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    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 207

    #1

    Bin Laden Offers Truce If Kerry Elected

    (2004-04-16) -- An audiotape, purportedly from al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden, offers to cease attacks on the United States, and her interests abroad, if Sen. John Forbes Kerry is elected president.

    "I'm offering a truce to the United States," said the voice on the tape, which unnamed experts have confirmed is probably Mr. bin Laden. "Elect the junior Senator from Massachusetts and I will treat that as tantamount to an end to hostilities against al Qaeda and her sister organizations."

    A spokesman for the Kerry presidential campaign said the truce offer "demonstrates that Mr. Kerry is the only candidate who can save America from the threat of terror."

    The unnamed source speculated that Mr. bin Laden would prefer to deal with Mr. Kerry because "they are both intellectuals...you know, masterminds."

    http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001675.html
  • RicardoB
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2576

    #2
    Right! like that is a real option.

    It's an original way to rig an election though

    I wouldn't want to see Bush in power again, but this won't do anything but the oposite.

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    • stev0
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2003
      • 6801

      #3
      haha, the user comments on that site are hillarious

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      • HS-Trixxxia
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 2946

        #4
        Weren't the Bin Laden family living and running businesses in Boston?

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        • pimplink
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          • Jun 2001
          • 9535

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          • Mr.Fiction
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 9484

            #6
            You realize the person who wrote that story is joking, right?

            It's like an Onion.com story.

            Here is the article he links to as the source:

            http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/16/in...pe/16tape.html

            It says nothing about Kerry or Bush.
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            • newsdude
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 1969

              #7
              Just imagine if the Americans will take that seriously! Think of your future!
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              • johnbosh
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 8965

                #8
                lol thats too sick

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                • Goose
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5725

                  #9
                  might be faked to raise Kerry in popularity...
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                  • TurboTrucker
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 2363

                    #10
                    Yeah appeasement really works with people like Bin Laden. Brings to mind the movie Mars Attacks - "We are your friends. We come in peace"

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                    • kmanrox
                      aka K-Man
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295

                      #11
                      you're not only someone's alterego, but you're a tool.
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