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Old 04-20-2004, 11:45 AM   #1
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Now this is how you handle a traffic ticket

http://www.kravitz.net/awotftp/awotp...ter%5b1%5d.pdf

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Old 04-20-2004, 11:55 AM   #2
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Thanks, that was hilarious!
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:00 PM   #3
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So funny!
You really took the time for that letter...
Probably had a blast writing it too
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:01 PM   #4
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please try our PPC search engine Sex.com
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:04 PM   #5
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im printing that one out
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:05 PM   #6
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classic!
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:06 PM   #7
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haha fucking awsome
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:10 PM   #8
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:11 PM   #9
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Nice to see those NZ police being smart enough to withdraw the ticket. Winnipeg police would have come arrested you for grand theft auto.
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:12 PM   #10
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rofl that was great
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:13 PM   #11
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oh that is the funniest shit ever!!! please please please let me hotlink that to the car forums i visit often, they will get a kick outta that shit
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:14 PM   #12
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That is pretty funny!
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:15 PM   #13
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:16 PM   #14
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:23 PM   #15
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:39 PM   #16
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That letter has made my day!
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:41 PM   #17
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:56 PM   #18
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Old 04-20-2004, 01:52 PM   #19
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LOL, that's fantastic! hahahaha!
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Old 04-20-2004, 02:40 PM   #20
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Old 04-20-2004, 03:38 PM   #21
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Old 04-20-2004, 03:52 PM   #22
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Sweet letter man. That was seriously funny shit. Nice job!
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Old 04-20-2004, 03:56 PM   #23
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I just sent that link to my joke list.
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Old 04-20-2004, 09:17 PM   #24
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Great one! Made my friend laugh so hard.
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Old 04-20-2004, 10:49 PM   #25
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I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:00 PM   #26
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omg that was great
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:08 PM   #27
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HAHAHAHA, that is fucking awesome.
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:10 PM   #28
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that is great, especially the ending
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:17 PM   #29
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lol, nice way to be a smartass to the police
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:22 PM   #30
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what type of car is that. it says a HONDA salon ? wtf is that
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:27 PM   #31
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Wow thats better than my best excuse of gettting out of a ticket!
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:47 PM   #32
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Old 04-21-2004, 03:00 AM   #33
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Nice one you got there! Are we to expect more of this?
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what type of car is that. it says a HONDA salon ? wtf is that
Car manufacturers often release models under different names, sometimes with different features, in different countries.
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