If You Could Punch One Person in the Face Who Would It Be? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 04-24-2004, 04:51 PM

If you could just lay into one single person, famous, not famous, infamous...who would it be?

If you could lay a solid punch that would knock him or her (for the ladies since I'm an equal opportunity poster) the fuck out and not get into one single bit of trouble. No arrests, no charges, no penalites what-so-ever! Give us a name or face.

And Dub Bush, Sadaam Hussein, and Osamo Yo Momma is excluded from this question.

AndrewKanuck · 04-24-2004, 04:51 PM

William Hung

Lace · 04-24-2004, 04:52 PM

Whoever came up with the idea of smoking tabacco.

Rob · 04-24-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
William Hung

Aren't you scared you'd cut your knuckles on the stalactites he calls teeth?

Harry P. Ness · 04-24-2004, 04:56 PM

Myself. If could knock myself out with a single swing, that would be really impressive!

marcu5 · 04-24-2004, 04:56 PM

bush.

edit - read the post..

bush senior

Jakke PNG · 04-24-2004, 05:03 PM

That fucking arab that broke my skull and picked on me for a year when I lived in france. He was my classmate, I was 11 he was 18.
Fucking retard. I'd beat him to hospital if I ever encoutered him again.

jimmyf · 04-24-2004, 05:03 PM

kerry

Adultnet · 04-24-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
That fucking arab that broke my skull and picked on me for a year when I lived in france. He was my classmate, I was 11 he was 18.
Fucking retard. I'd beat him to hospital if I ever encoutered him again.

How come he was in your class , did he stay for 7 years in one grade lol ?

Rob · 04-24-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Adultnet
How come he was in your class , did he stay for 7 years in one grade lol ?

Didn't you read the entire reply? He was Arab!

Damn, I'm going straight to hell for that one! Meet you all there.

Jakke PNG · 04-24-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Adultnet
How come he was in your class , did he stay for 7 years in one grade lol ?

Apparently. He wasn't the only one, all the arabs were 16-19.
God I hate the motherfuckers, all of them...anyways, It wasn't a regular class though. It was for foreign guys, me being the only white kid.. but we had grades for foreigners too, divided by age. I believe they were 7-10, 10-14, 15+.. So they had been on the class for a while. Idiots.

AndrewKanuck · 04-24-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Aren't you scared you'd cut your knuckles on the stalactites he calls teeth?

It would be worth it

SlickRick · 04-24-2004, 05:19 PM

Omarosa,

from the NBC show The Apprentice

dav555add · 04-24-2004, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Apparently. He wasn't the only one, all the arabs were 16-19.
God I hate the motherfuckers, all of them...anyways, It wasn't a regular class though. It was for foreign guys, me being the only white kid.. but we had grades for foreigners too, divided by age. I believe they were 7-10, 10-14, 15+.. So they had been on the class for a while. Idiots.

Putain d'arabes bon a rien et debile comme des chameaux en chaleurs...

chupacabra · 04-24-2004, 05:46 PM

george w. bush..

bllott · 04-24-2004, 05:46 PM

yao ming

dunefield · 04-24-2004, 05:46 PM

Oracle Porn

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-24-2004, 05:47 PM

I would kick the shit out of my moms ex boyfriend.. lazy fat fuck deserves to die!!

bllott · 04-24-2004, 05:47 PM

i would punch yao ming and knock some sense into his retarded body

Fucksakes · 04-24-2004, 05:52 PM

in high school "hockey class" I had a guy keep slashing me on purpose cause i was the little guy at school and it was cool to pick on me, not sure what he was thinking but i had enough and beat him pretty bad with my stick, dont think he will be slashing little kids anymore, i got kick out of that class after that.

that was the only person i had to knock out, no need to beat him again thou, i got even. and made a whole lot of new friends after that.. werid how things work.

Brat · 04-24-2004, 05:58 PM

my sister probably.
she's so negative and just fucking annoying.

Rob · 04-24-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Brat
my sister probably.
she's so negative and just fucking annoying.

How old are you?

bllott · 04-24-2004, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Fucksakes
in high school "hockey class" I had a guy keep slashing me on purpose cause i was the little guy at school and it was cool to pick on me, not sure what he was thinking but i had enough and beat him pretty bad with my stick, dont think he will be slashing little kids anymore, i got kick out of that class after that.

that was the only person i had to knock out, no need to beat him again thou, i got even. and made a whole lot of new friends after that.. werid how things work.

i got cross checked in the back in my school finals and i turned around and kicked the shit out of the play with 2 punches

pornstar2pac · 04-24-2004, 06:17 PM

Mike Tyson

bllott · 04-24-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Mike Tyson

oh dear.. i wouldn't get into a ring with that guy even for 100 mil

cherrylula · 04-24-2004, 06:26 PM

justin timberlake

bllott · 04-24-2004, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
justin timberlake

that guy is a fag.. he's lick your fist

bufferover · 04-24-2004, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
justin timberlake

Hehe you took may words

but i will also add Tose Proevski

nathan_f · 04-24-2004, 06:31 PM

a troll

Doctor Dre · 04-24-2004, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
William Hung

04-24-2004, 06:39 PM

I can't really think of anybody that I'd like to punch in the face.

This question seemed golden, but now that I think about it, I have no anger inside of me. Damn.

Spunky · 04-24-2004, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by dunefield
Oracle Porn

JayJay · 04-24-2004, 06:46 PM

Hungryman!

DWB · 04-24-2004, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by BMI Lace
Whoever came up with the idea of smoking tabacco.

I think Christopher Columbus first saw the Cubans smoking ("breathing fire out of their mouth and nose")... But I don't they invented it.

DWB · 04-24-2004, 09:16 PM

Depends... would they hit me back? If not, then I would crack Mike Tyson for shits and giggles. It wouldn't even faze him but I would live to tell about it.

Manny Z · 04-24-2004, 09:19 PM

Hillary Clinton.

Loryn · 04-24-2004, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Brat
my sister probably.
she's so negative and just fucking annoying.

My choice would be my sister too, well half sister. Even though I haven't talk to her in 6 years, and will probably never talk to her again, she would be the one person I would want to sock in the face. She is just not a nice person at all. But I wouldn't waist my time on her!!!

Loryn · 04-24-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Manny Z
Hillary Clinton.

Oooh she would be a fun one to hit!!!!

phatzane® · 04-24-2004, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fucksakes
in high school "hockey class" I had a guy keep slashing me on purpose cause i was the little guy at school and it was cool to pick on me, not sure what he was thinking but i had enough and beat him pretty bad with my stick, dont think he will be slashing little kids anymore, i got kick out of that class after that.

that was the only person i had to knock out, no need to beat him again thou, i got even. and made a whole lot of new friends after that.. werid how things work.

that's cuz they love that hockey violence in canada eh? bet that kid wished he had his toque on eh?

Quote:

Originally posted by bllott
yao ming

yaaaaaao miiiiiiing?? ya mean?

zzgundamnzz · 04-24-2004, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Apparently. He wasn't the only one, all the arabs were 16-19.
God I hate the motherfuckers, all of them...anyways, It wasn't a regular class though. It was for foreign guys, me being the only white kid.. but we had grades for foreigners too, divided by age. I believe they were 7-10, 10-14, 15+.. So they had been on the class for a while. Idiots.

I remember 1st Grade... we had this high-school age arab guy in our class. It was funny he could barely fit in one of the desks. The guy had the IQ of a mouse.

If I could punch one person in the face it would be this bully from Jr. Highschool. The fucker is so lucky that he left before we got to highschool

gwilkins · 04-24-2004, 11:24 PM

The slimy 2 faced con-man / thief that was my brothers old business partner...
Seems to be a common problem for him, he's moved to a new city 3 times in the last 5 years to avoid living in fear of getting shit kicked...

Vitasoy · 04-24-2004, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by bllott
oh dear.. i wouldn't get into a ring with that guy even for 100 mil

for a 100 mill, I'd go in the ring against anyone.

torrey · 04-24-2004, 11:29 PM

Tony Virtue.

Abyss_Vee · 04-24-2004, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
William Hung

LexiLexxx · 04-24-2004, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I would kick the shit out of my moms ex boyfriend.. lazy fat fuck deserves to die!!

Let's go get him!!!!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 04-25-2004, 12:39 AM

BinLaden

Illicit · 04-25-2004, 12:54 AM

George Steinbrenner

Holly · 04-25-2004, 12:54 AM

Ann Coulter

I hate that skank, tranny c<b></b>unt.

SexxxyChat-T · 04-25-2004, 01:13 AM

Doug... a dude I used to play hockey with that one day just got a bug up his ass and decided to start hating me.

He was the only thing I didn't like about high school.

That fucker would always wait until I was alone, like if I was walking to the building from my car in the morning, with like 3-4 of his friends and then challenge me to a fight.

I'm not stupid, so I would just tell him that if he wanted to fight me then approach me alone. He would just respond to by calling me a pussy or a bitch, so I'd just say "yah" and go to class.

One day he pulled that shit on me and my friend Michael walked by, and so I told Doug and his friends to wait outside the school and I'd be there to fight in 5 minutes.

So me and Michael rounded up all our friends, which for Michael meant the entire school's population of mexicans, and so I walked out of the school with like 30 people following me.

Doug and his 4 friends bolted fast, hopped in their Jeep and drove off. After that Doug and his friends would just give me bad looks.

But if I ever saw Doug alone - I would beat the everliving piss out of him.

Kicker · 04-25-2004, 01:22 AM

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