Who wants one of these kickass sex keychains (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 10:27 PM

Here's some awesome keychains I bought, they all move, so when you look at the picture picture them actually engaged in the sex act that they are inanimate in. Two is a girl getting fucked, one is a girl getting fucked by 2 guys, one in her ass and one in her box, the fourth is a monkey jerking off. Every 100th post I'll mail you your choice of keychain. Obviously if you're the fourth person to win you won't get to choose, unless you ask nice then I'll go buy one that you like. Ready set go.

SicChild · 04-22-2004, 10:29 PM

i want the monkey

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by SicChild
i want the monkey

I think the monkey is my favorite too.

pimplink · 04-22-2004, 10:31 PM

Nice collection!

Diabolical Cord · 04-22-2004, 10:32 PM

I'm around kids a lot. I can't have that laying around.

riosluts · 04-22-2004, 10:32 PM

nice but i doubt ill be the 100th reply. when it comes close to 100 posts people post like crazy

NickPapageorgio · 04-22-2004, 10:34 PM

I am all for the double penetration. How much. It reminds me of meh granny. (ewwwwww)

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
nice but i doubt ill be the 100th reply. when it comes close to 100 posts people post like crazy

At least try, sometimes I feel generous and reward based on effort.

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
I am all for the double penetration. How much. It reminds me of meh granny. (ewwwwww)

Oh man, I am not even going to ask about that one. Anyway, they're not for sale, they can only be won, so start posting and start winning.

Bassab · 04-22-2004, 10:50 PM

Mad queer chains if you ask me ... why would you want another dick on you all day long?

Whatever...

$am

Pipecrew · 04-22-2004, 10:52 PM

i have like 500 of each of those.. If i wasnt so lazy, I'd mail them out for free.

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
i have like 500 of each of those.. If i wasnt so lazy, I'd mail them out for free.

Yeah, I am going to mail them out for free. I just haven't started a thread in awhile before the thread I started 30 seconds before I started this one.

reynold · 04-22-2004, 11:05 PM

Are those the only ones you've got?

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by reynold
Are those the only ones you've got?

Yeah, they're the only ones I could find. I probably have other ones lying around somewhere, but I have no clue where they would be.

NickPapageorgio · 04-22-2004, 11:11 PM

Post # 14

Only 86 to go...

Lace · 04-22-2004, 11:11 PM

HAHA, I've seen these down the beach a few times. Pretty neat....

macker · 04-22-2004, 11:14 PM

There appears to be random pubic hairs on whatever you've sat those keyrings on.

wtf have you been doing with them?

NickPapageorgio · 04-22-2004, 11:15 PM

Man this contest just got a whole lot more interesting.

Shoehorn! · 04-22-2004, 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by macker
There appears to be random pubic hairs on whatever you've sat those keyrings on.

wtf have you been doing with them?

HAHAHAHAHAHA, you dirty bastard.

foolio · 04-22-2004, 11:24 PM

lol, I used to have the top one when I was a kid -- my parents found it and kicked my ass, lol

macker · 04-22-2004, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
HAHAHAHAHAHA, you dirty bastard.

Me the dirty bastard?

I'm not the one who's been sticking small metal keyrings up my anal passage am I?

And you guys wonder why he's giving them away for free!

jojojo · 04-22-2004, 11:26 PM

I want one :D

I used to have one a long time ago

Stewie · 04-22-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
There appears to be random pubic hairs on whatever you've sat those keyrings on.

wtf have you been doing with them?

Shhhh! The hairs are the ultra secret bonus prize for post 500.

Cheers - you always have original shit to give away.

Gruntled · 04-22-2004, 11:30 PM

I haven't seen those for at least 15 years.

Blast from the past.

wdsguy · 04-22-2004, 11:33 PM

i want one

Raf1 · 04-22-2004, 11:35 PM

Nice keychains

newsdude · 04-22-2004, 11:48 PM

Real cool keychains you got there!

StRoGE · 04-22-2004, 11:53 PM

Sweet, I've gotta have one! Where'd you guys get them from originally?

Brat · 04-22-2004, 11:59 PM

oh my
i used to have one of these when i was like 14. hahah. didnt know they were still around. i want one

chaze · 04-23-2004, 12:02 AM

Me too dude man I havn't seen hese forever. I think I had one in sixth grade actually.

Anyone having problems with the forum it's jacked up for me. It took me 5 tries to post this..

Dawgy · 04-23-2004, 12:02 AM

will u go buy me one of the monkey ones? i dont have the patience to try & be #100 lol

RicardoB · 04-23-2004, 12:09 AM

I like the monkey

kowntafit · 04-23-2004, 12:22 AM

Seen them before.

They are pretty nice though.

Vitasoy · 04-23-2004, 12:55 AM

Those are very nice. I want the monkey.

Weppel · 04-23-2004, 12:57 AM

There is a disturbing amount of hair on all of the pics

04-23-2004, 12:58 AM

You've got to love the monkey spanking his monkey! I'll be aiming for 100!

On-top · 04-23-2004, 01:19 AM

Haha...somebody had one of these back in high school..I just remember him getting in all bunch of trouble for it. LoL...seems like a million years ago.

Pornopat · 04-23-2004, 02:09 AM

Hmm my mom wants keys to my place....

Shoehorn! · 04-23-2004, 02:38 AM

Looks like I'll have to go buy more of the monkey one.

reynold · 04-23-2004, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Yeah, they're the only ones I could find. I probably have other ones lying around somewhere, but I have no clue where they would be.

Well, I hope you find something else soon! It'll be quite a collection!

adamneve · 04-23-2004, 03:13 AM

i got them

Tim · 04-23-2004, 03:37 AM

Actually, I really like the first one

eiht_98 · 04-23-2004, 03:40 AM

a monkey for me pleaase

Shoehorn! · 04-23-2004, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by latinafind
Actually, I really like the first one

That one is like a double whammy, on the way up her pussy is buried in his face, and on the way down she gets the dick. Genius.

OzMan84 · 04-23-2004, 03:49 AM

monkey for me

Goose · 04-23-2004, 03:50 AM

haha nice keychains, where are the from?

slavdogg · 04-23-2004, 04:07 AM

i saw those keychains in hawaii when i was a kid about 15 years ago

when i was there few years ago i was looking for them wanting to buy one

TweetyBird · 04-23-2004, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
i saw those keychains in hawaii when i was a kid about 15 years ago

when i was there few years ago i was looking for them wanting to buy one

hehe

Tania · 04-23-2004, 04:08 AM

nice pics

Tim · 04-23-2004, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
That one is like a double whammy, on the way up her pussy is buried in his face, and on the way down she gets the dick. Genius.

Agreed - how about one for post number 49?

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Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Who wants one of these kickass sex keychains (pics) Here's some awesome keychains I bought, they all move, so when you look at the picture picture them actually engaged in the sex act that they are inanimate in. Two is a girl getting fucked, one is a girl getting fucked by 2 guys, one in her ass and one in her box, the fourth is a monkey jerking off. Every 100th post I'll mail you your choice of keychain. Obviously if you're the fourth person to win you won't get to choose, unless you ask nice then I'll go buy one that you like. Ready set go. __________________

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