Joke: The nursing home - GoFuckYourself.com

neewwman · 04-21-2004, 08:18 AM

A Jewish family is considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Jewish facilities are completely full so they have to put him in a Catholic home.

After a few weeks in the Catholic facility they come to visit grandpa.

"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."

"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.

"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

"And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been
practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!

"And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still call me the fucking Jew."

Seb From Holland · 04-21-2004, 08:21 AM

04-21-2004, 08:18 AM	#1
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	Joke: The nursing home A Jewish family is considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Jewish facilities are completely full so they have to put him in a Catholic home. After a few weeks in the Catholic facility they come to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa. "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you." "Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'! "And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'! "And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still call me the fucking Jew." __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program! Last edited by neewwman; 04-21-2004 at 08:21 AM..

04-21-2004, 08:21 AM	#2
Seb From Holland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,747	lol