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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    Not the smartest thing I have ever done.

    ...But lots of fun, none the less.



    Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

    Me: Does it have anything to do with the 3 kilos of cocaine hidden under my back seats?




    Yeah...It kinda went downhill from there.


    Needless to say, I did not have any drugs hidden under my back seat....
























    They were in the spare tire.
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    • NaughtyJenn
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      • Apr 2003
      • 7355
      #2
      lol always causing trouble eh...

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        • AMADude
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          • Apr 2004
          • 3875
          #3


          Thats classic.
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            • okny
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              • Aug 2002
              • 5761
              #4
              If i said that in New York, minutes later i would have been chilling in the back of the cop car.
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                • Goose
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                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5725
                  #5
                  loool very good...you gotta show those cops you're not afraid of their arogant behavior!
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                    • OzMan
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                      • Sep 2003
                      • 9162
                      #6
                      I bet he never looked there though after you told him.

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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46917
                          #7
                          Originally posted by okny
                          If i said that in New York, minutes later i would have been chilling in the back of the cop car.
                          Uh.....Same here...

                          It's a warm day and they would not even crack the window.

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                            • Tam
                              Rude Bitch
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 8534
                              #8
                              LMAO

                              that's better than the time I got pulled over for speeding and had a bottle of midol on my leg, trying to open that fucking thing....... and the cop just told me to slow down and then backed away slowly and left. I didn't think much about it, but boy my daughter sure had a good laugh about it.
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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by OzMan
                                  I bet he never looked there though after you told him.
                                  You would lose that bet.

                                  He called his buddies with the dogs.
                                  Last edited by AaronM; 06-02-2004, 12:39 PM.

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                                    • Gheenz
                                      Here's Your Sign
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 2410
                                      #10
                                      LMAO!!! You're my new hero!!!
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                                        • StuartD
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 29903
                                          #11
                                          sheesh... friggin cops have no sense of ha ha
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                                            • Scott McD
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                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 67792
                                              #12
                                              So why did he pull you over ?

                                              Were you doing your boy racer shit again ???


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                                                • Edguy!
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                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 1126
                                                  #13
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                                                    • OzMan
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 9162
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                      You would lose that bet.

                                                      They he called his buddies with the dogs.
                                                      Damn

                                                      er so what did he stop ya for?

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                                                        • sexsup
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                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 3004
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                          ...Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

                                                          Me: Does it have anything to do with the 3 kilos of cocaine hidden under my back seats?
                                                          Aaron that's too funny

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                                                            • Gabriel
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                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 4789
                                                              #16
                                                              HAHAHA did they write you a ticket for "wasting there time"?
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                                                                • Basic_man
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 27360
                                                                  #17
                                                                  so dumpass! he could had pull you in jail for that dude!
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                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46917
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                      So why did he pull you over ?

                                                                      Were you doing your boy racer shit again ???
                                                                      This is the really weird part.

                                                                      US Customs informed me that my tags were expired a couple of weeks ago. I have been driving with expired tags since February with no problems.

                                                                      Today I finally got around to taking care of this and the (Gresham) cop pulled me over when I left the DEQ test center and was on my way to the DMV. I showed them my pass certificate and he was still gonna write me a ticket because of my smart ass remark until I dropped the name of a friend of mine who works in the Gresham courthouse.

                                                                      So...After the dogs got done sniffing around and the cops were finished feeling me up, they let me go with a verbal warning and followed me to the DMV.

                                                                      THEN...Just to add fuel to the fire......I left DMV without putting the new tags on the vehicle.

                                                                      And because I know some idiot is gonna tell me I am full of shit. Here is the paperwork with my new tags still attached. I think I will go stick them on now.

                                                                      Last edited by AaronM; 06-02-2004, 12:59 PM.

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                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 46917
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                          so dumpass! he could had pull you in jail for that dude!
                                                                          If you are gonna call me a dumbass...Perhaps you should learn to spell the word first.

                                                                          Not to mention the rest of your sentence. WTF is that? Engrish?

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                                                                            • ldinternet
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                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 8245
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                              If you are gonna call me a dumbass...Perhaps you should learn to spell the word first.

                                                                              Not to mention the rest of your sentence. WTF is that? Engrish?
                                                                              They don't call him Basic Man for nothing.

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                                                                                • Scott McD
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 67792
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                  I think I will go stick them on now.
                                                                                  Could be a wise move...



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                                                                                    • Face (o_0)
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 2617
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                      ...But lots of fun, none the less.



                                                                                      Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

                                                                                      Me: Does it have anything to do with the 3 kilos of cocaine hidden under my back seats?




                                                                                      Yeah...It kinda went downhill from there.


                                                                                      Needless to say, I did not have any drugs hidden under my back seat....
























                                                                                      They were in the spare tire.
                                                                                      haha funny stuff

                                                                                      you da man

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                                                                                        • Triple 6
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                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 5394
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • sinkiss
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                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 666
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              i would not have the guts to do that.
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                                                                                                • Loryn
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 12853
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • ldinternet
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 8245
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      What are tags?

                                                                                                      Is that something like a tax disc?

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                                                                                                        • Loryn
                                                                                                          Super Connector
                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                          • 12853
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                                                          sheesh... friggin cops have no sense of ha ha
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                                                                                                            • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                              • 5162
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              lol aaron, cops need to lighten up some

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                                                                                                                • Nicky
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                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                  • 30071
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  LOL, you da man!

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                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

                                                                                                                      Me: Judging by your stupid question I'd say this is an ESP ability spotcheck.




                                                                                                                      Cops ask the stupidest questions. What the fuck difference does it make if you already know why he pulled you over. Why don't cops just say what's on their minds and do their job and get on with it?
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                                                                                                                        • StuartD
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 29903
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
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                                                                                                                            • Rick Latona
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                              • 6037
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                              ...But lots of fun, none the less.



                                                                                                                              Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

                                                                                                                              Me: Does it have anything to do with the 3 kilos of cocaine hidden under my back seats?




                                                                                                                              Yeah...It kinda went downhill from there.


                                                                                                                              Needless to say, I did not have any drugs hidden under my back seat....
























                                                                                                                              They were in the spare tire.
                                                                                                                              I can totally visualize this.
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                                                                                                                                • SS396chevelleSS
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1692
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                                  Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

                                                                                                                                  Me: Judging by your stupid question I'd say this is an ESP ability spotcheck.




                                                                                                                                  Cops ask the stupidest questions. What the fuck difference does it make if you already know why he pulled you over. Why don't cops just say what's on their minds and do their job and get on with it?
                                                                                                                                  they do that because it gives you the oppertunity to admit you did something else wrong that they can get you for.
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                                                                                                                                    • jonesy
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      i thought you were gonna say you wiped your ass with your hand after taking a shit.
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                                                                                                                                        • lilj
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                                                                                                                                            • Dirty F
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Hehe pretty funny

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                                                                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  AaronM you badass.

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                                                                                                                                                    • mahoney
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 5318
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      That's funny as hell. What did he say ? I have always wanted to do something like that
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                                                                                                                                                        • BT
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                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          LMAO, sounds like the police must loved you after that

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                                                                                                                                                            • aaron
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              thats great

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                                                                                                                                                                • hova
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 22430
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I always wanted to do that, never did it tho
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Lauren
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1439
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                      ...But lots of fun, none the less.

                                                                                                                                                                      Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

                                                                                                                                                                      Me: Does it have anything to do with the 3 kilos of cocaine hidden under my back seats?

                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah...It kinda went downhill from there.

                                                                                                                                                                      Needless to say, I did not have any drugs hidden under my back seat....

                                                                                                                                                                      They were in the spare tire.
                                                                                                                                                                      no wonder you get in trouble, you and your big mouth ... sometimes it's better to keep mum about things...

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                                                                                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                                                                                                                          This is why I love you!! You crack me up all the time. Never a dull moment with you!!!

                                                                                                                                                                          If you are going to San Diego...You should take some time and head down to TJ with a few of us. It's real fun to fuck with the shop owners.

                                                                                                                                                                          Baddog knows all about this.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 41470
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              mental note - tie and gag AaronM next time i travel in car with him.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Aquarius
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4754
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  hehehehe very nice!

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                      If you are going to San Diego...You should take some time and head down to TJ with a few of us. It's real fun to fuck with the shop owners.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Baddog knows all about this.
                                                                                                                                                                                      yes, all I can say is, be careful what you ask for, because there is a good chance they can get it for you, so you had better be ready to buy

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • samuel
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1986
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          haha.. maybe not the smartest... but the funniest..

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Loryn
                                                                                                                                                                                              Super Connector
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 12853
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                              If you are going to San Diego...You should take some time and head down to TJ with a few of us. It's real fun to fuck with the shop owners.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Baddog knows all about this.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Nah, I will wait by the pool for you, "IF" you return. I do not think a little blonde American like me would have fun in their jail!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                              RIP TD

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Nah, I will wait by the pool for you, "IF" you return. I do not think a little blonde American like me would have fun in their jail!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  So much for your sense of adventure.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • digifan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 14618
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                                      ..

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Needless to say, I did not have any drugs hidden under my back seat....
                                                                                                                                                                                                      They were in the spare tire.
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