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KittyLix · 04-22-2004, 10:25 PM

Spill your revenge and prank stories here.

Spunky · 04-22-2004, 10:29 PM

Many many moons ago.We used to make pipe bombs.We terrorized this East Indian family one time during Halloween.We blew out the w-indows of their car and blew open the front door with a fairly decent sized pipe bomb.
A bunch of them came out with swords and bats and tried to catch us

AMADude · 04-22-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Many many moons ago.We used to make pipe bombs.We terrorized this East Indian family one time during Halloween.We blew out the hahahahahahas of their car and blew open the front door with a fairly decent sized pipe bomb.
A bunch of them came out with swords and bats and tried to catch us

BradM · 04-22-2004, 10:31 PM

Bringing terror to the terrorists?

Disclaimer: I am fucking kidding, grow up.

KittyLix · 04-22-2004, 10:32 PM

damn LOL all I have done so far is the small family prank type shit....the bullion cubes in the shower head trick, super gluing everything, and laxitives in the coffee cream (i was 16)

Elli · 04-22-2004, 10:33 PM

Well, once when I was this scrawny little mousy 9 year old kid, the kids were all playing frisbee during lunch hour at school. One kid would stand on the bleachers and throw the frisbee, and whoever caught it would be on the bleachers next.

Well, this one kid was calling me names or something, so I let 'er rip. I hit him right above the eye with that frisbee so hard that he started to cry. The teacher came over and sent me to the office, and all the kids were shocked that I could do such a thing to that loudmouth.

Damn that felt good.

pimplink · 04-22-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Bringing terror to the terrorists?

Disclaimer: I am fucking kidding, grow up.

Now that should be something!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-22-2004, 10:38 PM

My ex was being a prick so I bought him a cactus for Valentines day. Now I knew this particular cactus well and knew its capabilities to cause major irritation. Its called a Bunny Ear cactus and is covered with thousands of little hairs that dont hurt when you get pricked but minutes later you realize you have hundred of little hairs that are itching and pricking you and there is no way to get them out but to let them grow out. I put it right by the phone so I knew he would brush his hand or move it with his hands somehow.. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA... He hated that fucking cactus after he realized that I got one over on him. It went into a shop in a cupboard in the dark for about 6 months only to be brought out still alive to wreak havoc on the unsuspected once again...prick for a prick

KittyLix · 04-22-2004, 10:41 PM

*taking notes here LOL*

NickPapageorgio · 04-22-2004, 10:41 PM

When I was a concrete construction foreman we used to get all the new kids with this. We would either send them looking for the "Steam Bucket" or the "Doorknob Grinder" or the "Bucket of bubble water" for the level. These kids would walk around 2 - 3 hours asking everyone on site if they had it or knew where to get it. Ofcourse we were all in on it. Gosh I sure miss real work....er

Elli · 04-22-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
It went into a shop in a cupboard in the dark for about 6 months only to be brought out still alive to wreak havoc on the unsuspected once again...prick for a prick

You are evil. I love it!

Cactuses and african violets and the like actually can be coaxed into blooming or growing if you leave them in the dark with minimal water for weeks on end.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-22-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
You are evil. I love it!

Cactuses and african violets and the like actually can be coaxed into blooming or growing if you leave them in the dark with minimal water for weeks on end.

I am evil

reynold · 04-22-2004, 11:06 PM

Put them in "ignore"!

newsdude · 04-23-2004, 01:26 AM

Brilliant stories!

stevecore · 04-23-2004, 01:37 AM

i kicked a kid down a flight of stairs once, his poor legs couldn't keep pace and he ate it the rest of the way down.

i threw a baked potato at a rival boyscout camp and it landed in the fire and bounced out into a kid's eye.

i broke up with a girlfriend, went and fucked another girl then made up with my "ex" the next morning then made her give me a blowjob. i never showered.

i shot out a huge paned glass w_indow with a wrist rocket of a teacher i didn't like. i also burned a rat and laid it on her door step.

i randomly selected houses that had doorknockers and tie fishing wire onto them and place a bottlerocket taped to a straw on the other end. i would hide in the neighbors yard and pull the string, when they answered i lit the bottlerocket.

i spit on money left for a waitress.

i hacked an bootycall's yahoo account and redid her homepage with a pic of her pussy she sent me. i then messaged everyone on her list with the URL and changed her password to the account.

i'm not a good person sometimes.

Weppel · 04-23-2004, 01:46 AM

What is this, evil place?

04-22-2004, 10:25 PM	#1
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04-22-2004, 10:29 PM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	Many many moons ago.We used to make pipe bombs.We terrorized this East Indian family one time during Halloween.We blew out the w-indows of their car and blew open the front door with a fairly decent sized pipe bomb. A bunch of them came out with swords and bats and tried to catch us __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

04-22-2004, 10:33 PM	#6
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Well, once when I was this scrawny little mousy 9 year old kid, the kids were all playing frisbee during lunch hour at school. One kid would stand on the bleachers and throw the frisbee, and whoever caught it would be on the bleachers next. Well, this one kid was calling me names or something, so I let 'er rip. I hit him right above the eye with that frisbee so hard that he started to cry. The teacher came over and sent me to the office, and all the kids were shocked that I could do such a thing to that loudmouth. Damn that felt good. __________________ email: [email protected]

04-22-2004, 10:41 PM	#10
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	When I was a concrete construction foreman we used to get all the new kids with this. We would either send them looking for the "Steam Bucket" or the "Doorknob Grinder" or the "Bucket of bubble water" for the level. These kids would walk around 2 - 3 hours asking everyone on site if they had it or knew where to get it. Ofcourse we were all in on it. Gosh I sure miss real work....er __________________

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04-22-2004, 10:31 PM	#4
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KittyLix Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,036	damn LOL all I have done so far is the small family prank type shit....the bullion cubes in the shower head trick, super gluing everything, and laxitives in the coffee cream (i was 16)

04-22-2004, 10:38 PM	#8
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	My ex was being a prick so I bought him a cactus for Valentines day. Now I knew this particular cactus well and knew its capabilities to cause major irritation. Its called a Bunny Ear cactus and is covered with thousands of little hairs that dont hurt when you get pricked but minutes later you realize you have hundred of little hairs that are itching and pricking you and there is no way to get them out but to let them grow out. I put it right by the phone so I knew he would brush his hand or move it with his hands somehow.. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA... He hated that fucking cactus after he realized that I got one over on him. It went into a shop in a cupboard in the dark for about 6 months only to be brought out still alive to wreak havoc on the unsuspected once again...prick for a prick

04-22-2004, 11:06 PM	#13
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04-23-2004, 01:37 AM	#15
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	i kicked a kid down a flight of stairs once, his poor legs couldn't keep pace and he ate it the rest of the way down. i threw a baked potato at a rival boyscout camp and it landed in the fire and bounced out into a kid's eye. i broke up with a girlfriend, went and fucked another girl then made up with my "ex" the next morning then made her give me a blowjob. i never showered. i shot out a huge paned glass w_indow with a wrist rocket of a teacher i didn't like. i also burned a rat and laid it on her door step. i randomly selected houses that had doorknockers and tie fishing wire onto them and place a bottlerocket taped to a straw on the other end. i would hide in the neighbors yard and pull the string, when they answered i lit the bottlerocket. i spit on money left for a waitress. i hacked an bootycall's yahoo account and redid her homepage with a pic of her pussy she sent me. i then messaged everyone on her list with the URL and changed her password to the account. i'm not a good person sometimes. Last edited by stevecore; 04-23-2004 at 01:39 AM..

04-23-2004, 01:46 AM	#16
Weppel Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2,190	What is this, evil place?