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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Whats the fastest it took you to have sex with someone after you met them
non-work related sex
I set a new personal record last weekend, 4 hours
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Me too 4 hours, lifeguard at the beach. He was hung like a pornstar. We dated for 6 months after.
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If u touch it, I will cum
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does it count if she was conscious or not?
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If u touch it, I will cum
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#7 |
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4 hours? Try visiting Montreal.
My first trip there I hooked up with a chick in the hotel bar within one hour of arrival. |
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#8 |
wtf ?
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damn I suck
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Well I made him take me to dinner and the bar first!
I was 17. |
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a couple of hrs
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hour and a half. bar closing time and a decent looking (beer goggles) chick latched on to me and asked me to continue the party at her place.
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1 hour, little internet whore
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10 minutes.
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About 45 minutes, with some girl I met online. We met at a park and in about 45 minutes my dick was down her throat in the back of her van. Then she rode me for a little while and I had her buy me some mcdonalds afterwards. Stupid whores.
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8 years and counting. I can't wait to lose my virignity! I think she's about to give in to my advances any day now.
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6 hours
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Last week, took about 15-20 minutes.
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Like 3-4 hours
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2 weeks (with my ex of 2 1/2 years). I've only had sex with 2 women, and I'm quite content (I've been with my gf for 3 1/2 years)!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2004
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U should try a couple of the clubs in London......
How long does it take to fall to your knees? |
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2 hours
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Long time ago, I answered the phone and it was a wrong number.
This woman wanted a booty call, and was looking for some guy she met at a bar. She was 10 minutes away, so I jumped in car and went over. In five minutes we were going at it. Terrible experience... she was a lousy lay. But a pretty good stunt, kinda thing. ![]()
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Ive met a couple whores in AOL chatrooms (funny enough). Talked to them for about 10 minutes then went to their places talked for like 15 more, then fucked. So that plus driving time, I'd say about 50 minutes or so. (not that it happens regularly)
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3 weeks
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2 hrs the first day i met my wife.
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about 3 hours
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About 30 minutes. I couldnt walk afterwards (he was huge!)
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2 hours and i was on a concrete floor of my friends laundry room taking this girls virginity. Afterwards i asked her her name and pone number cause i felt bad.
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45 minutes
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3-5 minutes with a hooker
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4 hours or so
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Does it matter if money exchanged hands?
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Die With Your Boots On
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You should also preface this by saying, "and not having to pay for it."
I'm with Oystein, back in the single days, can anyone say Orgy? |
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#41 |
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A couple of hours for me.
Was at a buddy's house and he had a female friend over. He left the room for a while to do something and the girl turns to me and asks me if i want to "do stuff". Anyways, buddy comes into the room and she's completely naked while I'm eating her out. Anyways, I eventually found out that she was in a relationship and I felt really bad... but she came on to me. |
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I'd say a couple of hours for me. But it's the long wait that really gets the fire going!
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