Don'ta you be teasing me woman!

Easy, just buy a pump action toothpaste and no-one has to worry about lids or squeezing :)

You better watch what you do with My bro's Colon... Dude your nasty :1orglaugh

I live alone so basically I do what I do but my washroom is ALWAYS clean...

I hate dirty.

So you think you are going to try that shit on me .. you must have bumped your head and woke up in Kansas ...

If i get a plunger lodged in my colon because you were trying to teach me lesson ... i will be leaving grease on the fucking toilet seat so next time you sit down you will be greated by the floor as you slip right the fuck off of it ..... LOL LOL LOL

yeah - the war of roses :1orglaugh

who's going to prepare the dog?

hey you!!!!
shut up u shouldnt even be talking! SO what about the damn tooth paste........ im talking toilet seats HERE!!!!!

and by me leaving the toothpaste how does that effect u in a negative way?

Hahaha.. nope, I leave it down for the ladies...

oh c'mon bring it BIG BOY!!!!!!

EXACTLY!!!

its not good enough we REMEMBER to lift it, the lazy chicks complain about having to put the seat DOWN.

laaaaazy.

I know I dont go around sitting my naked ass on anything, and I know as a man before I poop I MAKE SURE THE SEAt is down, its only logical. Similar to how one grabs a chair as he sits.

laziness will get you nowhere girls ;)

thank you! xoxo *kiss*

ROFLMAO chAos you have to clean my monitor cause I just spit beer all over it reading your response :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :glugglug

its not like you gottta sit to piss... trust me if i could piss standing i sooooooo would. maybe its that i need better practice, it just seems to get everywhere :(

Fine look at the next thread on GFY ....

it makes the toothpaste into a solidified gel substance right at the end... so if he brushes after you, he'll be chewing on his toothpaste :winkwink:

chAos if she bitches to much, when you are in bed together just pull a nasty fart and lock her under the bed sheets ;-)

Jman i bet he would like it!!!! :1orglaugh

nope

dude ive been good and he still pulls that off, must be a *man* thing?!?! :feels-hot

:1orglaugh

My pleasure dear!! :thumbsup

no. i was raised by mi mom, and its a hard habit to break.
but women always tell mi that its a good thing....

babe its a good thing!:thumbsup

I put it down... and the lid too.

Last time i aveyou the dtch oven you said that you liked it ... i really like when i fart on your leg with no filter and the vibration tickles you in the night .... oh what fun ....

oh yeah for the guys here you go:

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...81#post4026781

no

I never leave it up and why the heck can't women learn to put toilet lid/cover down and not leave it up? :)

heh, do you leave it down?

exactly.

this thread shows how lazy females really are. It does so better than any man could. ;)

I think girls should put the seat UP after they piss, then when I come piss Ill slap it down, lazy girls !!!

:thumbsup

isn't the seat SUPPOSED to be up?

hey why are we the ones that are lazy????
you guys can piss standing up!!!!!!

Sometimes I leave it up and sometime not......dont know why though.....

I close the whole thing out of habit.

Fine tonight i am going to be pissing with the seat down all night and see how much you like that shit huh.... toothpaste wrecker!!!

like i said kiss my pretty little ass chaos!

you will be regretting those words in about 5 min

because it doesnt take much to reach behind your stinky ass and make sure the seat is there.

you can take your panties down and sit but you are too lazy to check and see if the seat is down? It takes no effort to reach and see, or take a quick gaze before you plop down ;)

My best argument for this is, hey GUYS HAVE TO SIT SOMETIMES TOO!

and guess what princess, when we do, (i poop multiple times a day) I ALWAYS CHECK TO SEE IF I LEFT THE SEAT UP OR DOWN, why? because I dont want my ass to hit the toilet top either, why? Because I am not lazy enough to not reach behind MY stinky ass and make sure their is a comfortable, padded ring to place my precious bottom on.

Because I have to do it, you shouldnt be so lazy and to feel your way and put the seat down like the men who have to sit daily too.

:thumbsup

Its not about laziness for me.. obviously its no effort for a girl to shut a lid.. no more than shutting a door .. its about MANNERS.

The same way i appreciate a man showing respect and courtesy at the dinner table, i also appreciate manners in the bathroom.

Whereas in the bedroom...there are no rules:)

A guy has to put the seat up to pee or down to shit, they have to make that conscious decision, a girl doesn't it's automatic to sit down to either function - this is where the difference comes from.

your such a girl!!!!!! get over the damn toothpaste!

:thumbsup

beauty and brains.. what a combo!! :thumbsup

in otherwords, you girls are on autopilot and not even *think*ing.

damn thats lazy, you can make the *conscious decision* to pull down your skirt and pull off those panties, but cannt reach and literraly *slap* the toilet seat down?

that is the ultra fucking definition of lazy babe ;)

Some times

right on girlie..... its like men dont want to hear us fart..... so out of respect we dont in front of them.... ya know?

Geez guys!!!!! we are all in the adult biz, but c'mon!

Damn, lets see if *this* reply goes through!!

PB was talking about going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, not when we're awake and dressed :) If you've spent your life in a 'seat down' environment and wake at 5am then you just expect the seat to be there ready to pee over - if a guy wakes up in the middle of the night he has to decide if he wants a stand-up pee or a sit-down shit. I'm always the last to bed at night and make sure I leave the seat up for by b/f in the morning, just common courtesy.

Nope, not me! :winkwink:

nope, i never do

I hope you know this entire thread has been nothing but me just fucking around?

I live with my girl and have conformed to this fucking rule too.

I just like getting you girls going.

While you may be a sweetheart and lift the seat for your man, thats not what 90% of the girls do.

Ill tell you why girls have this princess attitude about pissing and lifting the seat.

Its because when you were a little girl your parents put the seat down for you and praised you for peeing, so you built up this need to have it done for you, and its starting to show!!!

I have my own bathroom anyway.

:winkwink:

hey PB...like i said in another thread... the magic cone will save you all the worry.

Do you princesses expect us to come into bar bathrooms and make sure the seat is clean or do you guys handle that one on your own?

You can clean a seat, wipe it, and set it up with a public toilet seat cover, but too lazy to slap down a lid at home. ;)

:winkwink:

I dont no why women insist on having the seat down...
Sure...if its up they need tp put it down...
But if they put it down I need to put it up.
What happens if I need to pee twice without the lady needing?
I just put it down to put it up again....:glugglug