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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Why is it that whenever I am sleeping...
and I am having a dream of a hot chick and right before I am about to thrust my love rod between her tender mouth watering thighs i always wake up?
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Old Timer
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I always have sex dreams but I never get to have sex with the chicks...I don't wake up but something happens to stop the sex every time. On rare occasions I'll actually score and that probably means I'm humping my pillow in real life or something. Oh well...
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So Fucking Banned
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Registered User
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Ummm maybe you need to sleep with your hand in a cup of cold water?
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That's your subconscious mind waking your wigger azz up so you don't bust a nut in the bed and get the sheets all crusty!!
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#6 |
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mmm....cuz you don't want to wet your bed for nothing?
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#7 |
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NDS: Natural Defense System
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I'm here for SPORT
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i get the full sex scene in my dreams. i like dreaming. i sleep a lot
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To stop you waking up with sticky sheets
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Maybe you should get out again and get laid!
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you needa women
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Reach for those stars!
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I get the same thing, too. Just as I'm about to be taken by some ravishing hunk, I wake up or my mind jumps the track. What the heck is up with that?
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Drunk and Unruly
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i usually just beat off and go back to sleep.
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Mining for Porn!
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damn, i rarely even remember my dreams... Why is that? anyone have a scientific explaination to that?
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TheHun's Yellow Pages!
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I always dream about things that occure during the day in real life.
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I usually dream of things I've done during the day. Work and all!
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TheHun's Yellow Pages!
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Yea man...that always happens. One time I didnt beat off for like 3 weeks (don't ask me why) and I had a dream where I started having sex with this chick. Then I woke up and had jizzed my pants, so consider yourself lucky.
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#23 |
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tis cruel
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TheHun's Yellow Pages!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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That will ruin my day!
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#26 |
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Location: USA
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and it seems the foreplay lasts forever and you just sit there with your dick in your hand. I know what you mean, it's the same for me.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Vancouver, BC
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same here I never get to score either in my dreams... also when I fight in my dreams my punches are like uber slow and do no damage, and when I try and run I go uberslow and have to grab the ground and pull myself along with my hands
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