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MrJackMeHoff · 04-26-2004, 07:49 PM

.. and you honestly believe there is no escape.

Would you live your last day out and kill yourself by morning or face a life of prison?

NickPapageorgio · 04-26-2004, 07:50 PM

They get some decent drugs in prison man. I think I take the cell. I am bigger than most "bubba's" lol

Illicit · 04-26-2004, 07:51 PM

I'd go to the slammer... then hit the weight room so I could have a bitch of my own...

Rankings · 04-26-2004, 07:52 PM

prison has potential in certain ways, death is death, i would take my chances and kill my self later if neccesary

Ironhorse · 04-26-2004, 07:52 PM

There is always hope..

B40 · 04-26-2004, 07:52 PM

Ever see the movie 25th hour?

StuartD · 04-26-2004, 07:52 PM

Since i haven't done anything, I'd be fairly certain that I'd be free by the end of the trial.

newsdude · 04-26-2004, 07:53 PM

There is always a way out!

gornyhuy · 04-26-2004, 07:54 PM

Just had this conversation with my wife this weekend...

Life in prison is DEFINITELY gonna be better than death. This life is all you get man, make the most out of every second, no matter what your current frame of reference may tell you.

Imagine all the working out, sleeping, reading, food, bullshit conversation, cigarettes, ass kicking, good old fashioned labor, etc. you get in prison... Not a bad gig at all.

StuartD · 04-26-2004, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

Life in prison is DEFINITELY gonna be better than death. This life is all you get man, make the most out of every second, no matter what your current frame of reference may tell you.

speak for yourself.

MrJackMeHoff · 04-26-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Since i haven't done anything, I'd be fairly certain that I'd be free by the end of the trial.

You know they say theres something like 1000's of people in jail who are wrongfully accused?

brizzad · 04-26-2004, 07:57 PM

would there be tranny's at this prison?

alecb · 04-26-2004, 07:58 PM

id do as much substances as i could possibly do, then jump out of the hahahahahaha

KRL · 04-26-2004, 08:03 PM

I had a business venture with Steve Banerjee founder and owner of Chippendales. Steve was an amazing businessman but had a very hot temper. One of his managers left the company and decided to open a Chippendales knockoff in NYC and was recruiting Steve's dancers to work for him instead.

Steve went ballistic and hired a contract hit to take the guy out which was done. The shooter was foreign and Steve figured it'd be untraceable back to him.

The LAPD detectives were able to piece together the money trail and had enough evidence to charge Steve with the contract murder. He was looking at spending the rest of his life in prison.

He decided to go the suicide route and hung himself in his jail cell.

twistyneck · 04-26-2004, 08:06 PM

I'd kill as many pigs as possible but I'd make sure to save one bullet for myself.

jackson · 04-26-2004, 08:07 PM

face the heat

if james brown can handle it anyone can...

Sambo · 04-26-2004, 08:10 PM

Why do u think I live in NZ?

and it was only 2 years!!

Ic3m4nZ · 04-26-2004, 08:10 PM

I'd go to prison because I know that one day or another I'd find a way to escape

Spunky · 04-26-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I had a business venture with Steve Banerjee founder and owner of Chippendales. Steve was an amazing businessman but had a very hot temper. One of his managers left the company and decided to open a Chippendales knockoff in NYC and was recruiting Steve's dancers to work for him instead.

Steve went ballistic and hired a contract hit to take the guy out which was done. The shooter was foreign and Steve figured it'd be untraceable back to him.

The LAPD detectives were able to piece together the money trail and had enough evidence to charge Steve with the contract murder. He was looking at spending the rest of his life in prison.

He decided to go the suicide route and hung himself in his jail cell.

Damn.

theDUDE78 · 04-26-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
.. and you honestly believe there is no escape.

Would you live your last day out and kill yourself by morning or face a life of prison?

get hopped up on a bunch of hardcore drugs, wear a lambs head as a hat, and go do some vigilante street justice to clean up shop. blaze of glory baby, and im not talking pussy bon jovi shit mang!

KMR Stitch · 04-26-2004, 08:14 PM

Woah..

MrJackMeHoff · 04-26-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Damn.

MrJackMeHoff · 04-26-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by theDUDE78
get hopped up on a bunch of hardcore drugs, wear a lambs head as a hat, and go do some vigilante street justice to clean up shop. blaze of glory baby, and im not talking pussy bon jovi shit mang!

Thats pretty fucked up right there.

pimplink · 04-26-2004, 08:33 PM

I'd get myself a new identity!

jerseygirls · 04-26-2004, 08:43 PM

What did you do?

mardigras · 04-26-2004, 08:47 PM

Yeah, is jumping jurisdiction an option in this "what if"?

cluck · 04-26-2004, 08:49 PM

I'd take out a few cops before I go. At least then I'll know I've done some good before I went.

Lonny · 04-26-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
I'd go to the slammer... then hit the weight room so I could have a bitch of my own...

not in calif you wont. in california prisons as of the day i got out they pulled all the weight off of every yard. nothing but pull up and push up for everyone...

Creative · 04-26-2004, 08:51 PM

I'd escape or die trying

James White · 04-26-2004, 08:56 PM

I'd definetly pull something like in the 25th hour movie. Run to a small town, try to make a life for myself. If I got found and got.. hey, too bad. If not, live on!

I'd goto prison for sure. It's not as bad as people think. Trust me ;-)

chupacabra · 04-26-2004, 09:02 PM

sun-kissed islands baby..!

gin · 04-26-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by James White
I'd goto prison for sure. It's not as bad as people think. Trust me ;-)

you one of them fuckers that sit by your door all day pounding on the fucking door whistling making stupid ass noises ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL fucking day long? lights go out and shit turns into a fucking circus.. plus the roaches that bite you whlie your sleeping.. random 4 am room searches where they throw all your shit all over and then slam the door back on you in pitch darkness.. going outside for 1 hour (more like 20 minues) to throw a flat basketball at each other .. wearing the same underwear all month.. eating only twice a day (which is 6 pieces of bread and green meat).. if that's how you want to live.. then its place for you.. that's all it is.. if you like to sit in a room all day long with some smelly fucker and listen to people pounding on walls all day long .. id surely take my life

aflex · 04-26-2004, 09:10 PM

i'd find a way to a small carribbean island and live there for the rest of my life.. whats the worst that can happen? they catch me a year later and put me in jail for life anyway?

bhutocracy · 04-26-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
speak for yourself.

Lets just assume that if you're getting life in prison then the "afterlife" you're going to isn't going to be pretty given what you have to do to get life. Unless you're jewish.

bllott · 04-26-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Just had this conversation with my wife this weekend...

Life in prison is DEFINITELY gonna be better than death. This life is all you get man, make the most out of every second, no matter what your current frame of reference may tell you.

Imagine all the working out, sleeping, reading, food, bullshit conversation, cigarettes, ass kicking, good old fashioned labor, etc. you get in prison... Not a bad gig at all.

i would run into some forrest hide there and not stop moving until i'm away from the juristiction.

thats only if i have done something

bllott · 04-26-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
Lets just assume that if you're getting life in prison then the "afterlife" you're going to isn't going to be pretty given what you have to do to get life. Unless you're jewish.

the only place we're going is nutrients for plants

accept it

pimplink · 04-26-2004, 09:46 PM

I haven't done anything wrong... unless posting here is a crime!

erehwon · 04-26-2004, 11:58 PM

Y'know more than 80% of earth is covered in water, and you would be amazed how far you can get on wind alone. Hook me up with a nice Macgregor 65 and there are plenty of businesses that can be run on the lam.

SS396chevelleSS · 04-26-2004, 11:58 PM

shoot the cops up and make em take me out

reynold · 04-27-2004, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
I'd go to prison because I know that one day or another I'd find a way to escape

Unless of course, you run out of ideas!

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