How would you react if you discovered you were PART BLACK? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:07 PM

Given the nature of the human tendency to INFIDELITY and how extensive our collective bloodlines go, I'm sure even seemingly "pure" bloodlines would have some CHOCOLATE SYRUP in them.

How would you react? Be HONEST, now!

StuartD · 04-26-2004, 08:08 PM

I'd hope that it's the part below my waist.

Rankings · 04-26-2004, 08:08 PM

what?

psyko514 · 04-26-2004, 08:09 PM

do they sell bumper stickers that say "I'm part black"?

I think most people would use it as an excuse to say the N word.

Oracle Porn · 04-26-2004, 08:09 PM

I'd brake up with my gf because she is a ****** lover

neewwman · 04-26-2004, 08:10 PM

If I found out I was part black, I'd say "why didn't I get the dick gene?"

SykkBoy · 04-26-2004, 08:10 PM

I would cross the street and walk on the other side if I saw myself coming down the street...then I'd mug myself

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I'd hope that it's the part below my waist.

Hahahhaahah

Illicit · 04-26-2004, 08:11 PM

No wonder I always liked ghetto booties !

it all makes sense now !

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:11 PM

Most Southern Italians are part BLACK.

Ironhorse · 04-26-2004, 08:12 PM

I think I would react better than most of the blacks in US finding out there is white blood in their lineage

BVF · 04-26-2004, 08:12 PM

Ask Malezia

BiggleJones · 04-26-2004, 08:12 PM

Im sicilian...so most likely somewhere down the line I am.

VoodooMagick · 04-26-2004, 08:12 PM

Good one Psyko. Uhh, why would anyone care one way or the other if they were part balck or part any other race? Oh wait, I know, cuz there's still people in the world that start threads titled "How would you react if you discovered you were PART BLACK?"

C'mon, people, the racism thing is so hillbilly. Show a little class and intellectual evolution.

KMR Stitch · 04-26-2004, 08:12 PM

So thats why I am look azn but have a huge cock..

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I'd brake up with my gf because she is a ****** lover

Moses was Black.

He passed for Egyptian who were black.

So he was Black.

Hebrews considered him as one of their own.

So Hebrews were Black.

Wassssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, Oracle, my Brotha!!!!!

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by BVF
Ask Malezia

She does look like she's got some sweet Chocolate in her. That's a fine looking honey!

<IMX> · 04-26-2004, 08:16 PM

I'm hung like a black man.
All two inches

From the ground

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
I'm hung like a black man.
All two inches

From the ground

Your Chinese name would be HUNG TU LOW

Honeyslut · 04-26-2004, 08:21 PM

Well, that would explain my ass.......

Oracle Porn · 04-26-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Moses was Black.

He passed for Egyptian who were black.

So he was Black.

Hebrews considered him as one of their own.

So Hebrews were Black.

Wassssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, Oracle, my Brotha!!!!!

Smoking that chingaling tonight huh?

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Smoking that chingaling tonight huh?

Someone told me you got some of that NEGEV DESERT HYDRO SHIT, Hook a brotha up!!!!

warlock5 · 04-26-2004, 08:26 PM

If I'm part black, I must be an albino negro.

Mr. Marks · 04-26-2004, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Well, that would explain my ass.......

Nice and round! Yummy!

Rochard · 04-26-2004, 08:27 PM

I would be thrilled to death that my bloodline had such rich history. Seriously.

pimplink · 04-26-2004, 08:36 PM

Be thankful that I got such a very colorful life!

Joesho · 04-26-2004, 08:38 PM

hope my dick got bigger, and the myth was actually true!

brizzad · 04-26-2004, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I'd brake up with my gf because she is a ****** lover

that episode was a classic

if i found out i was part black, i'd feel more in place.. and i'd tell everyone that i was part black so they wouldnt look at my when i drive by with solid black hahahahahahas and more bass than a 50 cent concert

brizzad · 04-26-2004, 08:42 PM

edit: sorry for the double post, gfy is fucking up

CamChicks · 04-26-2004, 08:44 PM

demand reparations

cluck · 04-26-2004, 08:46 PM

I found out when I was 17. My immediate reaction was "YES!! YES YES YES IM FINALLY NOT A HONKEY!"

Mishi · 04-26-2004, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
I found out when I was 17. My immediate reaction was "YES!! YES YES YES IM FINALLY NOT A HONKEY!"

Hah! I think my reaction would be similar. I'm so fucking white I blind myself when I look in the mirror. I think I'm the only person ever born in Oklahoma who doesn't even have so much as 1/128th Indian blood. When my geneaologist mother discovered we had some Italian (circa, I dunno, 740 a.d.?) I was momentarily thrilled.

johnbosh · 04-26-2004, 11:47 PM

holy shit

AvanteGuard · 04-26-2004, 11:52 PM

I guess that means i was adopted or my dad wasn't my real dad or somethin like that. Damn, took me a couple decades to get over "I'm just a mistake" now i have to think "crap i'm adopted."

slackologist · 04-26-2004, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I would be thrilled to death that my bloodline had such rich history. Seriously.

that about sums it up.

twistyneck · 04-26-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I would be thrilled to death that my bloodline had such rich history. Seriously.

bcooter · 04-26-2004, 11:57 PM

damnit, i shoulda seen the thread earlier. both of my jokes came up in the first ten posts.

i am half black. from the waist down.

when i divorce my wife of 15 years, i would simply reply "shes a ****** lover"

(im 21 , not married) sorry. dont want any hotties getting the wrong idea.

reynold · 04-26-2004, 11:58 PM

I've been reading the msgs here and most of them hope they get the lower part!

basschick · 04-26-2004, 11:59 PM

i'd be me before and after the discovery, so it wouldn't bother me.

Dawgy · 04-27-2004, 12:00 AM

that would explain a lot about certain body parts i have

herbal logic · 04-27-2004, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I would cross the street and walk on the other side if I saw myself coming down the street...then I'd mug myself

brilliant...

funny how its missed

irishfury · 04-27-2004, 12:10 AM

James White · 04-27-2004, 12:12 AM

i'd be quite happy actually. always wished i was black

maxdaname · 04-27-2004, 12:17 AM

Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Moises & Ganesh Were Black!

Pornwolf · 04-27-2004, 12:19 AM

Part black? Hmm, that could be ok if I'm allowed to fuck my new and sexy cousins.

newsdude · 04-27-2004, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by James White
i'd be quite happy actually. always wished i was black

Will you change your name too?

adultvisitors · 04-27-2004, 02:04 AM

We are all a big familly.

NiTe-HaWk · 04-27-2004, 02:04 AM

I really wouldn't care it doesn't change anything.

Firehorse · 04-27-2004, 02:06 AM

It wouldn't change who I am or how I treat people, so I'd be fine.

Dragonsxxx · 04-27-2004, 02:06 AM

OMG, i would kill myself....

what stupid question was that, does it matter if your are black or white or any other race !!!

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