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  • TheHitman
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 217
    #1

    Crap I'm gonna get fired

    I run the IT department at a failing dotcom for my 9-5 and there's hardly any work to do these days so I pretty much just sit around on gfy and update my tgps and etc.

    There is this girl that sits to my left and when she stands up I've caught her looking at my monitor.

    Fortunate for her, I'm in the adult webmastering business and she gets a glimpse of hot naked chicks all the time.

    She's never said anything to me, but I wonder what she thinks. I've thought of saying "I know you've seen my porn, but its okay -- I'm an adult webmaster!" -- but I'm not sure if thats any better than saying "I love porn and I look at it all day!"

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    • strobi
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 7383
      #2
      She thinks you're a low life pervert who sucks in the sack

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        • FuqALot
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2001
          • 3817
          #3
          Invite her over to your lap and surf to it together.

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            • TheHitman
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 217
              #4
              Originally posted by strobi
              She thinks you're a low life pervert who sucks in the sack
              excellent
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                • jojojo
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2318
                  #5
                  blah work harder and just quit that job
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                    • strobi
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7383
                      #6
                      Originally posted by TheHitman
                      excellent
                      I love that part too

                      "you must be poor, you must have a small penis" -> I love it

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                        • FuqALot
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 3817
                          #7
                          so this is from a movie

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                            • RicardoB
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2576
                              #8
                              Just ask her if she's in to modelling.

                              If after that she's still there you're good to go

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                                • xclusive
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 35218
                                  #9
                                  Collect unemployment and build your sites up. Then by the time you are off unemployment you should be doing well.

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                                    • TheHitman
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 217
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by xclusive
                                      Collect unemployment and build your sites up. Then by the time you are off unemployment you should be doing well.
                                      I've actually been praying this damn company would go under already, but they just secured more funding to last until july.. so hopefully they don't make it past there.
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                                        • TheFrog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 4095
                                          #11
                                          Browsing porn at work i would say thats mad but just quit and work from home man

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                                            • Gemini
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 7183
                                              #12
                                              You rarely get unemployment when you get fired... especially if the company has a rule about surfing.

                                              It could even be construed as sexual harrassment if someone can see his monitor.
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                                                • wdsguy
                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 19568
                                                  #13
                                                  is she hot?

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                                                    • Sosa
                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 40149
                                                      #14
                                                      Ask her if she wants to pose if she is good looking

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                                                        • NoCarrier
                                                          We need more free porn
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 16356
                                                          #15
                                                          Sorry, but you're a fucking dumbass doing this at work. You don't even deserve to be in this business also.

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                                                            • stev0
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 6801
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Gemini
                                                              You rarely get unemployment when you get fired... especially if the company has a rule about surfing.

                                                              It could even be construed as sexual harrassment if someone can see his monitor.
                                                              I thought you could collect EI no matter what? im in Canada so the rules might be different here..

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                                                                • TheHitman
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 217
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                  Sorry, but you're a fucking dumbass doing this at work. You don't even deserve to be in this business also.
                                                                  Oh, thanks for your Mr. Porn President..

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                                                                    • jimmyf
                                                                      OU812
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 12651
                                                                      #18
                                                                      next time she looks over ask her..... your house or mine.....
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                                                                        • TheHitman
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 217
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by stev0
                                                                          I thought you could collect EI no matter what? im in Canada so the rules might be different here..
                                                                          In NY at least you don't get unemployment if you get fired. I think there are some exceptions to the rule, but I'm sure if I was fired for porn I wouldn't be elligible.

                                                                          BUT WHO CARES! Then I could work at least 18 hours a day in this business!
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                                                                            • stev0
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 6801
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by TheHitman
                                                                              In NY at least you don't get unemployment if you get fired. I think there are some exceptions to the rule, but I'm sure if I was fired for porn I wouldn't be elligible.

                                                                              BUT WHO CARES! Then I could work at least 18 hours a day in this business!
                                                                              Or do what i do and work 1 or 2 I love the flexibility.

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                                                                                • Thong Sniper
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 1319
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by FuqALot
                                                                                  Invite her over to your lap and surf to it together.
                                                                                  hahaha
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                                                                                    • Gemini
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 7183
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      In the states you have to prove that you were fired unjustifiably in order to collect unemployment... and its not only hard, but its time consuming.

                                                                                      Surfing has rules in most all companies IF they even allow it. Porn surfing is a serious NO NO in most ALL companies... And probably 110% of IT etc companies disallow that.

                                                                                      Enter the possibility of a sex harrass case and you're sunk so low Mickey's would run you out the door if you applied. lol
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                                                                                        • myjah
                                                                                          Back in the harbor
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 11482
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          so why are you gonna get fired if she likes what she sees?
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