Establishment (1981)
calcium carbide and acetylene gas (production of) - Thomas L. "Carbide" Wilson (1892)
carcino embryonic antigen (CEA) blood test - Dr. Phil Gold (1968)
cardiac intensive care unit (first)
cobalt bomb - University of Saskatchewan and Eldorado Mining and Refining (1951)
compound marine engine - Benjamin Franklin Tibbets compound revolving snow shovel (trains)
computerized braille
crash position indicator (C.P.I) - Harry T. Stevinson and David M. Makow (1959)

dental mirror
disintegrating plastic
ear piercer
electric cooking range - Thomas Ahearn (1882)
electric hand prosthesis for children - Helmut Lukas (1971)
electrical car (North America's first)
electric wheelchair - George J. Klein
electron microscope - Prof. E. F. Burton and Cecil Hall, James Hillier and Albert Prebus (late 1930s)
electronic wave organ - Frank Morse Robb (1927)
explosives vapour detector - Dr Lorne Elias (1990)
fathometer - Reginald Fessenden
film developing tank
five pin bowling - Thomas E. Ryan (1909)
foghorn - Robert Foulis (1854)
frozen fish - Dr. Archibald G. Huntsman (1926)


garbage bag (green plastic) - Harry Wasyluk and Larry Hanson (1950s)
Gestalt Photo Mapper - G. Hobrough (1975)
gingerale - John J. McLaughlin (1904)
goalie mask - Jacques Plante (1959)
Green ink - Thomas Sterry Hunt (1862)
hair tonic
heart valve operation (first)
helicopter trap (for landing on ships)
helium as a substitute for hydrogen in airships
hydrofoil boat - Alexander Graham Bell and Casey Baldwin (1908)
IMAX - Grahame Ferguson, Roman Kroitor, Robert Kerr (1968)
instant potato flakes - Dr. Edward Asselbegs and the Food Research Institute (1962)
insulation
insulin (as diabetes treatment) - Dr. Frederick Banting, Dr. Charles Best and Dr. Collip (1921)

Java - James Gosling
Jetline
jolly jumper - Olivia Poole
kerosene - Abraham Gesner (1840)
lacrosse - played since the 1600s; William George Beers set out standard rules (1860)
laser (sailboat) - Bruce Kirby, Ian Bruce and Hans Fogh (1969)
lightbulb (first patented) - Henry Woodward (1874)
liposomes

machine gun tracer bullet
MacPherson gas mask
measure for footwear
Muskol
Newtsuit - Phil Nuytten
newsprint - Charles Fenerty (1838)
Nursing Mother Breast Pads - Marsha Skrypuch (1986)

pablum - Drs. Alan Brown, Fred Tisdall, and Theo Drake (1930s)
pacemaker - Wilfred Bigelow
paint roller - Norman Breakey (1940)
panoramic camera - John Connon (1887)
Phi (position homing indicator for aircraft)
Pictionary - Rob Angel (1986)
pizza pizza telephone computer delivery services
portable high chair
Puzz-3D
(A) Question of Scruples - Robert Simpson (1984)
radar profile recorder - NRC (1947)
radio compass
retractable beer carton handle (Tuck-away-handle Beer Carton) - Steve Pasjac (1957)
rollerskate

screw propeller
ski-binding
snowblower - Arthur Sicard (1927)
snowmobile - Joseph-Armand Bombardier (1937)
snowplow (rotary) - invented by J.W. Elliot (1869), first built by Leslie Brothers (1883)
steam foghorn
standard time - Sir Sanford Fleming (1879)
Stanley Cup - (Canada's Governor-General) Lord Stanley of Preston (1893)
Stol aircraft - de Havilland Canada (1948)
submarine telegraph cable
Superman - Joe Shuster and Jerome Siegel (1938)
table hockey - Donald Munro (1930s)
telephone - Alexander Graham Bell (1874)
Trivial Pursuit - Chris Haney, John Haney and Scott Abbott (1982)

variable Pitch Propeller - Wallace Rupert Turnbull (1918)
Walkie-Talkie - Donald L. Hings (1942)
washing machine
wirephoto - Sir William Stephenson (1921)
Yachtzee
zipper - Gideon Sundback (1913)
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Part 1
Canadians could?ve had French cuisine, British culture, and American technology. Instead, they chose French technology, British cuisine, and American culture. Just think about that.

Canadians blame Americans for negative influences in their culture. Okay, let?s think about this; this is a country that wants to legalize pot. Not to mention, it?s a country founded by convicts of European governments. And they say those of us south of the border are a problem?

Part 2
Because you all not only suffer an inferiority complex, you also suffer an identity crisis. The Japanese agree...Canadians copy every American image, only they look cheap doing it.

For it being your "national pastime" you losers can't keep a decent team within your borders. Two sucky teams that moved to the US (the Nordiques and Jets) improved upon their relocation. The teams remaining in Canada are no longer contenders. Furthermore in a desperate attempt to save the CFL by increasing revenue they expanded into the US, where the league promptly died. Sorry we don't enjoy second rate losers.

If Terrorists bombed Ottawa would the rest of the world care? Does anyone even know Ottawa is in Canada?

Bryan Adams and Celine Dion...enough said

Allegiance to the QUEEN!...you're aware she has no real power right? What kind of faggot shit is that?

While sucking at any sport that takes real athletic talent the curling team does quite well(if you call that a sport).

America has been keeping your economy afloat for the past 20 years. If we hadn't then we'd be calling you Northern Mexico.

Canadians! The bastard children of the French!
Typical snide arrogance, only a self indulgant arrogant twit would post it.


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