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04-28-2004, 12:31 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Best reason for speeding I've heard in a long time
I know this joke is old to some, but gad DAMN it's great....
<b><font face="Book Antiqua" size=+2>A</font></b> senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new BMW convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph! Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the BMW and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day." 
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04-28-2004, 12:33 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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04-28-2004, 12:33 PM
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04-28-2004, 12:34 PM
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Adult Locals
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04-28-2004, 12:35 PM
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yeah its an oldie but always funny when i read it
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04-28-2004, 12:35 PM
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thats fucking funny
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04-28-2004, 12:36 PM
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Great!
never heard that one.
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04-28-2004, 12:44 PM
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sex is good
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that is a good one CD
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04-28-2004, 12:46 PM
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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04-28-2004, 12:46 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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That was great
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04-28-2004, 12:49 PM
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Good one
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04-28-2004, 01:11 PM
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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04-28-2004, 01:18 PM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Old but just what I needed, thanks CD!
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04-28-2004, 02:21 PM
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Meow Meow!!!
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LOL, too funny, thanx for sharing i hadnt heard that one!
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04-28-2004, 02:27 PM
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Nice!
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04-28-2004, 02:40 PM
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