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Old 04-23-2004, 02:59 PM   #1
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Told a black christian woman this today, I feel bad about it.

She knocked on my door to "spread the love of jesus"

I got about 3 inches from her face and told her "I will knock you the fuck out if you're not off my property in 10 seconds", then I got this Charlie Manson-style look in my face and she immediatly 180'd back and off the driveway.

I don't feel good about it.

GFY has corrupted me.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:00 PM   #2
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that was a little harsh, atleast i'm nice about it and just say "we don't allow god into our home, please leave".
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:01 PM   #3
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That was kinda harsh man. Just turn off the lights, mute the TV and duck like the rest of us do.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:01 PM   #4
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:01 PM   #5
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Youre pathetic.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:02 PM   #6
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yeah thats was kinda asperous of you...... but hey i understand!
i hate when peeps come nockin on my door talking about religon! its like if wanted to hear someones perception id go to church dammit!
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:03 PM   #7
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if they ring my doorbell more than twice i go out and tell them get off my property. people shouldnt be allowed to come and force their beliefs on you on YOUR property
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:03 PM   #8
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At least you werent in your Klan robe.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:03 PM   #9
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Just say you keep the bible in a pool of blood so none of it's lies can affect you
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:05 PM   #10
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don't worry, the best thing is that you realized that.....
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:05 PM   #11
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Just say you keep the bible in a pool of blood so none of it's lies can affect you
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:06 PM   #12
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You should have told her that Jesus's Father is Brazilian.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:07 PM   #13
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You should have told her that Jesus's Father is Brazilian.
nawh dude he was mexican!!!! hahaha LOL
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:08 PM   #14
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i have stepped out and talked to them a few times...good debates at first but for the most part they are just brainwashed fools
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:08 PM   #15
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too bad your hatred was wasted on a little old lady..too bad it wasnt some young fresh faced boy in a suit and tie

I had those fuckers on my door step last week..

asked me if I wanted to hear about his jesus.. i said no.. he asked if i was sure.. i let the dog out on him..

fuck the religious motherfuckers that feel they need to spread their word.. I tell them to spread their legs for jesus instead.. whores of babylon!
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:09 PM   #16
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just answer the door with a greasy hardon & ask her if she'd like to join the mormon gangbang
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:11 PM   #17
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She knocked on my door to "spread the love of jesus"

I got about 3 inches from her face and told her "I will knock you the fuck out if you're not off my property in 10 seconds", then I got this Charlie Manson-style look in my face and she immediatly 180'd back and off the driveway.

I don't feel good about it.

GFY has corrupted me.

Her son gets paroled tomorrow. Oh well sucks to be you
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:21 PM   #18
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offtopic but, why did you make sure to put 'black christian'.. if she was white would you have just put 'christian' or 'white christian'?... I ask because i dont see what race has to do with the story at all..
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:44 PM   #19
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Wow. That's pathetic.

I get mad but I do not scare them.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:48 PM   #20
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I like to answer the door naked and ask them if they are here for the orgy.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:49 PM   #21
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Goddamn youre mean.
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:54 PM   #22
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yeah well, i said i was sorry.
despite my psychiatrist therapy i still get these anger blackouts from time to time (remember the kittens thread)
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:04 PM   #23
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they do that around here, but they are actually scoping out your house to see if your home and what kind of things you got so they can come back later and break in crazy world!
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:34 PM   #24
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you shouldnt yell at your mother that way when she drops off your laundry.
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:40 PM   #25
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i had two really hot chicks come to my house, about 19 years old, couple of the hottest chicks ive seen, i would invite them in 2 times a week to talk about god and anything else i could convice them off, unfortunally i think i scared them off, causes they didnt come by anymore : (.
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:47 PM   #26
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That wasnt nice of you.
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:47 PM   #27
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:52 PM   #28
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I think that was really bad, you should explain your side in a nice way, but atleast you had realized what you have done....you are forgiven now.....
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:53 PM   #29
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:56 PM   #30
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There was an evangelical preacher in Westwood on a loudspeaker preaching Jesus crap years back while I was dining. I couldn't take it anymore and got up and went over and told him to stick Jesus up his fucking ass. Then he started shouting out "you see, you see, this man has the devil inside him".

So then I told him to go fuck himself grabbed his bible and threw it in the trash can.

He just stood there in complete shock.

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i had two really hot chicks come to my house, about 19 years old, couple of the hottest chicks ive seen, i would invite them in 2 times a week to talk about god and anything else i could convice them off, unfortunally i think i scared them off, causes they didnt come by anymore : (.
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I cant even walk down the block without getting "spammed". mostly homeless people.
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offtopic but, why did you make sure to put 'black christian'.. if she was white would you have just put 'christian' or 'white christian'?... I ask because i dont see what race has to do with the story at all..
It's only relevant because he is a complete troll, a under the bridge "who's that trip trapping on my bridge" troll.
do a search on his username, from posting about killing kittens, to posts about blacks/mexicans with derogatory comments about crime from both races.

keep feeding the troll?
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I had a preacher guy and his two daughters knock on my door. The daughters were legal age and built like brick shit houses. He was trying to talk to me, but I couldn't take my eyes off of one of the daughters. man I wanted to bone this chick. I feel bad, but I'd still hit it!
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There was an evangelical preacher in Westwood on a loudspeaker preaching Jesus crap years back while I was dining. I couldn't take it anymore and got up and went over and told him to stick Jesus up his fucking ass. Then he started shouting out "you see, you see, this man has the devil inside him".

So then I told him to go fuck himself grabbed his bible and threw it in the trash can.

He just stood there in complete shock.

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Now... THAT's funny!
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Old 04-23-2004, 07:25 PM   #42
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That was mean of ya
When I was in high school my friends and I were all smoking out in the living room and we heard a knock and thought it was another friend or something. Opened the door and it was my high school english teacher. I didnt know he was a Jehovah's Witness till then. We slammed the door in this face right after the he was hit with bong smoke. Man I hated english class after that.
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How would you feel if that same thing was done to you?
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Trying to spread your religion is wrong no matter what religion you are.
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