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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 333
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Told a black christian woman this today, I feel bad about it.
She knocked on my door to "spread the love of jesus"
I got about 3 inches from her face and told her "I will knock you the fuck out if you're not off my property in 10 seconds", then I got this Charlie Manson-style look in my face and she immediatly 180'd back and off the driveway. I don't feel good about it. GFY has corrupted me. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 868
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that was a little harsh, atleast i'm nice about it and just say "we don't allow god into our home, please leave".
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
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That was kinda harsh man. Just turn off the lights, mute the TV and duck like the rest of us do.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Pornslinga USA
Posts: 1,656
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Youre pathetic.
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Meow Meow!!!
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: San Diego, California
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yeah thats was kinda asperous of you...... but hey i understand!
i hate when peeps come nockin on my door talking about religon! its like if wanted to hear someones perception id go to church dammit!
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jellyfish
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 71,528
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if they ring my doorbell more than twice i go out and tell them get off my property. people shouldnt be allowed to come and force their beliefs on you on YOUR property
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 5,248
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At least you werent in your Klan robe.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
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Just say you keep the bible in a pool of blood so none of it's lies can affect you
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 3,969
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don't worry, the best thing is that you realized that.....
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
Posts: 10,601
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You should have told her that Jesus's Father is Brazilian.
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Meow Meow!!!
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,469
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i have stepped out and talked to them a few times...good debates at first but for the most part they are just brainwashed fools
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
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too bad your hatred was wasted on a little old lady..too bad it wasnt some young fresh faced boy in a suit and tie
I had those fuckers on my door step last week.. asked me if I wanted to hear about his jesus.. i said no.. he asked if i was sure.. i let the dog out on him.. fuck the religious motherfuckers that feel they need to spread their word.. I tell them to spread their legs for jesus instead.. whores of babylon! ![]() |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 5,856
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just answer the door with a greasy hardon & ask her if she'd like to join the mormon gangbang
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No Refunds Issued.
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Location: GFY
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Her son gets paroled tomorrow. Oh well sucks to be you |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Los Angeles, California
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offtopic but, why did you make sure to put 'black christian'.. if she was white would you have just put 'christian' or 'white christian'?... I ask because i dont see what race has to do with the story at all..
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 1123,6536,5231
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Wow. That's pathetic.
I get mad but I do not scare them. |
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Confirmed User
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Location: Midwest
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I like to answer the door naked and ask them if they are here for the orgy.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 2,985
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Goddamn youre mean.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 333
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yeah well, i said i was sorry.
despite my psychiatrist therapy i still get these anger blackouts from time to time (remember the kittens thread) |
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 29
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they do that around here, but they are actually scoping out your house to see if your home and what kind of things you got so they can come back later and break in
crazy world! |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 6,688
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you shouldnt yell at your mother that way when she drops off your laundry.
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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i had two really hot chicks come to my house, about 19 years old, couple of the hottest chicks ive seen, i would invite them in 2 times a week to talk about god and anything else i could convice them off, unfortunally i think i scared them off, causes they didnt come by anymore : (.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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That wasnt nice of you.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Sweden
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Moahahahaha
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,908
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I think that was really bad, you should explain your side in a nice way, but atleast you had realized what you have done....you are forgiven now.....
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: NW Florida
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I try to treat everyone with respect if they deserve it.
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Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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There was an evangelical preacher in Westwood on a loudspeaker preaching Jesus crap years back while I was dining. I couldn't take it anymore and got up and went over and told him to stick Jesus up his fucking ass. Then he started shouting out "you see, you see, this man has the devil inside him".
So then I told him to go fuck himself grabbed his bible and threw it in the trash can. He just stood there in complete shock. ![]()
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Ryde or Die
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Location: California-Shanghai
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man u people are harsh
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,172
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I cant even walk down the block without getting "spammed". mostly homeless people.
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Dallas
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do a search on his username, from posting about killing kittens, to posts about blacks/mexicans with derogatory comments about crime from both races. keep feeding the troll? |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: myrtle beach
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damn
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Atlanta
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I had a preacher guy and his two daughters knock on my door. The daughters were legal age and built like brick shit houses. He was trying to talk to me, but I couldn't take my eyes off of one of the daughters. man I wanted to bone this chick. I feel bad, but I'd still hit it!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Atlanta
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what's wrong with not answering the door?
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Pornslinga USA
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 3,875
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Wholly shit man.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Wherever I want
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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*cough Bullshit cough*
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: cancun~~~~~~~~~ ICQ 292 580 143
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That was mean of ya
When I was in high school my friends and I were all smoking out in the living room and we heard a knock and thought it was another friend or something. Opened the door and it was my high school english teacher. I didnt know he was a Jehovah's Witness till then. We slammed the door in this face right after the he was hit with bong smoke. Man I hated english class after that.
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Back in the harbor
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that's gonna come back and bite you man. karma - don't forget about it
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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How would you feel if that same thing was done to you?
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Old Timer
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Location: Indianapolis
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Trying to spread your religion is wrong no matter what religion you are.
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Pixel Pusher
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I wonder why it was relevant that you mentioned her race?
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